Dana Linn Bailey at The 2022 LA Fit Expo

[Skeletor]

The real question that getbig needs to answer is: who would you rather hit, current Monica or dlb 

I'd say DLB.

[michael arvilla]

The real question that getbig needs to answer is: who would you rather hit, current Monica or dlb 

[Irongrip400]

That decade old hair style isn’t doing her any favors

Yes, but just like an aging rocker, she can’t change because nobody would know who she is. Like Dee Snyder or something.

[The Gov]

I'd lick that arsehole and fuck her, banging body.

[That_Dude]

So you're saying Monica

[michael arvilla]

So you're saying Monica

   … hmmmmmm Monica has the turkey neck …DLB has the horse gums …. Fuck ..  umm I’ll get back to you on that!

[Walter Sobchak]

The real question that getbig needs to answer is: who would you rather hit, current Monica or dlb 

For $40 you can pound both in the ass and have enough left over to call Bhanky’s mom from a pay phone.

[Rambone]

   … hmmmmmm Monica has the turkey neck …DLB has the horse gums …. Fuck ..  umm I’ll get back to you on that!

 

Pictures, DVD's?

DVD's?

Really? I might have rewatch that movie.

...

DVD's?

I read this in a thick Austrian accent

[Walter Sobchak]

   … hmmmmmm Monica has the turkey neck …DLB has the horse gums …. Fuck ..  umm I’ll get back to you on that!

Fucking Moanica in the mouth would be like banging a really old duckbill platypus

[AbrahamG]

Fucking Moanica in the mouth would be like banging a really old duckbill platypus

$40 you say?

[Pet shop boys]

Yes, but just like an aging rocker, she can’t change because nobody would know who she is. Like Dee Snyder or something.

X2


Woshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[wes]

   … hmmmmmm Monica has the turkey neck …DLB has the horse gums …. Fuck ..  umm I’ll get back to you on that!

HA HA HA  LOL 

[wes]

Fucking Moanica in the mouth would be like banging a really old duckbill platypus

Dude.  lol 

[kreator]

Someone told me once that fingering an older pussy feels like hand feeding a horse

[a_pupil]

She looks good at the higher bodyfat. Skin is also still good.

[MAXX]

too.... much... tanning


UV light destroyed her skin elasticity she looks 70 years old in the neck

[Rambone]

She looks good at the higher bodyfat. Skin is also still good.

Easy there, Buffalo Bill.

[a_pupil]

Easy there, Buffalo Bill.

Monica's would work better as a suit. It's pretty much already leather.

[Rambone]

Monica's would work better as a suit. It's pretty much already leather.

 

Imagine relaxing on your Monica couch while in your DLB skin suit?

[BB]

The trick to getting a good Brant leather is to get it in the off season, that way you don't don't have to deal with the Pro-Tan ruining the color as much. Here's an example of a Brant hide harvested close to the Olympia -

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[Dave D]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nice work gentlemen!

[Henda]

Surely with all the advances in cosmetic surgery abs shit you would think they should be able to do summat about wrinkly old woman neck. It gives the game away every time

[LurkerNoMore]

Lesbian teeth and townhouse gums.

[Matt]

Surely with all the advances in cosmetic surgery abs shit you would think they should be able to do summat about wrinkly old woman neck. It gives the game away every time

Hmm...never noticed it. I see it now though.

So...would Monica's whole face look like that if not for fillers and things?

Or did her neck evolve that way from too much time in the sun?

[Skeletor]

Surely with all the advances in cosmetic surgery abs shit you would think they should be able to do summat about wrinkly old woman neck. It gives the game away every time

Not much you can do with such old wrinkled damaged leather mate, even if she covers herself in mink oil and whale fat.