You win Brian.....
I thought about this all last night. In a way Epic was right. I have spent way, way, way too much time on you. You are a train wreck and you will continue to be in spite of the really good advice people gave you on prep, the reasonable and sound logic given to you on lifting and management of the (alleged) conditions you have, and finally the common sense stuff written to from those who even (appear to) support you. Keep on with the half-truths, lies, and skirt-around comments. As you can see it really doesn't fool anyone here.
I've discharged patients like you because you are a waste of energy and time.