PIP LOUIE SIMMONS

[Matt]

Is it true that Louie was still squatting 660-lb at age 66 [in 2014]?

Amazing, if so...

[funk51]

*telephone rings*

Louie: 'Hello?'

*A man breathes heavily down the phone*

Louie: 'Helloooo? Who the fuck is this?'

Pamith: 'Bro ...'

Louie: 'Yes, bro? Can I help you?'

Pamith: 'My body is ready.'

Louie: 'Listen, pal, how about you fuck off? You must have the wrong number.'

Pamith: 'Brutal if true.'

*Louie puts down the phone*

     good one.

[Royalty]

The guys theory was to take as much drugs as you can handle and eat as much shit as possible so you can deadlift a 1000lbs. He had guys eating pizza and candy bars on the clock. Guru my ass no one wants to look like this no one cares if you can squat or deadlift 1000lbs when you are a fat slob

You have narrow shoulders and big knees

[Humble Narcissist]

The guys theory was to take as much drugs as you can handle and eat as much shit as possible so you can deadlift a 1000lbs. He had guys eating pizza and candy bars on the clock. Guru my ass no one wants to look like this no one cares if you can squat or deadlift 1000lbs when you are a fat slob

I doubt you make it to 74.

[IroNat]

Do I look like one of the fat asses that trains at Westside hell fuck no I don't

But that is your diet isn't it?

You just sh8t a lot.

[bhank]

You have narrow shoulders and big knees

My shoulder width is actually one of my attributes I am wide not narrow at all

[IroNat]

My shoulder width is actually one of my attributes I am wide not narrow at all

Yes, your head is wide.

[falco]

RIP.

Great legacy.

[bhank]

But that is your diet isn't it?

You just sh8t a lot.

Fuck no that is not my diet. this is my midsection this morning do you see any fat on me?? i am sorry but i am not going to label a fat bastard a guru just becasue they can hit numbers.

[Spike]

The guys theory was to take as much drugs as you can handle and eat as much shit as possible so you can deadlift a 1000lbs. He had guys eating pizza and candy bars on the clock. Guru my ass no one wants to look like this no one cares if you can squat or deadlift 1000lbs when you are a fat slob

he was a strength coach - a lot of NFL strength coaches followed some of his concepts - he trained a lot of top olypoic and strongman athletes - sure some badass skinny HRT shit leg genetics North Carolina redneck could care less

BUT almost every large man who has pressed weight and had friends in a weight room knows who he is and has used a machine that he designed - I know for a fact little skinny redenck North Carolina dudes don't lift heavy enough to need to use a reverse hyper

[benchmstr]

The guys theory was to take as much drugs as you can handle and eat as much shit as possible so you can deadlift a 1000lbs. He had guys eating pizza and candy bars on the clock. Guru my ass no one wants to look like this no one cares if you can squat or deadlift 1000lbs when you are a fat slob

First of all..no damn westside lifter ever deadlifted anywhere near 1000lbs..you can’t cheat a deadlift so westside was shit out of luck on that lift.

Bench

[bhank]

he was a strength coach - a lot of NFL strength coaches followed some of his concepts - he trained a lot of top olypoic and strongman athletes - sure some badass skinny HRT shit leg genetics North Carolina redneck could care less

BUT almost every large man who has pressed weight and had friends in a weight room knows who he is and has used a machine that he designed - I know for a fact little skinny redenck North Carolina dudes don't lift heavy enough to need to use a reverse hyper

I know who the guy is I know all about his training theories. He basically recruits a bunch of big guys for his gym then feeds them drugs candy and pizza until they get bigger and lift more. An actual Guru would be in shape and eat some fucking salads not just big fat and strong

[bhank]

First of all..no damn westside lifter ever deadlifted anywhere near 1000lbs..you can’t cheat a deadlift so westside was shit out of luck on that lift.

Bench

Right they are all wrapped up in triple triplex bodysuits when they do their stupid squats anyway and bench shirts etc etc

Forced reps, drop sets, pre exhaustion, bands, slow negatives, pyramids, shirt and suit assisted lifts, chains, timed reps and rest between sets that stuff is all bullshit just do regular sets and put that extra energy into recovery and nutrition

[IroNat]

Bhanky eats garbage for food but claims he is superior because he sh8ts it all out and can't absorb the nutrients.

[affeman]

"Where are the bodies??"

[bhank]

Bhanky eats garbage for food but claims he is superior because he sh8ts it all out and can't absorb the nutrients.

Not absorbing Iron is not the same thing as not absorbing calories I absolutely absorb every calorie I eat. I don't poop out undigested food. But yes I am superior to you because I am shredded and you are not that is exactly how it works glad you figured it out

[TheShape.]

The guys theory was to take as much drugs as you can handle and eat as much shit as possible so you can deadlift a 1000lbs. He had guys eating pizza and candy bars on the clock. Guru my ass no one wants to look like this no one cares if you can squat or deadlift 1000lbs when you are a fat slob

Says the guy who eats puke on a plate every morning with peach cobbler

[pamith]

*telephone rings*

Louie: 'Hello?'

*A man breathes heavily down the phone*

Louie: 'Helloooo? Who the fuck is this?'

Pamith: 'Bro ...'

Louie: 'Yes, bro? Can I help you?'

Pamith: 'My body is ready.'

Louie: 'Listen, pal, how about you fuck off? You must have the wrong number.'

Pamith: 'Brutal if true.'

*Louie puts down the phone*

Lmfao

[Ronnie Rep]

PIP

[Fortress]

Ate a meal with him and spoke on the phone a few times.

Down-to-earth fella.

I have my issues with a lot of Westside philosophies, but the man is dead, so this isn’t the time or place …

RIP, Louis.

[Fortress]

Fuck no that is not my diet. this is my midsection this morning do you see any fat on me?? i am sorry but i am not going to label a fat bastard a guru just becasue they can hit numbers.

You look like a bag of shit.

Can’t even squat 405, either.

[Fortress]

*telephone rings*

Louie: 'Hello?'

*A man breathes heavily down the phone*

Louie: 'Helloooo? Who the fuck is this?'

Pamith: 'Bro ...'

Louie: 'Yes, bro? Can I help you?'

Pamith: 'My body is ready.'

Louie: 'Listen, pal, how about you fuck off? You must have the wrong number.'

Pamith: 'Brutal if true.'

*Louie puts down the phone*

CLASSIC.

[Humble Narcissist]

I was just on a college football forum and no one knew who Louie Simmons and it was an Ohio State (Columbus) forum! It's amazing how sports fans know nothing of lifters and bodybuilders.

[IroNat]

Proof you can do steroids for decades and live a damn long life. Guy lived on his own terms. RIP

Was in the hospital with kidney problems per Dave Palumbo.

[funk51]

Lmfao

   brutal if true