3rd one (fatties with orange hats) is made during the local New Years dive. Believe me, most Dutch women are horrible
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Got a story that will show you're 100% right... back in 1995 they sent my unit to Germany to prepare for duty in Bosnia. I had 3 days to do whatever, so I got on a train and went to Amsterdam, met a girl at a cafe and we went for a dinner at an outdoor restaurant and went walking by the canals at night...
When we went to her apartment, we had some wine and then went to bed- her butt smelled like CHEESE.