I agree, life isn't worth living if you can't even crack on off!
Was the first thing I thought of. Unless there's some chick with some weird mushroom fetish, it's not looking good for him.
So what? He takes a shit and the crap has to go through a big bush of mushrooms or something? Sick!!! Imagine the stench unless he's hosed off to which he can't really do himself either. You would not want any of the water spraying on you say you were to be a good samaritan and hose him down, lol...
Ok, enough of that guy, making myself sick here.