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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #75 on: December 15, 2022, 05:35:52 AM »
Been saying this since I heard about The Witcher. There's no way he's not got the role. The guy is made for it. His brother is a colonel in the Royal Marines, he's got the textbook looks and style, he's young still - he could take the franchise to another level as long as they stop with all the family-friendly, modern Bond nonsense. I'm still optimistic.

Maybe he didn't want to peel for the Producer/Casting director

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #76 on: December 15, 2022, 06:15:40 AM »
Perfect new Bond...

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #77 on: December 15, 2022, 06:20:26 AM »
Samuel L Jackson would be a new twist on the bond series. “Names Bond, James MFing Bond

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #78 on: December 15, 2022, 06:25:12 AM »
Perfect new Bond...

There should be a scene where a drunk Cavill barebacks 'her' while on R&R in Thailand and suffers an HIV scare. We need to keep it true to real life. All this shagging and we've never once seen Bond squirming with embarrassment at the STD clinic while he waits to collect his post-exposure prophylaxis.

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #79 on: December 15, 2022, 06:41:51 AM »
Elliot Page should play Bond because of the short hair, tux, and adult beverage.


This is hogy carmichael, the original inspiration for bond according to Fleming.. it's pretty close

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #80 on: December 15, 2022, 06:44:39 AM »
There is only one real answer to this question….

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #81 on: December 15, 2022, 06:55:36 AM »
There is only one real answer to this question….

Lol, it would be the shortest film ever. James Blob would order a large vodka Martini - no vermouth, no olives, no ice. Twenty of them later and he waddles out of the bar and into his Aston Martin, which he then drives straight into a brick wall. Roll credits.


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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #82 on: December 15, 2022, 07:16:45 AM »
Whomever is chosen, he should be white, British and Henry Cavill.  Cavill was fine as Napoleon Solo in the fairly recent Man from U.N.C.L.E. and is a handsome man with a decent build that would do well in the iconic role of Bond.

As Residue states, Hoagy Carmichael was considered what Bond should look like and there is a drawing out there done by creator Ian Fleming that shows Bond as being what he is expected to be.

*  White
*  Male

Anything woke would kill the franchise.  I will NEVER see a  Bond that is black, brown, yellow, red, queer, dyke, et al.    As one of Q's staff once said (and I paraphrase), "It's good to have you back 007.  Now we'll see plenty of violence and gratuitous sex"...

Cavil should be James Bond.

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #83 on: December 15, 2022, 07:19:12 AM »
There is only one real answer to this question….


The new Ernst Stavro Blo(w)feldt?  Well played, sir.

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #84 on: December 15, 2022, 07:29:55 AM »
Cavill walked away from Witcher and just got the boot as Superman.

Just give it to him already.
Marvel is stupid. Henry is Superman.

Whomever takes the Superman role, after this, will tank. Henry, is Superman.  Marvel is making a huge mistake.

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #85 on: December 15, 2022, 07:33:37 AM »
Marvel is stupid. Henry is Superman.

Whomever takes the Superman role, after this, will tank. Henry, is Superman.  Marvel is making a huge mistake.

DC not Marvel.  An honest mistake, sir.

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #86 on: December 15, 2022, 07:38:31 AM »
Marvel is stupid. Henry is Superman.

Whomever takes the Superman role, after this, will tank. Henry, is Superman.  Marvel is making a huge mistake.

Bro.... Superman is DC not Marvel

Superman gave DC Universe  the problem that's he's just too powerful a superhero compared to the rest of the DC superheros (Justice League) They found it hard to use the character in team ups because he just makes the rest irrelevant.

They are now just gonna focus on a young Superman storyline, I'm guessing separate from the Justice League stuff, so Cavill got the boot.

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #87 on: December 15, 2022, 07:44:54 AM »
I'm sorry, gentleman.

But that is a horrible decision. Then again, In the Black Adam closing credits, We had Henry as Superman.

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #88 on: December 15, 2022, 07:51:39 AM »
Who should be cast as the new James Bond?

"Art the Clown"...

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #89 on: December 15, 2022, 07:54:06 AM »
Lol, it would be the shortest film ever. James Blob would order a large vodka Martini - no vermouth, no olives, no ice. Twenty of them later and he waddles out of the bar and into his Aston Martin, which he then drives straight into a brick wall. Roll credits.
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #90 on: December 15, 2022, 10:52:07 AM »
Bro.... Superman is DC not Marvel

Superman gave DC Universe  the problem that's he's just too powerful a superhero compared to the rest of the DC superheros (Justice League) They found it hard to use the character in team ups because he just makes the rest irrelevant.

They are now just gonna focus on a young Superman storyline, I'm guessing separate from the Justice League stuff, so Cavill got the boot.

that was the same historically with the Comics, people get bored if the character doesnt have an vulnerabilities

Batman is the most stupid character of all, its a man in a leather suit, one punch from Superman would have torn a hole straight through him

Fucking nonsense

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #91 on: December 15, 2022, 11:22:48 AM »
James Beebur



Does MC Hammer know this kid stole his pants?

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #92 on: December 16, 2022, 12:38:46 AM »
that was the same historically with the Comics, people get bored if the character doesnt have an vulnerabilities

Batman is the most stupid character of all, its a man in a leather suit, one punch from Superman would have torn a hole straight through him

Fucking nonsense
Superman has no vulnerabilities and Aquaman doesn't have any abilities.

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #93 on: December 16, 2022, 02:21:50 AM »
This guy would make a great Bond  ;D
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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #94 on: December 16, 2022, 03:15:47 AM »
Superman has no vulnerabilities and Aquaman doesn't have any abilities.

Stop spewing that nonsense and spreading misinformation, AQUAMAN CAN TALK WITH FISH!


One of the more important abilities to have when fighting Darkseid and his ilk!

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #95 on: December 16, 2022, 03:28:28 AM »
Stop spewing that nonsense and spreading misinformation, AQUAMAN CAN TALK WITH FISH!


One of the more important abilities to have when fighting Darkseid and his ilk!

and hes pretty much indestructible

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #96 on: December 17, 2022, 01:13:39 AM »
Stop spewing that nonsense and spreading misinformation, AQUAMAN CAN TALK WITH FISH!


One of the more important abilities to have when fighting Darkseid and his ilk!
If I was a villain I would easily defeat Aquaman by just not going in the water.

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #97 on: December 17, 2022, 08:17:14 AM »
He could swim up your toilet or come out of your shower.

Or instead of doing battle with you in the ensuite maybe he just waits for your wife who, let's be honest, maybe wouldn't mind so much. The dude has it going on. It's true. He does. Next thing you know you're raising a whole squad of half squid kids and wondering wtf. Ain't no supervillains got time for global domination when there's birthday parties at the aquarium and ink stains to clean out of the rug.

You can't defeat Aquaman's swimmers.

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #98 on: December 18, 2022, 02:00:39 AM »
He could swim up your toilet or come out of your shower.

Or instead of doing battle with you in the ensuite maybe he just waits for your wife who, let's be honest, maybe wouldn't mind so much. The dude has it going on. It's true. He does. Next thing you know you're raising a whole squad of half squid kids and wondering wtf. Ain't no supervillains got time for global domination when there's birthday parties at the aquarium and ink stains to clean out of the rug.

You can't defeat Aquaman's swimmers.
Pretty sure he's gay.

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Re: Who should be cast as the new James Bond?
« Reply #99 on: December 18, 2022, 03:34:09 AM »