Author Topic: I Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago (Read 5894 times)

Dave D · « **Reply #50 on:** August 10, 2022, 06:30:31 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 10, 2022, 09:38:29 AM

Not really for me but i never forgot how to please a woman. You just start with two fingers to get her set up, then you go downatairs and eat it out like it was a pot of collard greens like i tell all of my staight friends who ask me for advice...you do that and she opens up like a flower. Once that happens , then you screw. ...pretty simple

This makes sense. A lot of ~~straight~~ gay men ask me what it's like to make love to a man and I explain you have to dominate them, take their will and do this with zero foreplay.

Fortress · « **Reply #51 on:** August 10, 2022, 08:41:23 PM »

You’re a giant, gross retard.

Skeletor · « **Reply #52 on:** August 10, 2022, 09:05:58 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 10, 2022, 09:38:29 AM

Not really for me but i never forgot how to please a woman. You just start with two fingers to get her set up, then you go downatairs and eat it out like it was a pot of collard greens like i tell all of my staight friends who ask me for advice...you do that and she opens up like a flower. Once that happens , then you screw. ...pretty simple

AbrahamG · « **Reply #53 on:** August 10, 2022, 09:13:26 PM »

Amazing Skeletor. Just amazing.

Costanza · « **Reply #54 on:** August 10, 2022, 09:24:45 PM »

Big Skeletor on fire

The Scott · « **Reply #55 on:** August 10, 2022, 09:29:32 PM »

Public self-flagellation is not something to admire in anyone. V³ is an emotional midgie.

"...Smashed A Girl 2 Days Ago"? Oh really? With what, your beat to poo Cadillac or did you just not notice her on the bus and simply sat down and squashed her?

IOL.

ElPolloSalmonello · « **Reply #56 on:** August 10, 2022, 11:25:49 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 10, 2022, 04:05:43 PM

What gimmick account are you suppose to be???

#MEBeenBonedDryToo Rep

Henda · « **Reply #57 on:** August 11, 2022, 12:05:39 AM »

Quote from: Skeletor on August 10, 2022, 09:05:58 PM

Hahahahaha that’s fucking great

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #58 on:** August 11, 2022, 12:25:34 AM »

I don't think we can call Vince 100% gay after something like this.. Perhaps 95% gay.

Am I wrong?

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #59 on:** August 11, 2022, 12:51:40 AM »

Quote from: Skeletor on August 10, 2022, 09:05:58 PM

GymnJuice · « **Reply #60 on:** August 11, 2022, 04:58:39 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on August 11, 2022, 12:25:34 AM

I don't think we can call Vince 100% gay after something like this.. Perhaps 95% gay.

Am I wrong?

Does the chart need to be revised?

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #61 on:** August 11, 2022, 05:25:44 AM »

Worthy of an award at the end of the year.

Quote from: Skeletor on August 10, 2022, 09:05:58 PM

Hypertrophy · « **Reply #62 on:** August 11, 2022, 06:42:31 AM »

Quote from: Fortress on August 10, 2022, 08:41:23 PM

You’re a giant, gross retard.

Pretty much sums it up Fortress. He exists for our amusement.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #63 on:** August 11, 2022, 08:23:35 AM »

Vince you are what 285-315 or so? How did you not flatten her like pancake

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #64 on:** August 11, 2022, 08:44:45 AM »

Quote from: Skeletor on August 10, 2022, 09:05:58 PM

Even i have to admit thats funny

Rambone · « **Reply #65 on:** August 11, 2022, 08:48:49 AM »

She ordered it.

He delivered.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #66 on:** August 11, 2022, 09:16:14 AM »

Vince laid down the law. Her uterus will never be the same. Hell, I'd be surprised if any of her El Salvadorean "Chorizos" will have the ability to service her in the way the Kielbasa did.

"1"

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #67 on:** August 11, 2022, 10:32:36 AM »

Goodrum commenting on photoshops!

Now I have seen it all - and I can die in peace!

Skeletor · « **Reply #68 on:** August 11, 2022, 11:41:10 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 11, 2022, 08:44:45 AM

Even i have to admit thats funny

Thanks Vince.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #69 on:** August 11, 2022, 12:58:59 PM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on August 11, 2022, 09:16:14 AM

Vince laid down the law. Her uterus will never be the same. Hell, I'd be surprised if any of her El Salvadorean "Chorizos" will have the ability to service her in the way the Kielbasa did.

"1"

hopefully she does not get monkeypox

deadz · « **Reply #70 on:** August 11, 2022, 01:57:58 PM »

Quote from: Soul Crusher on August 11, 2022, 12:58:59 PM

hopefully she does not get monkeypox

x2

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #71 on:** August 11, 2022, 02:17:54 PM »

Quote from: Soul Crusher on August 11, 2022, 12:58:59 PM

hopefully she does not get monkeypox

Doubt the monkeypox would touch Venom Vince.

"1"

Taffin · « **Reply #72 on:** August 12, 2022, 06:05:59 AM »

Quote from: B_B_C on August 11, 2022, 02:43:32 PM

it must be good for you to get love and understanding from Getbig for your inadequate sex life

Speak for yourself buddy, Vince is clearly getting more action than me right now!

B_B_C · « **Reply #73 on:** August 12, 2022, 06:49:22 AM »

Quote from: Taffin on August 12, 2022, 06:05:59 AM

Speak for yourself buddy, Vince is clearly getting more action than me right now!

I taut y wer edguekated enough to know the difference between quantity and quality

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #74 on:** August 12, 2022, 06:57:55 AM »