Distended belly from having a baby of peace.
would you still procure the corn?
I would, in fact, "appropriate" the corn.
Would you utilize the corn to make an old fashioned necklace, something like the chumash indian would of designed?
Would you glue said corn to a piece of construction paper, arranged in a pleasing pattern, and place the artwork on your refridgerator?
I would put the corn to use by creating a christmas ornament and placing it at predominant location on the tree each year.
would you ever consider purchasing a rhinestone jacket, and replacing the rhinestones with kernels?
I have and not and will not wear a rhinestone jacket.
Its called a kernel jacket at that point.
Still, that's just taking it too far. 
Would you take the kernels and place them on a fancy hat, and name yourself "King of the Harvest"?
You guys do realize that you read like some sort of perverted Doctor Seuss? Just thought I'd tell you as it's funny in an odd sort of way.
