Author Topic: Who should be cast as the new James Bond? (Read 7644 times)

NoPEDsNoBB · « **Reply #100 on:** December 18, 2022, 05:14:28 AM »

Pamith.

Bartender: Good evening, sir. What can I get you?
Pamith: Vodka martini.
Bartender: How would you like your martini?
Pamith: Bro...
Bartender: My apologies. I didn't recognize you. It's hard to keep track of all the 007's, all the new faces over the years...
Pamith: Brutal if true.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred, right?
Pamith: My nikka.

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #101 on:** December 19, 2022, 12:40:30 AM »

Quote from: Gym Rat on December 18, 2022, 03:34:09 AM

Seth Macfarlane agrees with us.

NoPEDsNoBB · « **Reply #102 on:** January 04, 2023, 05:04:00 PM »

Oh boy..

"Lucien Laviscount eyed as the next James Bond

Lucien Laviscount has emerged as a contender to be the next James Bond.

The 30-year-old star has caught the attention of 007 chief Barbara Broccoli for his performance as heart-throb Alfie in the Netflix series 'Emily in Paris'.

Lucien would fit the bill as Daniel Craig's replacement as the iconic spy after Broccoli said that she wanted to cast an actor who can play the role for the next 15 years. It is also thought that Bond bosses are keen for an ethnic-minority actor to play the character to ensure that the franchise reflects modern society."

Can't wait to see it tank.

The Scott · « **Reply #103 on:** January 04, 2023, 05:14:37 PM »

Quote from: NoPEDsNoBB on January 04, 2023, 05:04:00 PM

Oh boy..

"Lucien Laviscount eyed as the next James Bond

Lucien Laviscount has emerged as a contender to be the next James Bond.

The 30-year-old star has caught the attention of 007 chief Barbara Broccoli for his performance as heart-throb Alfie in the Netflix series 'Emily in Paris'.

Lucien would fit the bill as Daniel Craig's replacement as the iconic spy after Broccoli said that she wanted to cast an actor who can play the role for the next 15 years. It is also thought that Bond bosses are keen for an ethnic-minority actor to play the character to ensure that the franchise reflects modern society."

Can't wait to see it tank.

James Bond isn't black, yellow, red, brown, homosexual, lesbian, tranny or any pervo combination thereof and anyone that does that to this classic British character deserves to die and go to Hell. And I hope they go bankrupt on their way to Hell.

Fuck That Noise

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #104 on:** January 05, 2023, 01:02:26 AM »

Will not be watching. Didn't even watch the last Bond film.

falco · « **Reply #105 on:** January 05, 2023, 01:15:51 AM »

It's going to be a success!!!

NOT.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #106 on:** January 05, 2023, 01:22:53 AM »

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on January 05, 2023, 01:02:26 AM

Will not be watching. Didn't even watch the last Bond film.

Stopped watching Bond a while ago since the latest movies have been too woke

Sean Connery was the best Bond imo

Roger Moore made Bond his version with more humor

Lazenby/Pierce Brosnan/Timothy Dalton were ok

Was hoping Henry Cavill could become next Bond

G_Thang · « **Reply #107 on:** January 05, 2023, 01:46:13 AM »

Quote from: NoPEDsNoBB on January 04, 2023, 05:04:00 PM

This is what happens when spoil mayonnaise fucbois crying about Idris Elba to the point he says, "Hell no!", in which he would be a perfect Bond since Henry Cavil is hard to work with. Hire this WOKE dude and tank the franchise once and for all. Mission Impossible franchise is 100% better.

Team Ilsa

Team Faora

All black and female characters aren't woke!

Taffin · « **Reply #108 on:** January 05, 2023, 02:47:53 AM »

ME!

Dalnet · « **Reply #109 on:** January 05, 2023, 02:48:21 AM »

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on January 05, 2023, 01:02:26 AM

Will not be watching. Didn't even watch the last Bond film.

I watched it up till the point where he's in some Barbados type island and pulls some black bird from the club. Took her back to his place. I ended it right, there. Not even sure if they ended up shagging. It's not the fact that she's black. It's the fact that the script had to interject that in there for the sake of Mr Goldberg's idea of what modern romance should be.

If things weren't shoved down our throats: we'd be a lot more willing to accept things. Character development/back story of this woman prior to Bond deciding: I know - out of all the attractive women out there: I'm going to pop on a moped with some whore that could possibly be linked to local thug crime tourist robbery group. No thanks, Mr Goldberg.

Dalnet · « **Reply #110 on:** January 05, 2023, 02:52:15 AM »

Quote from: Taffin on January 05, 2023, 02:47:53 AM

ME!

I don't care what anyone says: Brosnan was the greatest Bond of all time. Sophisticated with handsome looks superior to any other bond. Roger Moore had to wear a fucking girdle and was 60 years old for that role.

Brosnan was the height of power, sophistication and fantasy. You could say Timothy Dalton before him did good but was too 'modern' for what a bond should be, imo. I loved Brosnan ever since that epic ending as an IRA hitman in The Long Good Friday.

I actually live in a house that Roger Moore used to live in in Four Oaks, Sutton Coldfield back in the day. I looked for girdles in the attic but found nothing

But seriously: the guy had taste.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #111 on:** January 05, 2023, 03:04:26 AM »

Agree with that Remington Pierce was class!

