Author Topic: Amy Schumer's "HILARIOUS" Opening Number At the Oscars (Read 4913 times)

Palumboism · « **Reply #25 on:** March 28, 2022, 08:02:29 PM »

If Ricky Gervais was hosting the Oscars.

Ricky Gervais:
I'd start with "Hello. I hope this show helps cheer up the ordinary people watching at home. If you’re unemployed for example, take some comfort in the fact that even if you had a job, your salary probably wouldn't be as much as the goody bag all the actors have just been given."

"I'm proud to announce that this is the most diverse and progressive Oscars ever. Looking out I see people from all walks of life. Every demographic under the sun. Except poor people, obviously. Fuck them."

Lartinos · « **Reply #26 on:** March 28, 2022, 09:39:33 PM »

Schumer is one wretched human.

The elites needed a pretend comedienne to push their sick agenda and just grabbed the first sloppy fat bitch they can find.

Palumboism · « **Reply #27 on:** March 29, 2022, 03:58:55 AM »

Getbig is funnier than all the female comedians combined.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #28 on:** March 29, 2022, 05:53:26 PM »

Female comediennes don't even tell jokes anymore. They just barf out feminist talking points.

There's only a small handful of women that were ever funny and Amy Schumer is not one of them.

Dokey111 · « **Reply #29 on:** March 29, 2022, 08:13:12 PM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on March 29, 2022, 05:53:26 PM

Female comediennes don't even tell jokes anymore. They just barf out feminist talking points.

There's only a small handful of women that were ever funny and Amy Schumer is not one of them.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #30 on:** March 29, 2022, 10:13:07 PM »

Female Nig nogs making fun of toxic Masculinity and then Will Smith slaps another black man. fukcing hilarious!

Palumboism · « **Reply #31 on:** March 30, 2022, 04:09:42 AM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on March 29, 2022, 05:53:26 PM

Female comediennes don't even tell jokes anymore. They just barf out feminist talking points.

There's only a small handful of women that were ever funny and Amy Schumer is not one of them.

Every single joke in this into was just a liberal talking point and I'm sure it was like that through the entire Oscars.

joswift · « **Reply #32 on:** March 30, 2022, 04:15:20 AM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on March 29, 2022, 05:53:26 PM

Female comediennes don't even tell jokes anymore. They just barf out feminist talking points.

There's only a small handful of women that were ever funny and Amy Schumer is not one of them.

joswift · « **Reply #33 on:** March 30, 2022, 04:17:35 AM »

when Wanda was funny

20inch calves · « **Reply #34 on:** March 31, 2022, 07:00:45 AM »

I bet if she didn't wear a bra Amys boobs would be sitting in her oatmeal in the morning. My mid 40's she's going to be able to tuck them into her pants

falco · « **Reply #35 on:** April 01, 2022, 06:02:40 AM »

She claims 3 women were cheaper than one men. Maybe it was because they were not funny.

Dokey111 · « **Reply #36 on:** April 01, 2022, 06:18:46 AM »

Quote from: falco on April 01, 2022, 06:02:40 AM

She claims 3 women were cheaper than one men. Maybe it was because they were not funny.

Exactly. 3 women not as funny as one man

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #37 on:** April 02, 2022, 02:36:05 AM »

Quote from: falco on April 01, 2022, 06:02:40 AM

She claims 3 women were cheaper than one men. Maybe it was because they were not funny.

Female comedians are terrible. Sex and period jokes are all they have in their routines.

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #38 on:** February 18, 2024, 07:47:09 PM »

"Blarbie" or "Blobbie"? I imagine she changed her mind when they brought out the wardrobe.

"Amy Schumer Dropped Out of ‘Barbie’ Because Original Version Wasn’t ‘Feminist and Cool’ Enough
The actress, who was originally tapped for the lead role,

previously said she could not commit to the project due to "scheduling conflicts." That was just a cover..."

https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/amy-schumer-dropped-barbie-because-film-wasnt-feminist-enough-1234767774/

Dave D · « **Reply #39 on:** February 18, 2024, 07:52:21 PM »

Quote from: SOMEPARTS on February 18, 2024, 07:47:09 PM

"Blarbie" or "Blobbie"? I imagine she changed her mind when they brought out the wardrobe.

