Top Gun, Maverick

[CalvinH]

Me and the wife will be going to see it tonight...


...Review coming eventually...

[joswift]

Cruise is so full of fucking shit, he really believes he can fly a fighter jet
He claims all the actors had to complete a three month training course devised by himself to get the role
what a stupid jerk
The daft twat is just sitting in a copilots seat and trying not to throw up

All that happens is they just sit there while planes fly past and start looking over their shoulders talking about "bogies"

And Top gun was pure faggotry

[Humble Narcissist]

Was not a big fan of the first one.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Not going to pay to watch a military recruitment film.

[Rambone]

Iceman: The Later Years

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xk75ps

[Megalodon]

In "Maverick" Cruise's character declares "I feel the need for speedos", which is a disgraceful woke update of Mr. Cruise's earlier desire to hasten. Maverick went from being a wholesome gay character in Top Gun to a promiscuous monkeypoxxer in "Maverick". 

[JackTheRipper]

Cruise is so full of fucking shit, he really believes he can fly a fighter jet
He claims all the actors had to complete a three month training course devised by himself to get the role
what a stupid jerk
The daft twat is just sitting in a copilots seat and trying not to throw up

All that happens is they just sit there while planes fly past and start looking over their shoulders talking about "bogies"

And Top gun was pure faggotry

The Navy is G@y

[Phantom Spunker]

I think you'll enjoy it, man. Tom Cruise is a weird little creep, and he's clearly said to them 'I'm only doing it if you make me the coolest, most amazing man on Earth who simply cannot fail'. However, it was kinda fun and stupid. Maybe part of it was just seeing things on the big screen again, but it was a laugh going to see it with friends.

[joswift]

I think you'll enjoy it, man. Tom Cruise is a weird little creep, and he's clearly said to them 'I'm only doing it if you make me the coolest, most amazing man on Earth who simply cannot fail'. However, it was kinda fun and stupid. Maybe part of it was just seeing things on the big screen again, but it was a laugh going to see it with friends.

no fucking homo

[Rambone]

I think you'll enjoy it, man. Tom Cruise is a weird little creep, and he's clearly said to them 'I'm only doing it if you make me the coolest, most amazing man on Earth who simply cannot fail'. However, it was kinda fun and stupid. Maybe part of it was just seeing things on the big screen again, but it was a laugh going to see it with friends.

Would love to be part of that group (nh)

[IroNat]

Tom Cruise flew upside down over the Russian jet in the first movie.

And he turned Kelly Mcgillis into a lesbian.

He's awesome.

[Phantom Spunker]

no fucking homo

Haha, really? That one requires a no homo? I did just go and see The Lost City with my girlfriend, too. I think that one makes me gayer.

Would love to be part of that group (nh)

We can catch the midnight showing, brother.

[Rambone]

We can catch the midnight showing, brother.

[CalvinH]

I think you'll enjoy it, man. Tom Cruise is a weird little creep, and he's clearly said to them 'I'm only doing it if you make me the coolest, most amazing man on Earth who simply cannot fail'. However, it was kinda fun and stupid. Maybe part of it was just seeing things on the big screen again, but it was a laugh going to see it with friends.

Would love to be part of that group (nh)

We can catch the midnight showing, brother.

Another list I didn't make

[joswift]

Haha, really? That one requires a no homo? I did just go and see The Lost City with my girlfriend, too. I think that one makes me gayer.

We can catch the midnight showing, brother.

I would never go to the cinema with a group of men

Its like going out for a meal with another man

TBH I dont like the comany of other men, most men are egotistical assholes
I would far sooner talk to a woman

If that makes me a homo then the world is totally skewed.

[Phantom Spunker]

I would never go to the cinema with a group of men

Its like going out for a meal with another man

TBH I dont like the comany of other men, most men are egotistical assholes
I would far sooner talk to a woman

If that makes me a homo then the world is totally skewed.

I'm exactly the same, actually. But these are my two best friends since childhood and I hadn't seen them in approx 8 months - so it was nice.

[joswift]

I'm exactly the same, actually. But these are my two best friends since childhood and I hadn't seen them in approx 8 months - so it was nice.

I dont have any friends from childhood, they died.
I still know the odd few but I wouldnt call them friends

In fact Im not sure what a "friend" actually is...

[CalvinH]

I dont have any friends from childhood, they died.
I still know the odd few but I wouldnt call them friends

In fact Im not sure what a "friend" actually is...

If you added 17 more paragraphs this could be a matt post

[Rambone]

I dont have any friends from childhood, they died.
I still know the odd few but I wouldnt call them friends

In fact Im not sure what a "friend" actually is...

Brutal if true

[BlackMetallic]

Top Gun: Maverick’ studio paid U.S Navy more than $11,000 an hour for fighter jet rides—but Tom Cruise wasn’t allowed to touch the controls

https://fortune.com/2022/05/26/top-gun-maverick-studio-paid-navy-11000-hour-fighter-jet-rides-tom-cruise-not-allowed-to-touch-controls/

[Fortress]

It’s true. The midget wanker freak thinks he’s actually a fighter pilot, etc.

Goofy little bastard.

Top Gun is a HUGE movie in my teen recollections. I did see it in the theatre. Thought it was pretty good. I was 16. Of course, it wasn’t Predator, Rocky 4, Rambo, Aliens, or Terminator.

Seeing it now on TV, it definitely has a monster cheese-and-flamer vibe.

[King Shizzo]

It’s true. The midget wanker freak thinks he’s actually a fighter pilot, etc.

Goofy little bastard.

Top Gun is a HUGE movie in my teen recollections. I did see it in the theatre. Thought it was pretty good. I was 16. Of course, it wasn’t Predator, Rocky 4, Rambo, Aliens, or Terminator.

Seeing it now on TV, it definitely has a monster cheese-and-flamer vibe.

Cheese-and-flamer? Sounds like a burger Hardee's would come up with.

[Henda]

Never seen the first one or any Tom cruise film for thst matter and don’t desire too ever but  A woman is expects me to go watch this shit with her at the pictures so hoping you lads saying it’s at least watchable is right

[Humble Narcissist]

Tom Cruise flew upside down over the Russian jet in the first movie.

And he turned Kelly Mcgillis into a lesbian.

He's awesome.

Pretty sure Kelly Mcgillis getting raped by black dudes turned her lesbian.

[wes]

I will not be watching this drivel.......sorry Clavin I didn`t make your list buddy.