I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago

[Mohammed Omari]

How did her tits compare to yours?

[Grape Ape]

[Soul Crusher]

Not really for me but i never forgot how to please a woman.  You just start with two fingers to get her set up, then you go downatairs and eat it out like it was a pot of collard greens like i tell all of my staight friends who ask me for advice...you do that and she opens up like a flower.  Once thst happens , then you screw. ...pretty simple

 

[Soul Crusher]

How did her tits compare to yours?

If she was only 120lbs  . . . . . .

[CT_Muscle]

Latino..el salvador

SOOOO it was a DUDE!!!!

[beakdoctor]

SOOOO it was a DUDE!!!!

Good catch!

[Soul Crusher]

SOOOO it was a DUDE!!!!

[Rambone]

Not really for me but i never forgot how to please a woman.  You just start with two fingers to get her set up, then you go downatairs and eat it out like it was a pot of collard greens like i tell all of my staight friends who ask me for advice...you do that and she opens up like a flower.  Once that happens , then you screw. ...pretty simple

Tell me more on how to make love to a woman

[G_Thang]

Good catch!

Vince probably got confused as in "speaking to" vs "speaking about".  Anyway, SAS, Vince!

[R.A.M.]

this is how monkey pox spreads to girls.  bet she doesn't know you bang boys.

Down low brotha. 

[G_Thang]

Down low brotha. 

LOL!

[LurkerNoMore]

Shequinita - “Vince you wonder what our kids gonna grow up to look like?”

Vince - “Bitch them kids gonna grow up wondering what I look like.  BRB gonna go grab some smokes…”

[AbrahamG]

I bet she was a right looker.

Shit bro. This has me in pain from laughing so hard.

[joswift]

sounds like someone has hacked his account

[Taffin]

The question still remains. Where did you cum?

And did you enjoy it?

Fuck that question - were you dressed like this as you impaled her..?



Don't leave me hangin' bruh - I'm feelin' sexual!!

[Fallsview]

The only thing you smashed is a complete Bob Evens Apple pie with a side of grits and biscuits.


STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AbrahamG]

The only thing you smashed is a complete Bob Evens Apple pie with a side of grits and biscuits.


STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How is this helpful?  You are better than this. 

[Irongrip400]

Shequinita - “Vince you wonder what our kids gonna grow up to look like?”

Vince - “Bitch them kids gonna grow up wondering what I look like.  BRB gonna go grab some smokes…”

Hahahahaha

[ElPolloSalmonello]

Not really for me but i never forgot how to please a woman.  You just start with two fingers to get her set up, then you go downatairs and eat it out like it was a pot of collard greens like i tell all of my staight friends who ask me for advice...you do that and she opens up like a flower.  Once that happens , then you screw. ...pretty simple

What a miserable fucker you are.

You couldn't even be a good gay fuck if your approach is to just "go for the genitals".

.05/10

Forget about giving lessons, you'll be giving lesions with your approach.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

What a miserable fucker you are.

You couldn't even be a good gay fuck if your approach is to just "go for the genitals".

.05/10

Forget about giving lessons, you'll be giving lesions with your approach.

What gimmick account are you suppose to be???

[nzmusclemonster]

Did you stick to the vajayjay or take her up the bum?

[BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT]

Should have videotaped it and submitted it to the folks at Blacked.com

[chaos]

The only thing you smashed is a complete Bob Evens Apple pie with a side of grits and biscuits.


STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This sounds delicious.

[Tapeworm]

Did she have a woogley eye?

[Walter Sobchak]

Did you stick to the vajayjay or take her up the bum?

That’s really not a nice way to talk about Shizzo….