Author Topic: April Fool - Jack London in MuscleMag (Read 20396 times)

Spicy Shushi · « **on:** April 25, 2006, 01:39:40 PM »

Yes, Jack is in the newest MuscleMag. Glad to hear Jack has come to realize he isn't a pro after all and WOW that is some "photoshoot" you had.

The text reads...

"Don't Know Jack?"
Have your seen the Terry Tate Office Linebacker videos on the Internet? They're still funny as hell. Well, how about this for something equally incongruous? Imagine coming to work every day and finding Jack London in the cubicle next to you! He's an NPC superheavyweight competitor who trains with IFBB Pro Jason Arntz. Enough for now, but check him out at www.hardcorejack.com. Watch this column for more on Jack in the near future.

The Big Man in a small office, who is funny as hell! Terry Tate Office Linebacker, meet the new kid in town... Jack London!

incongruous for all of you that don't know... "Lacking in harmony; incompatible" - Yep sounds like London to me.

jaejonna · « **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:41:06 PM »

Arms look big there!!

michael arvilla · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:44:43 PM »

........................ .....

(lol j/k Jack ...............you look big!,hopefully they will do a feature article on you soon
you deserve it!!)

RHINO290 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:45:49 PM »

Quote from: Spicy Shushi on April 25, 2006, 01:39:40 PM

Yes, Jack is in the newest MuscleMag. Glad to hear Jack has come to realize he isn't a pro after all and WOW that is some "photoshoot" you had.

The text reads...

"Don't Know Jack?"
Have your seen the Terry Tate Office Linebacker videos on the Internet? They're still funny as hell. Well, how about this for something equally incongruous? Imagine coming to work every day and finding Jack London in the cubicle next to you! He's an NPC superheavyweight competitor who trains with IFBB Pro Jason Arntz. Enough for now, but check him out at www.hardcorejack.com. Watch this column for more on Jack in the near future.

The Big Man in a small office, who is funny as hell! Terry Tate Office Linebacker, meet the new kid in town... Jack London!

incongruous for all of you that don't know... "Lacking in harmony; incompatible" - Yep sounds like London to me.

You stupid idiot!!!

if you knew anything about anything, you would know that mags are behind by 3-4 months. The photoshoot I spoke about won't be out till august. This was done before I turned pro.

Nice try though asshole.

Oh, by the way, since you mentioned it, in agust, there will be a whole interview about me and being the first PDI pro.

RHINO290 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:46:23 PM »

Quote from: jaejonna on April 25, 2006, 01:41:06 PM

Arms look big there!!

Thanks, told you, I'm trying!!!!

sarcasm · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:47:23 PM »

i've gotta give Jack props his arms do look pretty good there.

RHINO290 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:47:44 PM »

Quote from: RHINO290 on April 25, 2006, 01:46:23 PM

Thanks, told you, I'm trying!!!!

I'm sure we won't hear from sarcasm now.....

Spicy Shushi · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:48:03 PM »

Quote from: michael arvilla on April 25, 2006, 01:44:43 PM

.............................

(lol j/k Jack ...............you look big!,hopefully they will do a feature article on you soon
you deserve it!!)

We realize you are the mini-me version of Jack already but thanks for the reminder.

michael arvilla · « **Reply #8 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:48:24 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:47:23 PM

i've gotta give Jack props his arms do look pretty good there.

WHAT DID I JUST READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RHINO290 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:48:33 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:47:23 PM

i've gotta give Jack props his arms do look pretty good there.

Oh shit, you beat me man...... can we get along now? jesus

michael arvilla · « **Reply #10 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:49:02 PM »

Quote from: Spicy Shushi on April 25, 2006, 01:48:03 PM

We realize you are the mini-me version of Jack already but thanks for the reminder.

N/P!

CQ · « **Reply #11 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:49:47 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:47:23 PM

i've gotta give Jack props his arms do look pretty good there.

