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Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« on: August 07, 2022, 07:34:39 AM »
I`ve been on a lot of boards over the years but this guy deserves a slap just for blatantly announcing that he sent masturbation pics to Prime who wasn`t even interested.

Of course Matt is not gay.......he`s just plain old FUCKING NUTS !!

Fucking weirdest bastard I`ve ever encountered on any board yet.


Autistic my ass he`s a fucking LOONEY TOON.

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2022, 07:55:14 AM »

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2022, 08:02:28 AM »
LOL  ;D

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2022, 08:51:19 AM »

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2022, 09:00:33 AM »
I`ve been on a lot of boards over the years but this guy deserves a slap just for blatantly announcing that he sent masturbation pics to Prime who wasn`t even interested.

Of course Matt is not gay.......he`s just plain old FUCKING NUTS !!

Fucking weirdest bastard I`ve ever encountered on any board yet.


Autistic my ass he`s a fucking LOONEY TOON.

wes did he really do that ?

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2022, 09:05:46 AM »
Wonder if Matt would have still sent prime the video had prime not been a homosex

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2022, 09:08:33 AM »
wes did he really do that ?
Yeah, and he bragged about it repeatedly right here on the board.

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2022, 09:09:38 AM »
Wonder if Matt would have still sent prime the video had prime not been a homosex

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2022, 09:17:24 AM »
I`ve been on a lot of boards over the years but this guy deserves a slap just for blatantly announcing that he sent masturbation pics to Prime who wasn`t even interested.

Of course Matt is not gay.......he`s just plain old FUCKING NUTS !!

Fucking weirdest bastard I`ve ever encountered on any board yet.


Autistic my ass he`s a fucking LOONEY TOON.

But he is not gay, right?

Confused little Phag.


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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2022, 09:22:35 AM »
I've been watching porn for  over 30 years. Peter North is the king. If Matt can dethrone him, we could have a Getbig superstar here. The fact that Matt goes from an inch to almost 7 on erection is another oddity. Can Matt perform in from of the camera is the question. Can he recover from the first shot? If so Matt should do porn.

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2022, 09:41:34 AM »
Matt Fact - Matthew Canning of Thunder Bay, Ontario is so potent, sticky, and voluminous, he hasn't had to buy tape or glue for 27 years.

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2022, 09:44:10 AM »
Matt Fact - Matthew Canning of Thunder Bay, Ontario is so potent, sticky, and voluminous, he hasn't had to buy tape or glue for 27 years.

or a pair of shoes


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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2022, 10:10:45 AM »
This is definitely a weird thread. Wes probably shoots at best a few watery drops.

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2022, 10:17:11 AM »
Yeah, and he bragged about it repeatedly right here on the board.

i gotta admit that is not normal .

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2022, 11:50:48 AM »
Yeah, and he bragged about it repeatedly right here on the board.


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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2022, 12:00:37 PM »
Mathjew Canning likes to point out that he is independently wealthy, and that he can live off his rental properties. Could he hold on to a normal job with his autism? I am sceptical...

However, let's embrace the fact that someone like Matt exists. You could be driving somewhere, and then you start to laugh as you think about the cock video that he sent to Prime, and you will be in a good mood when you reach the destination.

In Matt's case, the overall conclusion is perhaps if he, in overall terms, has a negative or a positive impact to the world. I will let that be unanswered.

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2022, 12:33:06 PM »
Mathjew Canning likes to point out that he is independently wealthy, and that he can live off his rental properties. Could he hold on to a normal job with his autism? I am sceptical...

However, let's embrace the fact that someone like Matt exists. You could be driving somewhere, and then you start to laugh as you think about the cock video that he sent to Prime, and you will be in a good mood when you reach the destination.

In Matt's case, the overall conclusion is perhaps if he, in overall terms, has a negative or a positive impact to the world. I will let that be unanswered.
And to that my old friend, I say ................FUCK MATT AND THE HORSE HE RODE IN ON.

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2022, 12:35:00 PM »
has he eclipsed Tbombz level of lack of self awareness yet?

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2022, 01:04:23 PM »
has he eclipsed Tbombz level of lack of self awareness yet?
Not quite................... ..YET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2022, 01:31:33 PM »
Mathjew Canning likes to point out that he is independently wealthy, and that he can live off his rental properties. Could he hold on to a normal job with his autism? I am sceptical...

However, let's embrace the fact that someone like Matt exists. You could be driving somewhere, and then you start to laugh as you think about the cock video that he sent to Prime, and you will be in a good mood when you reach the destination.

In Matt's case, the overall conclusion is perhaps if he, in overall terms, has a negative or a positive impact to the world. I will let that be unanswered.

Haha I think about loads of funny shit off getbig in real life all the time even stuff from years back, the thought of homomuscle sitting at his pc opening his emails and a video suddenly plays of matt c from getbig groaning loudly as he ejaculates onto tissues is hilarious yet also sickening thought

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2022, 01:35:45 PM »
I spackle my GF's face at least twice a week.

Looping ropes of jizz.

No need to share that with all you homo's.

I don't need validation.

But since you asked nicely. ;D

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2022, 01:39:29 PM »
:D

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2022, 01:54:42 PM »
or a pair of shoes



Looks like Matt's being forced to hit double bi's at gunpoint in some Iraqi basement..?..? ???
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« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2022, 01:56:11 PM »
Looks like Matt's being forced to hit double bi's at gunpoint in some Iraqi basement..?..? ???

Haha pretty sure my granny had thst exact carpet in her pit row house in late 80s

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Re: Hey everybody can you shoot loads like Matt C. ???
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2022, 01:57:14 PM »
has he eclipsed Tbombz level of lack of self awareness yet?

No. The bunny suit is still the worst IMO