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LOL.

Both girls are cute, but the one with the huge tits is a real looker. I've never dated a girl with such giant boobs, but one came within spitting distance I guess, Jude. Had a face like Madchen Amick from "Twin Peaks," albeit with a more bulbous nose a'la Maria Bartiromo. She was a smoker but had all but quit, which was good enough for me. She was plump, like 150 lbs., but a good bit of that was in her chest. She said it gave her terrible back problems.

If she wasn't sort of an intellectual lightweight ~~was more into me~~ I would've gladly given her some muscle relaxers, painkillers and motorboated the shit out of those titties

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #7116 on:** July 05, 2012, 02:02:16 PM »

I know Jodie Marsh is a disgusting, fake, lowlife slut. But she still gives me the boner....

do I need counseling?

herne · « **Reply #7117 on:** July 05, 2012, 02:04:46 PM »

Quote from: dutchguy on July 05, 2012, 02:02:16 PM

I know Jodie Marsh is a disgusting, fake, lowlife slut. But she still gives me the boner....

do I need counseling?

Doubt it!

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #7118 on:** July 05, 2012, 02:05:42 PM »

herne · « **Reply #7119 on:** July 05, 2012, 02:11:17 PM »

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #7120 on:** July 05, 2012, 02:12:21 PM »

Quote from: doriancutlerman on July 05, 2012, 01:57:54 PM

LOL.

Both girls are cute, but the one with the huge tits is a real looker. I've never dated a girl with such giant boobs, but one came within spitting distance I guess, Jude. Had a face like Madchen Amick from "Twin Peaks," albeit with a more bulbous nose a'la Maria Bartiromo. She was a smoker but had all but quit, which was good enough for me. She was plump, like 150 lbs., but a good bit of that was in her chest. She said it gave her terrible back problems.

If she wasn't sort of an intellectual lightweight ~~was more into me~~ I would've gladly given her some muscle relaxers, painkillers and motorboated the shit out of those titties

Haha, well said! I remember that Dolly Parton once said that she quit jogging because she was afraid to KO herself.
The problem with women with big goody bags, is that they also have elephant asses, esp the midgets.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #7121 on:** July 05, 2012, 02:16:37 PM »

Quote from: dutchguy on July 05, 2012, 02:02:16 PM

I know Jodie Marsh is a disgusting, fake, lowlife slut. But she still gives me the boner....

do I need counseling?

No need for that, just read this article

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-mathematics-of-beauty/

In short: women with controversial features get the most attention from men

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #7122 on:** July 05, 2012, 02:31:56 PM »

Quote from: bradistani on July 05, 2012, 12:39:07 PM

I kind of like the one with the small tits. She has those fuck me in the ass and cum in my mouth eyes.

herne · « **Reply #7123 on:** July 05, 2012, 03:31:34 PM »

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #7124 on:** July 05, 2012, 03:44:47 PM »

Quote from: herne on July 05, 2012, 03:31:34 PM

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Dutch attention seeking golddigger with zero ass