Hell has frozen over

Jack, you look totally different in that shot than normal..your face I mean.Better

sarcasm · « **Reply #12 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:50:41 PM »

the problem is that his shoulders and neck look small in that pic.

RHINO290 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:51:07 PM »

Quote from: Spicy Shushi on April 25, 2006, 01:48:03 PM

We realize you are the mini-me version of Jack already but thanks for the reminder.

Sushi, what the hell do we have to do to get along, come on man....

give an old guy a break?

RHINO290 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:52:02 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:50:41 PM

the problem is that his shoulders and neck look small in that pic.

Thats friggin precious, you know what, I actually like you now, you are pretty ffriggin funny.....

michael arvilla · « **Reply #15 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:52:20 PM »

THIS was meant to be a "Jack hate thread" lol
not how you wanted it to turn out huh sushi?

(jack looking good,getting his props)

Billy Rosewood · « **Reply #16 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:52:30 PM »

Jack,

All jokes aside, does Jason Arntz think he's tough? What's with the flashing gang signs and wearing bandanas gangsta style in the pics?

Spicy Shushi · « **Reply #17 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:53:00 PM »

Quote from: RHINO290 on April 25, 2006, 01:45:49 PM

You stupid idiot!!!

if you knew anything about anything, you would know that mags are behind by 3-4 months. The photoshoot I spoke about won't be out till august. This was done before I turned pro.

Nice try though asshole.

Oh, by the way, since you mentioned it, in agust, there will be a whole interview about me and being the first PDI pro.

WHOA, someone didn't enjoy their dish. You failed to mention that in your earlier posts, JACK...

"It's almost a whole page pic. someone else see it? page 262"

"Months end, really busy+ I am not sure my scanner here @ work will scan pics....."

YOU my little donkey friend are the idiot - boasting about a photoshoot, spouting off how you're in the magazine and look at you. It's a photo with you in your office, congratulations.

sarcasm · « **Reply #18 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:54:12 PM »

Quote from: RHINO290 on April 25, 2006, 01:45:49 PM

You stupid idiot!!!

if you knew anything about anything, you would know that mags are behind by 3-4 months. The photoshoot I spoke about won't be out till august. This was done before I turned pro.

Nice try though asshole.

Oh, by the way, since you mentioned it, in agust, there will be a whole interview about me and being the first PDI pro.

this type of post is exactly why people don't like you.

michael arvilla · « **Reply #19 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:54:43 PM »

cute stuffed animal on ur "cubicle Jack".....................

RHINO290 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:54:55 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rosewood on April 25, 2006, 01:52:30 PM

Jack,

All jokes aside, does Jason Arntz think he's tough? What's with the flashing gang signs and wearing bandanas gangsta style in the pics?

i don't train with jason anymore. But we are still freinds. He is very cool guy.

sarcasm · « **Reply #21 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:56:13 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rosewood on April 25, 2006, 01:52:30 PM

Jack,

All jokes aside, does Jason Arntz think he's tough? What's with the flashing gang signs and wearing bandanas gangsta style in the pics?

hahahaha, every time i see a pic of him i laugh my ass off, you should hear what a c.unt his wife is on mayhem.

RHINO290 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:56:31 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 25, 2006, 01:54:12 PM

this type of post is exactly why people don't like you.

But it's okay for sushi to go after me? i don't start these things.

Sushi, you are a dickless idiot, but we can still be freinds, what ya say.

sarcasm, people don't like you, but you are okay with me.

Ron · « **Reply #23 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:56:41 PM »

The Rhino is becoming one of the most famous guys on the boards - how interesting that only a month ago, no one know who the Rhino is!

michael arvilla · « **Reply #24 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:58:07 PM »

Quote from: Ron on April 25, 2006, 01:56:41 PM

The Rhino is becoming one of the most famous guys on the boards - how interesting that only a month ago, no one know who the Rhino is!

anyone with a cute cuddly stuffed animal in there office cubicle
is ok in my book!!