BREAKING: The word is that Will Smith was obliviously standing on the track during a running event when the lead runner, a honky mayonnaise polar bear, yelled at him to get off the track. When the front running honky circled around again, Will Smith, exuding fragility due to being reprimanded for his unmindful behavior, deliberately stood in the runner's path, blocking him. The honky had to push Smith out of his way to continue forward in order to complete the race. Very high IQ'd and high impulse-controlled Smith, who was completely rested because he was not in the event, then sprinted after the polar bear and sucker-punched him from behind, a behavior so rare, unexpected, and totally out of character.