"Texas Man Shot in the Face by Ricocheted Bullet After Firing on an Armadillo"http://www.wideopencountry.com/texas-man-attempt-to-shoot-armadillo/
Karmadillo?
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Lol! Took me a second
*you'reOh the irony. This is something Goodrum would do.
Gender fluid He-Man...
A nitric acid bath might help to make it even more fluid