"Amy Schumer Dropped Out of ‘Barbie’ Because Original Version Wasn’t ‘Feminist and Cool’ Enough
The actress, who was originally tapped for the lead role, previously said she could not commit to the project due to "scheduling conflicts." That was just a cover..."

https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/amy-schumer-dropped-barbie-because-film-wasnt-feminist-enough-1234767774/

It looks like she turned down Barbie while turning up her calorie intake.

I’m glad she stood up to Hollywood and stayed true to her convictions.

Lartinos · « **Reply #40 on:** February 18, 2024, 08:20:25 PM »

There’s a meme going around that she looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll.
The woman sucks at comedy so the least she can do is dress up like one now.

BEEFCAKE · « **Reply #41 on:** February 18, 2024, 08:21:22 PM »

Quote from: joswift on March 30, 2022, 04:15:20 AM

looks like BeakDoctor has been dong his wrist curls

Tennisballz · « **Reply #42 on:** February 18, 2024, 09:24:45 PM »

She's just another lefty piece of shit. Hope she trips and falls in a wood chipper.

joswift · « **Reply #43 on:** February 18, 2024, 10:21:46 PM »

Quote from: SOMEPARTS on February 18, 2024, 07:47:09 PM

"Blarbie" or "Blobbie"? I imagine she changed her mind when they brought out the wardrobe.

"Amy Schumer Dropped Out of ‘Barbie’ Because Original Version Wasn’t ‘Feminist and Cool’ Enough
The actress, who was originally tapped for the lead role, previously said she could not commit to the project due to "scheduling conflicts." That was just a cover..."

https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/amy-schumer-dropped-barbie-because-film-wasnt-feminist-enough-1234767774/

that was when Barbie was "all about the bass"

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #44 on:** February 19, 2024, 12:39:04 AM »

Quote from: SOMEPARTS on February 18, 2024, 07:47:09 PM

"Blarbie" or "Blobbie"? I imagine she changed her mind when they brought out the wardrobe.

"Amy Schumer Dropped Out of ‘Barbie’ Because Original Version Wasn’t ‘Feminist and Cool’ Enough
The actress, who was originally tapped for the lead role, previously said she could not commit to the project due to "scheduling conflicts." That was just a cover..."

https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/amy-schumer-dropped-barbie-because-film-wasnt-feminist-enough-1234767774/

HAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, I'm sure she was the 1st choice over Robbie.

Kwon · « **Reply #45 on:** February 19, 2024, 02:18:48 AM »

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joswift · « **Reply #46 on:** February 19, 2024, 04:49:57 AM »

If Disney do a remake it will be Lizzo in the lead.

Gym Rat · « **Reply #47 on:** February 19, 2024, 05:48:25 AM »

Quote from: joswift on February 19, 2024, 04:49:57 AM

If Disney do a remake it will be Lizzo in the lead.

But she is "beautiful"!! At least thats what she and the libturd left push on everyone...

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #48 on:** February 19, 2024, 06:24:01 AM »

Amy can go fuck herself. She broke into the scene stealing jokes. She looked up videos of B level female comedians on youtube from the 80's and stole their routines. It was so obvious. One in particular she heavily stole from. When that comedian was interviewed she said something to the effect she was honored that she was an inspiration. Nope, I wonder if she was paid off my Amy who was making a mint at the time to say that instead of saying she stole my act.

Fuck Amy and her uncle. Liberals are destroying this country at warp speed.

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #49 on:** February 19, 2024, 10:18:50 AM »

Quote from: joswift on February 19, 2024, 04:49:57 AM

If Disney do a remake it will be Lizzo in the lead.

The costume designer had to order more stretchy stuff when that order came in.