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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #100 on: August 08, 2022, 04:05:31 AM »
It's sweet to get that initial drug screen out of the way right? Just clear out your system for a week, pass the piss test and go back to getting fucked up. Just don't be totally obvious about it Hanky. Don't be going into work all jacked up with your jaw detached like in the video you posted. They will def send you to get a random screen if they see that scene

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #101 on: August 08, 2022, 04:13:03 AM »
Bhanky starts his home depot/Lowes job in early June and one month later receives his insurance card. Timeline makes perfect sense. He obviously didn't quit the job, just said he did so we'd stop trolling him. Might just be doing it part time now.

He has his custody stuff with his ex and that's why he got and kept any old job.

He was also embarrassed by everyone calling him an unemployed loser, so he made up the current job in finance to save face and showed us his insurance card gained through home depot/Lowes. All the evidence is below.
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=679341.0


I called his bullshit on the first page as it was classic Bhanky. His story is already unravelling. Columbo out

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #102 on: August 08, 2022, 04:13:16 AM »
It's sweet to get that initial drug screen out of the way right? Just clear out your system for a week, pass the piss test and go back to getting fucked up. Just don't be totally obvious about it Hanky. Don't be going into work all jacked up with your jaw detached like in the video you posted. They will def send you to get a random screen if they see that scene

I passed a hair follicle drug test. I do not use recreational drugs not sure what part of that you can't get through your thick head.

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #103 on: August 08, 2022, 04:37:25 AM »
Brilliant but wrong I quit Home Depot after a week and a half. My back did not like being on my feet all day. They don't even give you insurance until you have worked 90 days. Nothing wrong with Home Depot just wasn't for me. Again, no idea why this became a thread or why people are mad about it. I did not win the lottery.  I got a job with health insurance. It's great news but it is still a job I have to get up early and work. Apologies for finding one where I get to sit in a chair? And they still may say go to hell they completed my security and drug testing they could decide they don't like something. I was not trying to say anything until I started but was annoyed people were attacking me about health insurance and work when I was already in the onboarding process.

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #104 on: August 08, 2022, 05:14:12 AM »
Quote from: bhank on Today at 07:48:35 PM
Like I said I got the job offer and signed up for benefits a couple weeks ago.

Is this that couple thing again? When I say a couple weeks ago that doesn't necessarily mean 2. I got offer End of June and signed up for benefits they spent July doing the Security Clearance which is standard but is now complete. Should get start date this week. Again, not sure why me getting insurance and a decent Job seems to be so upsetting and unfathomable to everyone around here.

Do you need this explained to you again?

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #105 on: August 08, 2022, 05:18:54 AM »
No employer gives you health and life insurance before you are officially hired.

Employers do not give you permanent life insurance (whole life, universal life, variable life).

Total BS.

A worthy effort at lying, Bhanky

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #106 on: August 08, 2022, 05:41:44 AM »
No employer gives you health and life insurance before you are officially hired.

Emlloyers do not give you permanent life insurance (whole life, universal life, variable life).

Total BS.

A worthy effort at lying, Bhanky

It's obvious what happened. The employer was so impressed by Bhankys CV and desperate to make sure no one else hired him that they put through his paperwork, contract, health insurance etc straight away after his interview, so they could "lock" him in.

I wouldn't be surprised if they'd already given him his pay check even though he hasn't put in any hours yet, just to keep him sweet. Bhanky being as wealthy as he is probably hasn't even noticed the change in his bank balance.


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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #107 on: August 08, 2022, 05:44:52 AM »
No employer gives you health and life insurance before you are officially hired.

Emlloyers do not give you permanent life insurance (whole life, universal life, variable life).

Total BS.

A worthy effort at lying, Bhanky


this

you'd have to be on payroll first - then you choose your plans and supplementals , 401k options

you would more than likely go thru and employee orientation before any of this shit - maybe get an intro packet

even doing government contract work - I still never signed up for benefits until my ass showed up and reported first day

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #108 on: August 08, 2022, 05:54:28 AM »
I am shocked that some of you think our very own bhanks would lie!

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #109 on: August 08, 2022, 06:00:01 AM »

this

you'd have to be on payroll first - then you choose your plans and supplementals , 401k options

you would more than likely go thru and employee orientation before any of this shit - maybe get an intro packet

even doing government contract work - I still never signed up for benefits until my ass showed up and reported first day

100 percent.

Like others have stated.

Either you are a VIP client or negotiated benefits to start your first day on the job. Or you have to wait 90 days for benefits to start.

But Brian was on payroll and benefits started before he got hired?

Why lie so blatantly.

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #110 on: August 08, 2022, 06:42:14 AM »
Just confirmed starting next Monday morning. Again, I had the job offer and signed up for benefits. The Security Clearance took longer to clear than they estimated so my start date got pushed back and I wound up with Insurance before my start date. Who cares though I am cleared now and I have a real corporate professional job in my field with a living wage in the AC sitting on my ass starting Monday Morning and I have health Insurance all good things. I am going to get some new work clothes this week kind of exciting. I mean I didn't win the lottery but I found a decent job it's good news. It is also in a city full of fast food options so I will keep the calories high and join a new gym near the extended stay for training life doesn't suck today.

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #111 on: August 08, 2022, 06:44:45 AM »
100 percent.

Like others have stated.

Either you are a VIP client or negotiated benefits to start your first day on the job. Or you have to wait 90 days for benefits to start.