_bruce_ · « **Reply #112 on:** January 05, 2023, 03:05:19 AM »

Dolph Lundgren would have been cool as Bond, but anybody Nordic looking must be evil according to Trollywood.
Realistically... maybe Cavill.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #113 on:** January 05, 2023, 03:06:45 AM »

Quote from: _bruce_ on January 05, 2023, 03:05:19 AM

Dolph Lundgren would have been cool as Bond, but anybody Nordic looking must be evil according to Trollywood.
Realistically... maybe Cavill.

Martyn Ford could be a Bond-villain called Grond

falco · « **Reply #114 on:** January 05, 2023, 03:08:45 AM »

Quote from: Taffin on January 05, 2023, 02:47:53 AM

ME!

Great Taff!! How are you?

robcguns · « **Reply #115 on:** January 05, 2023, 03:27:29 AM »

Quote from: The Scott on January 04, 2023, 05:14:37 PM

James Bond isn't black, yellow, red, brown, homosexual, lesbian, tranny or any pervo combination thereof and anyone that does that to this classic British character deserves to die and go to Hell. And I hope they go bankrupt on their way to Hell.

Fuck That Noise

This.

robcguns · « **Reply #116 on:** January 05, 2023, 03:28:34 AM »

Quote from: Taffin on January 05, 2023, 02:47:53 AM

ME!

Great to see you back sir.

Phantom Spunker · « **Reply #117 on:** January 05, 2023, 03:38:21 AM »

Quote from: Taffin on January 05, 2023, 02:47:53 AM

ME!

Haha, you old dog. We thought you were dead. I just finished writing your obituary! Swooping back just in time for the 2023 awards, I see.

Henda · « **Reply #118 on:** January 05, 2023, 03:42:07 AM »

Quote from: Taffin on January 05, 2023, 02:47:53 AM

ME!

Awesome so glad you ok brother

GymnJuice · « **Reply #119 on:** January 05, 2023, 03:46:50 AM »

Quote from: Dalnet on January 05, 2023, 02:52:15 AM

I don't care what anyone says: Brosnan was the greatest Bond of all time. Sophisticated with handsome looks superior to any other bond. Roger Moore had to wear a fucking girdle and was 60 years old for that role.

Brosnan was the height of power, sophistication and fantasy. You could say Timothy Dalton before him did good but was too 'modern' for what a bond should be, imo. I loved Brosnan ever since that epic ending as an IRA hitman in The Long Good Friday.

I actually live in a house that Roger Moore used to live in in Four Oaks, Sutton Coldfield back in the day. I looked for girdles in the attic but found nothing But seriously: the guy had taste.

Brosnan was good but I still think Connery was better.

falco · « **Reply #120 on:** January 05, 2023, 03:50:08 AM »

Hulkotron · « **Reply #121 on:** January 05, 2023, 04:10:29 AM »

They seem to really want it to be a broad or a Hebrew.

NoPEDsNoBB · « **Reply #122 on:** January 05, 2023, 05:52:42 AM »

Quote from: Dalnet on January 05, 2023, 02:52:15 AM

I don't care what anyone says: Brosnan was the greatest Bond of all time. Sophisticated with handsome looks superior to any other bond. Roger Moore had to wear a fucking girdle and was 60 years old for that role.

Brosnan was the height of power, sophistication and fantasy. You could say Timothy Dalton before him did good but was too 'modern' for what a bond should be, imo. I loved Brosnan ever since that epic ending as an IRA hitman in The Long Good Friday.

I actually live in a house that Roger Moore used to live in in Four Oaks, Sutton Coldfield back in the day. I looked for girdles in the attic but found nothing But seriously: the guy had taste.

Agreed. Guy was(/is) a sickkunt. Cool af, good looking, smooth....
I liked Dalton too and his movies..
Moore was a fucking joke. At least the Bond movies he was in - were. Tf is with those cheesy kids-cartoon-like sound effects? *boing* *pewwoooop* wtf

I couldn't stand Craig in the first couple movies.. but I guess he grew on me / I got used to his ugly mug.
I think it was his first or second Bond film and I was like "wtf is this shit?! No Bond theme song all movie and the only car chase lasted for 5 seconds before he rolled his Aston like a shitkunt?! I'm done with Bond".

Oh and - hi Taff.

NoPEDsNoBB · « **Reply #123 on:** January 05, 2023, 05:58:16 AM »

Quote from: Dalnet on January 05, 2023, 02:48:21 AM

I watched it up till the point where he's in some Barbados type island and pulls some black bird from the club. Took her back to his place. I ended it right, there. Not even sure if they ended up shagging. It's not the fact that she's black. It's the fact that the script had to interject that in there for the sake of ~~Mr Goldberg's~~ Ms. Broccoli's idea of what modern romance should be.

If things weren't shoved down our throats: we'd be a lot more willing to accept things. Character development/back story of this woman prior to Bond deciding: I know - out of all the attractive women out there: I'm going to pop on a moped with some whore that could possibly be linked to local thug crime tourist robbery group. No thanks, ~~Mr Goldberg~~ Ms. Broccoli.

Fixed

joswift · « **Reply #124 on:** January 05, 2023, 06:00:08 AM »

Bond films should be made along the lines of the Bourne movies

No stupid comedic one liners and gimmicks

Real fight scenes, the scene in the hotel room afer Daniel Craig had killed the two black guys in Casino Royale and he was downing whiskey and staring in the mirror trying to compose himself was a pretty realistic reaction to what had just happened.