Total Members Voted: 22
Voting closed: July 31, 2022, 10:54:36 AM
The Sad Hankins VS The Chad Canning ❌ Assaults Old Men in the Street ✔️ Respects His Elders, Seeks Their Opinion❌ Benches #245 on Half a Gram + of Steroids ✔️ Benches Big Numbers on 1/3 an Anadrol Tab❌ Bleeds from Ass Occasionally ✔️ Shoots 8-10 Semen Lassos Per Session❌ Bald as a Cue Ball ✔️ Almost Too Much Hair ❌ Beat Up By Baby Momma ✔️ Too Busy Dropping Loads to Fight Baby Mommas ❌ 0-3 in MMA, Tore Pec in unsanctioned MMA with Baby Mama ✔️ Makes People Nervous with His Vibes❌ Advanced Degree, Still Dumb as a Post ✔️ Autism Makes Him Annoyingly Intellectual❌ Has to Find The Right Underwear to Pose In ✔️ Shops at Walmart, Doesn't Care About Fashion, Just Strength and Health ❌ Nervous About Nipples Like a Woman ✔️ Nervous About World Events Like A Man❌ Thin As a Pin Naturally, Needs 10 Meals a Day ✔️ Hardly Eats, Still Grows❌ Spazzes Out When People Think He's Gay ✔️ Hates The Gays, But Is Still Man Enough To Admire a Nice Piece
It's funny how true this is.Matt is a genetic marvel compared to hanky.
You comparing Bhanks to Sir Elton John? In a few hundred years he will be like Beetoven. An all time legend.A virtuoso. His catalogue, will be embraced by people, as long as they walk the Earth.
Bhank’s hair looks like he has a toupee and didn’t put enough glue on it.
And the other will just be an old gay piano player.
No doubt Bhanks can play the piano better than elton, blind folded even.
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