Author Topic: Incredibly funny gym story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 10778 times)

sarcasm · « **on:** April 25, 2006, 01:21:27 PM »

was training legs today and the guy in the rack next to where i squat is doing barbell curls with a monstrous 5lb. plate on each side of the bar drop setted with just the empty bar supersetted with mean glares between sets and as i'm putting a quarter on top of the five 45lb. plates on each side for my last set i say, "my Lord, that's some crazy weight you're using how did you get so freakishly strong?" hahahahaha.

will938 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:33:25 PM »

I should have realised that your tale would have reflected your persona, dull and full of shit!

sarcasm · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:34:03 PM »

Quote from: will938 on April 25, 2006, 01:33:25 PM

I should have realised that your tale would have reflected your persona, dull and full of shit!

you're probably just like the barbell curl guy, hahahaha.

will938 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:36:19 PM »

No, of course not! I'm just like you with my 5 x 45's on each side

staynatural · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:36:26 PM »

The barbell guy was me....

sarcasm · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:41:41 PM »

Quote from: will938 on April 25, 2006, 01:36:19 PM

No, of course not! I'm just like you with my 5 x 45's on each side

of course you are.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:44:01 PM »

AHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!! Good for you Sarcasm....put that pathetic sack of shit in his place!!! "Mean glares" AHAAHAHAHAHAH!!! What a beast!!!!

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:44:19 PM »

No one is stronger than Sarcasm HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA!!

will938 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:44:48 PM »

And how very humble of you to tell us that this story is INCREDIBLY funny! the only thing on here I would find incredibly funny about you is your obituary

sarcasm · « **Reply #9 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:45:40 PM »

Quote from: Lord Humungous on April 25, 2006, 01:44:19 PM

No one is stronger than Sarcasm HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA!!

there's A LOT of guys stronger than me but 55lb. curls in the squat rack? gimme a fuckin' break.

sarcasm · « **Reply #10 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:46:25 PM »

Quote from: will938 on April 25, 2006, 01:44:48 PM

And how very humble of you to tell us that this story is INCREDIBLY funny! the only thing on here I would find incredibly funny about you is your obituary

bitter, hateful m.eltdown.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #11 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:47:59 PM »

Quote from: will938 on April 25, 2006, 01:44:48 PM

And how very humble of you to tell us that this story is INCREDIBLY funny! the only thing on here I would find incredibly funny about you is your obituary

Hey willy,

Eat a dick

The Squad

will938 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:49:19 PM »

Bitter? no not really. Hateful, yes, I am, I cannot stand you and all the the other annoying, negative knobs you log on as! you truly are a prize tool!

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #13 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:50:12 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on April 25, 2006, 01:47:59 PM

Hey willy,

Eat a dick

The Squad

Will is just in a bad mood because his boyfreind Jorge left him for someone with a bigger cock.

sarcasm · « **Reply #14 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:51:33 PM »

Quote from: Groink on April 25, 2006, 01:50:12 PM

Will is just in a bad mood because his boyfreind Jorge left him for someone with a bigger cock.

hahahaha, yes Groink he got mad and said, "all that damage you did to my ass and this is how you leave me?"

Always Sore · « **Reply #15 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:53:42 PM »

this one time ...at the gym...i was squatting 2 cars and a bus when this little guy next to me (really cute) said "wow thats alot of weight" so instead of taking the couple of seconds away from the extream amout of time i spend on Getbig.com spouting nonsense to give the guy a nice pat on the shoulder and encourage him to keep working at it i just hid my sexual feelings about how i wanted him and ran back home to write this.

i am so cool..

and you wonder why people hate weightlifters tool.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #16 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:53:55 PM »

hahahahah. Putting those types in their place is what they deserve.hahahahh

will938 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:54:14 PM »

Woohoo, the bender squad are on the case

White Bread · « **Reply #18 on:** April 25, 2006, 02:01:01 PM »

hey, why not tell them the story about the time you were away at band camp.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #19 on:** April 25, 2006, 02:03:20 PM »

Luckily for me I have sick,giant arms. So whenever some feeble cock starts thinking who they are in my gym, I immmediately run over and bust out some dumbell curls right next to them, crushing their will to live. These tiny tits MUST be disciplined.

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #20 on:** April 25, 2006, 02:40:26 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:45:40 PM

there's A LOT of guys stronger than me but 55lb. curls in the squat rack? gimme a fuckin' break.

Well, maybe he was diggin deep!

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #21 on:** April 25, 2006, 03:10:47 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:21:27 PM

supersetted with mean glares between sets
i say, "my Lord, that's some crazy weight you're using how did you get so freakishly strong?" hahahahaha.

roflopterzlolololololololol

of all the people in all the gyms in the world that douche had to be right next to Sarcasm hhahahhhahaahaaahaaa.
did you really ask him that? i would get a hernia from laughing if i witnessed that situation in a gym. please tell me you actually asked him that and didnt just think it, it makes a huge difference.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #22 on:** April 25, 2006, 03:17:45 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on April 25, 2006, 03:10:47 PM

roflopterzlolololololololol

of all the people in all the gyms in the world that douche had to be right next to Sarcasm hhahahhhahaahaaahaaa.
did you really ask him that? i would get a hernia from laughing if i witnessed that situation in a gym. please tell me you actually asked him that and didnt just think it, it makes a huge difference.

Sarcasm doesn't fvck around in the gym.....if he said he put some pathetic dork in his place then he did it.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #23 on:** April 25, 2006, 03:18:35 PM »

hahahaha, sarcasm, maybe you should suggest he incorporate some stretch tube curls balancing on a BOSU to the lil fag. hahahahaha

Man of Steel · « **Reply #24 on:** April 25, 2006, 03:21:30 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 25, 2006, 03:18:35 PM

hahahaha, sarcasm, maybe you should suggest he incorporate some stretch tube curls balancing on a BOSU to the lil fag. hahahahaha

AAHAHAHAHAH!!! Exactly Show!!! Possibly coupled with some intense buddy towel curls GRRRRRRRR!!!!! We could have Rhino and Chick demonstrate!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!