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Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« on: June 05, 2022, 05:57:05 PM »
As an older competitor thinking about getting back into the game, I have attended several shows lately to see what the Masters guys look like locally. Yesterday a 57 year old came out on stage in Board Shorts and it just kind of looked stupid to me. I know that standard posing trunks can be considered less than modest on an older physique, but count me in to being more comfortable in posing trunks rather than looking like a teen surfer wannabe. But maybe it’s just me.

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2022, 06:05:22 PM »
I was a teen surfer and grew up in surfer shorts, but I worked too hard on my legs not to show them off, so I agree with you.

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2022, 06:08:25 PM »
I think it depends on the color. Board shorts are fine, but you don't want to look like a hype beast with loud colors or crazy patterns.

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2022, 07:25:50 PM »
they take into account facial and hair beauty

its more pagentry

so yes thats a no for you

get in shape and try classic


it will hide your saggy skin in crucial areas

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2022, 03:08:45 AM »
After a certain age stay off the stage.

Nobody wants to see you.

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2022, 06:30:12 AM »
After a certain age stay off the stage.

Nobody wants to see you.

Disagree. For those are delusional regarding what they are looking at in the mirror, you are correct. But there are major exceptions. This one is not me, but take a look at this 70 year old.

https://www.google.com/search?q=ed+myksa+bodybuilder&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#imgrc=t0lv5snal6eH0M

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2022, 07:19:34 AM »
As soon as people say "he looks good for his age" it is past time to get off the stage.

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2022, 07:22:15 AM »


68 and then 71

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2022, 07:23:17 AM »

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2022, 07:24:54 AM »

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2022, 07:26:49 AM »
Bernie Cooper UK

Thanks, my point is he would look ridiculous on stage in surfer shorts with that impressive physique. Although in his case, he might get away with it.

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2022, 07:31:06 AM »


68 and then 71

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2022, 08:29:14 AM »


68 and then 71

Proof that 'roids cause hair loss.

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2022, 08:31:01 AM »
Wes stated it clearly:  "Don't go on stage if you look like sh*t."

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2022, 08:33:52 AM »
Wes stated it clearly:  "Don't go on stage if you look like sh*t."

Wise words of Wescott

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2022, 03:45:48 PM »

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2022, 07:56:29 AM »

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2022, 08:48:36 AM »
Bernie Cooper UK

Weird last name - is he african?
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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2022, 09:27:13 AM »

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Re: Is It Just Me on The Board Shorts?
« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2022, 09:37:58 AM »


68 and then 71

All drugs,dead by 87.