Author Topic: Probably the best bodybuilding supplement out there (Read 3027 times)

Hard Fast · « **on:** November 17, 2021, 10:30:17 AM »

been taking this forever. Old Dependable

IroNat · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2021, 11:34:22 AM »

What's so good about this bogus product?

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #2 on:** November 17, 2021, 11:39:12 AM »

That's not a cup of coffee.

ZeroPatience · « **Reply #3 on:** November 17, 2021, 11:42:25 AM »

Under the tongue fake steroids were popular when i was a kid.

BB · « **Reply #4 on:** November 17, 2021, 11:44:04 AM »

Quote from: IroNat on November 17, 2021, 11:34:22 AM

What's so good about this bogus product?

It has a a Gorilla on it. All the best supps have Gorillas, Horses, Cows, etc.... on them.

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Etc....

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2021, 12:48:30 PM »

If a muscle building supplement works it is quickly made illegal.

Dokey111 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 17, 2021, 12:55:44 PM »

you will be conflicted after you get massive ripped muscles, knowing that it all came out of one little vial of the beast and not at all from training or diet or even drugs. it's not worth the mental anguish.

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #7 on:** November 17, 2021, 12:58:50 PM »

Quote from: Dokey111 on November 17, 2021, 12:55:44 PM

you will be conflicted after you get massive ripped muscles, knowing that it all came out of one little vial of the beast and not at all from training or diet or even drugs. it's not worth the mental anguish.

Hopefully the supplement doesn't make your penis the size of a gorillas.

Dokey111 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 17, 2021, 01:11:47 PM »

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on November 17, 2021, 12:58:50 PM

Hopefully the supplement doesn't make your penis the size of a gorillas.

your testes sack will look like a dried apricot

LittleJ · « **Reply #9 on:** November 17, 2021, 03:42:53 PM »

I remember these type supplements. They were kept locked up behind a glass in the supplement store.

Rambone · « **Reply #10 on:** November 17, 2021, 03:55:42 PM »

Quote from: Hard Fast on November 17, 2021, 10:30:17 AM

been taking this forever. Old Dependable

Can be found in the locked, glass case between the vanadyl sulfate and the myostatin inhibitor.

#1GymRat · « **Reply #11 on:** November 17, 2021, 03:56:19 PM »

u get hard fast lonikng at gooriller and ot other men monkyfuker!!!hahahahah

Quote from: Hard Fast on November 17, 2021, 10:30:17 AM

been taking this forever. Old Dependable

Spike · « **Reply #12 on:** November 18, 2021, 07:24:00 AM »

I almost got suspended from high school because of this stuff

they literally thought I was on gas - I bought it from some ad in a musclemag or something in 1998

everyone knows Laurabolin was the best shit you could ever take - you could pay some Spanish dude in San Antonio $40 and he'd bring you back 3 bottles

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #13 on:** November 18, 2021, 07:53:31 AM »

I remember when all those veterinarian steroids were the rage in the gyms in the early 80's. At the time they were very easy to obtain and came in a huge bottle. Guys were always making horse sounds after a set as a joke.

webstar · « **Reply #14 on:** November 18, 2021, 08:04:07 AM »

Spike · « **Reply #15 on:** November 18, 2021, 09:17:00 AM »

Quote from: webstar on November 18, 2021, 08:04:07 AM

this stuff worked !!

ultimate farts tho

webstar · « **Reply #16 on:** November 18, 2021, 09:29:26 AM »

Quote from: Spike on November 18, 2021, 09:17:00 AM

this stuff worked !!

ultimate farts tho

i was never able to try it.. the old heads in the gym and forums would rave about it.

When i started working out it was just getting banned.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #17 on:** November 18, 2021, 09:31:14 AM »

Quote from: webstar on November 18, 2021, 09:29:26 AM

i was never able to try it.. the old heads in the gym and forums would rave about it.

When i started working out it was just getting banned.

You never wanted to stop working out on it. It was amazing.

Taffin · « **Reply #18 on:** November 18, 2021, 09:36:58 AM »

Epic home-drawn label

Never realised you could get Gorillas with a touch of Downs

webstar · « **Reply #19 on:** November 18, 2021, 09:56:43 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on November 18, 2021, 09:31:14 AM

You never wanted to stop working out on it. It was amazing.

what do you think would be the closest thing to it now adays?

I remember the original 1 more rep and the original jacked were nuts.

funk51 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 18, 2021, 10:11:22 AM »

ANYBODY TAKE ANY OF THIS CRAP.

Megalodon · « **Reply #21 on:** November 18, 2021, 10:18:03 AM »

Quote from: funk51 on November 18, 2021, 10:11:22 AM

Only 60 million gentiles were murdered under Soviet communism. Why not put a communist symbol on a supplement.

I take it Val Vasilef wouldn't have had to worry about being exterminated. Sociopathic.

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #22 on:** November 18, 2021, 10:53:04 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on November 18, 2021, 09:31:14 AM

You never wanted to stop working out on it. It was amazing.

Yes, it was the best supplement ever. The original only lasted a year or so and they had to change it or the FDA would have banned it. The first time I used Ultimate Orange I thought I was having a psychotic episode.

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #23 on:** November 18, 2021, 01:10:17 PM »

Taken with asprin = liftoff in the 90s. You knew you were taking too much when your sinuses went dry.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #24 on:** November 18, 2021, 01:55:44 PM »

Quote from: webstar on November 18, 2021, 09:56:43 AM

what do you think would be the closest thing to it now adays?

I remember the original 1 more rep and the original jacked were nuts.

supplement wise? Not much. Most of the stuff makes your skin hot or your heart beat out of your chest. I would say a mix of Tren and Clen would be the closest. I really wonder what they had it in. It was insane. I used to do shrugs working up to about 5 plates a side and barely could move the bar. First time I tried this shit I went to the gym and this big fucking kneegrow was doing shrugs in the power rack. I asked to work in and he starts going to 5, then 6 then 7 plates and no shit I kept up with him. I tried this again without ultimate orange and couldn't even fucking lift the bar off of the rack.