Prime, Howard, Matt Cuck and Bhanks are 4 very different characters, but have this in common.
"One thing about people like you, malignant narcissist, that love talking about themselves and sharing every detail of their empty lives, is they assume others like to hear about their self-absorbed ramblings and think they find them as interesting as you find yourself."
Who is "the most self-unaware person on this board"?