Author Topic: Incredibly funny gym story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 10804 times)

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #25 on:** April 25, 2006, 03:23:28 PM »

Quote from: will938 on April 25, 2006, 01:36:19 PM

No, of course not! I'm just like you with my 5 x 45's on each side

i weight a buck 170..and i put up 315 for 4 to 6..

so 5 for a dood thats 240(right?) is not farfetched

drkaje · « **Reply #26 on:** April 25, 2006, 05:11:32 PM »

It's not often that I notice what someone's lifting.

Walking in today I saw a guy shrugging 30s

Cavalier22 · « **Reply #27 on:** April 25, 2006, 05:33:23 PM »

that story is not funny at all. its the same basic story you post about every 7 days. get something new

XFACTOR · « **Reply #28 on:** April 25, 2006, 05:48:35 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:21:27 PM

was training legs today and the guy in the rack next to where i squat is doing barbell curls with a monstrous 5lb. plate on each side of the bar drop setted with just the empty bar supersetted with mean glares between sets and as i'm putting a quarter on top of the five 45lb. plates on each side for my last set i say, "my Lord, that's some crazy weight you're using how did you get so freakishly strong?" hahahahaha.

You we're squatting 545? I think you lost credibility in the story, there. It would be funnier if you weren't lying. Why do you feel deemed to lie about the weight you use? Were you the one doing the barbell curls and being laughed at by someone twice your size??

Zeratul-Dark Templar · « **Reply #29 on:** April 25, 2006, 05:59:37 PM »

TRUE STORY

There is this man in my gym ... he's in his mid-50s ... he often barbell curls 65lbs.
He counts his repetitions out-loud ... " 1! " ... " 2! " ... " 3! "
Not under his breath even, but in a clear, radiant voice I can hear from the other side of the gym.
His equipment is the best part: he wears an enormous tan gardening glove on his left hand, the kind you would imagine a grandma wearing who is watering her geraniums. Apparently he lost the right one, because in his right hand he holds A FOLDED BATH WASHCLOTH.

LuciusFox · « **Reply #30 on:** April 25, 2006, 06:03:44 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on April 25, 2006, 03:21:30 PM

AAHAHAHAHAH!!! Exactly Show!!! Possibly coupled with some intense buddy towel curls GRRRRRRRR!!!!! We could have Rhino and Chick demonstrate!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Chick and Rhino make you look like Mr. Potato Head

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #31 on:** April 25, 2006, 06:04:12 PM »

Quote from: XFACTOR on April 25, 2006, 05:48:35 PM

You we're squatting 545? I think you lost credibility in the story, there. It would be funnier if you weren't lying. Why do you feel deemed to lie about the weight you use? Were you the one doing the barbell curls and being laughed at by someone twice your size??

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Look at these stats!

It's not as though Sarcasm is a stranger to Herculean feats.

natural al · « **Reply #32 on:** April 25, 2006, 06:06:19 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:21:27 PM

was training legs today and the guy in the rack next to where i squat is doing barbell curls with a monstrous 5lb. plate on each side of the bar drop setted with just the empty bar supersetted with mean glares between sets and as i'm putting a quarter on top of the five 45lb. plates on each side for my last set i say, "my Lord, that's some crazy weight you're using how did you get so freakishly strong?" hahahahaha.

isn't this getting a little old? How many times do you have to tell these stupid stories?

Dnizneer · « **Reply #33 on:** April 25, 2006, 08:38:08 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:21:27 PM

was training legs today and the guy in the rack next to where i squat is doing barbell curls with a monstrous 5lb. plate on each side of the bar drop setted with just the empty bar supersetted with mean glares between sets and as i'm putting a quarter on top of the five 45lb. plates on each side for my last set i say, "my Lord, that's some crazy weight you're using how did you get so freakishly strong?" hahahahaha.

Maybe he wanted some. Glares of lust.

sarcasm · « **Reply #34 on:** April 26, 2006, 07:58:18 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on April 25, 2006, 03:23:28 PM

i weight a buck 170..and i put up 315 for 4 to 6..

so 5 for a dood thats 240(right?) is not farfetched

230, and it's 5 and a quarter per side.

Bigger Business · « **Reply #35 on:** April 26, 2006, 08:01:06 AM »

without reading it

ive heard funnier

Chico_Holiday · « **Reply #36 on:** April 26, 2006, 08:10:25 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:21:27 PM

was training legs today and the guy in the rack next to where i squat is doing barbell curls with a monstrous 5lb. plate on each side of the bar drop setted with just the empty bar supersetted with mean glares between sets and as i'm putting a quarter on top of the five 45lb. plates on each side for my last set i say, "my Lord, that's some crazy weight you're using how did you get so freakishly strong?" hahahahaha.

MONSTER INSECURITY!!!

BRUTAL OVERCOMPENSATION!!!

Mars · « **Reply #37 on:** April 26, 2006, 08:11:47 AM »

Enjoying story like always Sarcasm haha.

alexxx · « **Reply #38 on:** April 26, 2006, 08:44:11 AM »

How come Sarcasm can squat 230 pounds and only has 17 inch arms? Does he eat?

natural al · « **Reply #39 on:** April 26, 2006, 08:47:12 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 26, 2006, 08:44:11 AM

How come Sarcasm can squat 230 pounds and only has 17 inch arms? Does he eat?

230 ain't alot of weight....

alexxx · « **Reply #40 on:** April 26, 2006, 08:47:47 AM »

no it aint

sarcasm · « **Reply #41 on:** April 26, 2006, 08:51:58 AM »

Quote from: natural al on April 26, 2006, 08:47:12 AM

230 ain't alot of weight....

this coming from someone who weighs 205.

SS · « **Reply #42 on:** April 26, 2006, 09:03:56 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 26, 2006, 08:47:47 AM

no it aint

not for you big guy!

alexxx · « **Reply #43 on:** April 26, 2006, 09:08:51 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 26, 2006, 08:51:58 AM

this coming from someone who weighs 205.

lol does he even train?

alexxx · « **Reply #44 on:** April 26, 2006, 09:12:58 AM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on April 26, 2006, 09:03:56 AM

not for you big guy!

Just trying to keep up with you.

Bossa · « **Reply #45 on:** April 26, 2006, 09:16:50 AM »

hahahaha as always, great story sarcasm...I bet that tiny tit won't even dare look you in the eye let alone train within 10 feet of you without wetting his pants hahahaha

Dingleberry · « **Reply #46 on:** April 26, 2006, 10:35:54 AM »

How tall are you sarcasm?

sarcasm · « **Reply #47 on:** April 26, 2006, 04:49:37 PM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on April 26, 2006, 10:35:54 AM

How tall are you sarcasm?

5'11"

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #48 on:** April 26, 2006, 04:53:21 PM »

Hahaha Sarcasm. Great work. Listen to the tiny twats chime in now. Sometimes the truth hits close to home hahah

gtbro1 · « **Reply #49 on:** April 26, 2006, 04:58:01 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:45:40 PM

there's A LOT of guys stronger than me but 55lb. curls in the squat rack? gimme a fuckin' break.

Not Cool to make fun of him but he should not be hogging up a perfectly good Squat rack to do curls...Unless there is no other place in your gym to rack a bar to do curls.