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Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
« on: March 28, 2022, 06:17:40 AM »
Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars:   :D :D :D




You people just don't understand real comedy.  I recommend they replace Amy Schumer with Whoppi to make it more racially diverse next time.

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Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2022, 06:48:59 AM »
No way i'm watching that

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Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2022, 06:50:27 AM »
No way i'm watching that

god no, no thx...

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Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2022, 06:50:39 AM »
I cant see it thank fuck

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Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2022, 07:07:10 AM »
god no, no thx...

Gym-Rat, you just don't understand comedy.  When they opened up with "they hired three women because it's cheaper than hiring one man" I was just rolling.  It's just funny on so many levels.  This intro was comedy gold!

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Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2022, 07:12:04 AM »
Gym-Rat, you just don't understand comedy.  When they opened up with "they hired three women because it's cheaper than hiring one man" I was just rolling.  It's just funny on so many levels.  This intro was comedy gold!

i didnt watch it is what i meant.  i know she can be funny.

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Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2022, 07:15:49 AM »
can't watch that


people that glorify being fat as "living my best life"


also tend to vilify and ostracize people who work in the fitness industry - waste my energy

Id rather take fat dabs and watch rick and morty

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Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2022, 07:22:12 AM »
i didnt watch it is what i meant.  i know she can be funny.

I'm kidding.  The wokeness level on this is 1000%.  It's worth watching just to see how disgustingly woke the Oscars was.

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Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2022, 08:54:32 AM »
i didnt watch it is what i meant.  i know she can be funny.
Only time she's ever been funny is when she was dating a fellow comedian and he wrote her jokes for her. Jeselnik actually admitted to writing her material

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Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2022, 09:10:12 AM »

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Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2022, 09:29:57 AM »
Where are their pussy hats?

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Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2022, 09:32:40 AM »
Amy Schumer is Chuck Schumer with chlamydia.

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Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2022, 09:37:56 AM »


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Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2022, 09:40:50 AM »
3 stupid kunts, will smith should have smacked all 3 of them.

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Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2022, 09:42:36 AM »
"When you need a black man in your movie call me!" -- Samuel L. Jackson's business card.

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Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2022, 09:46:57 AM »
Amy Schumer needs to lay off the prednisone...too much water retention.

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Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2022, 09:55:13 AM »
Where are their pussy hats?


Agreed and the black lives matter pins.  There should have been at least three mentions of George Floyd. 

They knew that not one single person who voted for Trump was watching this.

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Re: Amy Schumer's HILARIOUS Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2022, 10:55:57 AM »

Agreed and the black lives matter pins.  There should have been at least three mentions of George Floyd. 

They knew that not one single person who voted for Trump was watching this.


I didn't even the Oscars were even on last night
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Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2022, 11:00:51 AM »

I didn't even the Oscars were even on last night
Me either and those broads weren`t the least bit funny.

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Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2022, 01:37:56 PM »
I cant see it thank fuck

Haha x2

Can’t even stand the fucking sight of the horrible fat cunt

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Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2022, 01:45:16 PM »
I hope to Buddha that somewhere a mad scientist is creating a giant Dung Beetle.  The joy of watching it roll Schumer, Don LemonAids, Joy Behar or any of crowd from The View to chow down on would be proof of the existence of God.

Fuck those turdlette bitches.  Yeah, that includeds LemonAids. 

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Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2022, 01:46:13 PM »
Amy is disgusting and unfunny.
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Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2022, 03:35:58 PM »
Unfunny and what was said isn't remotely factual.

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Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2022, 05:42:40 PM »
Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars:   :D :D :D




You people just don't understand real comedy.  I recommend they replace Amy Schumer with Whoppi to make it more racially diverse next time.

I'll take "three fat insufferable kunts" for $500 Alex.

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Re: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2022, 07:26:52 PM »
I wish these awful pigs would have made fun of jada...will could have pimp handed all of them