But Brian was on payroll and benefits started before he got hired?

Why lie so blatantly.

Bhanky thinks Getbiggers are dumb.

How wrong he is.

We is smart.

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #112 on: August 08, 2022, 06:46:12 AM »
Just confirmed starting next Monday morning. Again, I had the job offer and signed up for benefits. The Security Clearance took longer to clear than they estimated so my start date got pushed back and I wound up with Insurance before my start date. Who cares though I am cleared now and I have a real corporate professional job in my field with a living wage in the AC sitting on my ass starting Monday Morning and I have health Insurance all good things. I am going to get some new work clothes this week kind of exciting. I mean I didn't win the lottery but I found a decent job it's good news. It is also in a city full of fast food options so I will keep the calories high and join a new gym near the extended stay for training life doesn't suck today.



Good for you Hankins. Enjoy the excitement.

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #113 on: August 08, 2022, 06:47:55 AM »
Bhanky,

Just to make sure you understand...none of us want to buy life insurance from you.


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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #114 on: August 08, 2022, 06:48:10 AM »
Bhanky thinks Getbiggers are dumb.

How wrong he is.

You guys are not dumb you are full on retarded but again today is a good day not even worried about it carry on telling yourselves whatever you want

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #115 on: August 08, 2022, 06:55:56 AM »
I am a veteran and I have injuries I never claimed to be injured during service or a war Hero. I have never applied to the VA for anything. And why the interrogation and thousand questions?


Why post your insurance card on a board full of strangers? And then be bothered when people question your behavior?

I know of plenty of vets who were “injured” while in the military the fact that you weren’t seems a pole surprising but what do I know.

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #116 on: August 08, 2022, 07:00:16 AM »

We post your insurance card on a board full of strangers? And then be bothered when people question your behavior?

I know of plenty of vets who were “injured” while in the military the fact that you weren’t seems a pole surprising but what do I know.

Do you get a purple heart for dropping the general's coffee mug on your foot?

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #117 on: August 08, 2022, 07:04:54 AM »
Do you get a purple heart for dropping the general's coffee mug on your foot?

Like I said not a war Hero no purple hearts just hiked up and down a Mountain Range carrying a Mortar system on a bad knee but it was bad before I joined. I have not applied for or taken one penny in any kind of benefits since the day I got out of the Army

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #118 on: August 08, 2022, 07:10:21 AM »
Just confirmed starting next Monday morning. Again, I had the job offer and signed up for benefits. The Security Clearance took longer to clear than they estimated so my start date got pushed back and I wound up with Insurance before my start date. Who cares though I am cleared now and I have a real corporate professional job in my field with a living wage in the AC sitting on my ass starting Monday Morning and I have health Insurance all good things. I am going to get some new work clothes this week kind of exciting. I mean I didn't win the lottery but I found a decent job it's good news. It is also in a city full of fast food options so I will keep the calories high and join a new gym near the extended stay for training life doesn't suck today.

Meanwhile with you out the way there is a woman and another mans kids living rent free in your mansion, enjoying your pool and maid services just like we said would happen.

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #119 on: August 08, 2022, 07:12:40 AM »
Like I said not a war Hero no purple hearts just hiked up and down a Mountain Range carrying a Mortar system on a bad knee but it was bad before I joined. I have not applied for or taken one penny in any kind of benefits since the day I got out of the Army

That's cool, Bhanky.

That must have sucked but you shouldn't have joined with those bad knees.

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #120 on: August 08, 2022, 07:13:39 AM »
Meanwhile with you out the way there is a woman and another mans kids living rent free in your mansion, enjoying your pool and maid services just like we said would happen.

Bhanky,
Do you have security cameras installed in your house so you can watch?

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #121 on: August 08, 2022, 08:26:28 AM »
Like I said not a war Hero no purple hearts just hiked up and down a Mountain Range carrying a Mortar system on a bad knee but it was bad before I joined. I have not applied for or taken one penny in any kind of benefits since the day I got out of the Army

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #122 on: August 08, 2022, 08:31:01 AM »
100 percent.

Like others have stated.

Either you are a VIP client or negotiated benefits to start your first day on the job. Or you have to wait 90 days for benefits to start.

But Brian was on payroll and benefits started before he got hired?

Why lie so blatantly.
I'm just a lowly plumber but every company I've ever worked for you had to be there 90 days for benefits to kick in

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #123 on: August 08, 2022, 09:03:19 AM »
Meanwhile with you out the way there is a woman and another mans kids living rent free in your mansion, enjoying your pool and maid services just like we said would happen.

Jesus man it goes hybrid remote after training and who said they were living rent free the kids work the fields and take care of the farm animals

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Re: bhank just got a new job
« Reply #124 on: August 08, 2022, 09:11:27 AM »
Just confirmed starting next Monday morning. Again, I had the job offer and signed up for benefits. The Security Clearance took longer to clear than they estimated so my start date got pushed back and I wound up with Insurance before my start date. Who cares though I am cleared now and I have a real corporate professional job in my field with a living wage in the AC sitting on my ass starting Monday Morning and I have health Insurance all good things. I am going to get some new work clothes this week kind of exciting. I mean I didn't win the lottery but I found a decent job it's good news. It is also in a city full of fast food options so I will keep the calories high and join a new gym near the extended stay for training life doesn't suck today.

Legit happy for you Brian! I hope it all works out...