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Irongrip400

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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2022, 04:06:27 PM »
Quote from: Megalodon on August 24, 2022, 02:04:02 PM
Arnold's ex is auditioning for Star Trek.



Wow that’s real? I thought it was a shop or Bruce Jenner.
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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2022, 04:07:47 PM »
I think bezos divorce cost him a mere 70 billion no big deal :)
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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2022, 04:09:34 PM »
Quote from: oldschoolfan on August 24, 2022, 04:07:47 PM
I think bezos divorce cost him a mere 70 billion no big deal :)

Maybe for you, but that’s nearly half of my net worth!
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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2022, 04:11:24 PM »
Quote from: Megalodon on August 24, 2022, 02:36:20 PM
I agree she was photogenic but 'horse faced' means long-faced and ugly like Sarah Parker, not big teethed.



You are right it does mean long faced and Sarah Jessica Parker definitely has a loooong face. According to the urban dictionary it does include people with big, long or buck teeth. Ever heard the phrase 'long in the tooth'. It is one way to judge a horse's age or humans who didn't floss and their gums receded.

Sarah Jessica Parker wins double.

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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2022, 04:44:33 PM »
BB, are you hearing the same whispers as me? Stallone’s legal team is insisting that he should “gear up” with a new hair system before this highly publicized courtroom battle. Could Snipes help show him the way to the raw, unharnessed energy of the orange?

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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2022, 04:49:59 PM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on August 24, 2022, 04:06:27 PM
Wow that’s real? I thought it was a shop or Bruce Jenner.

Alot of these older women 'celebrities' look like trannys and drag queens. It makes sense too if you think about it.....

They all buy the same wigs, plaster on the make up same fake butts and titts, same lipo, botox and plastic surgery they all go under the knife and ask for the same features.

I swear all these ""Real Houswives of......" shows. Each and everyone of these skanky bloated whores looks like Bruised Gender.
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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #31 on: August 24, 2022, 05:13:19 PM »
Sly is living it up spending his wife's (ex-to be) inheritance.
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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #32 on: August 24, 2022, 05:42:57 PM »
Quote from: Bevo on August 24, 2022, 02:59:04 PM
Most rich men are idiots, all of them, always get taken to the cleaners. Well deserved, women using pussy as a trap since the dawn of mankind

Bill Gates
Elon Musk
Jeff Bezos
Sly
All Hebrew athletes

On the one hand, you want a family and need a wife to bear children and raise them.  On the other hand, you also wanna give in to all the tempations that surround you when you're rich and famous.  Ideally you find a wife who knows the score and is willing to look the other way, like Kobe's wife, but that's uncommon.  So either you stay faithful and hope for the best, or you stray and gamble w your finances.

One divorce seems like a reasonable--albeit stiff--price to pay for a family, it's the multiple marriages/divorces for these rich guys that have me scratching my head.


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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #33 on: August 24, 2022, 05:50:18 PM »
Quote from: Megalodon on August 24, 2022, 02:04:02 PM
Arnold's ex is auditioning for Star Trek.



Agreed.  Looking very Klingonish with that fore (or is it a "five") head.
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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #34 on: August 24, 2022, 06:00:04 PM »
Quote from: Megalodon on August 24, 2022, 02:04:02 PM
Arnold's ex is auditioning for Star Trek.



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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #35 on: August 24, 2022, 06:01:49 PM »
Quote from: ProudVirgin69 on August 24, 2022, 05:42:57 PM
On the one hand, you want a family and need a wife to bear children and raise them.  On the other hand, you also wanna give in to all the tempations that surround you when you're rich and famous.  Ideally you find a wife who knows the score and is willing to look the other way, like Kobe's wife, but that's uncommon.  So either you stay faithful and hope for the best, or you stray and gamble w your finances.

One divorce seems like a reasonable--albeit stiff--price to pay for a family, it's the multiple marriages/divorces for these rich guys that have me scratching my head.

Nicholas Cage comes to mind. He is on his fifth wife right now, I believe.

That dude must be a glutton for punishment.
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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #36 on: August 24, 2022, 06:05:54 PM »
Quote from: Rambone on August 24, 2022, 04:44:33 PM
BB, are you hearing the same whispers as me? Stallone’s legal team is insisting that he should “gear up” with a new hair system before this highly publicized courtroom battle. Could Snipes help show him the way to the raw, unharnessed energy of the orange?


I'm hearing introductions are already being made through Schwarzenegger and Baena for a special consultant to be added to Sly's legal team -

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Serious business. The other rumor is that Louie's trying to get in on the action, but as always, he's a day late and a few shades short -

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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #37 on: August 24, 2022, 06:08:39 PM »
Sylvester is The Man.

Now he can swallow handfuls of Viagra and, without worry, hammer truckloads of hot whores.

Flavour Flav was hot decades ago, but she’s beginning to look … as another suggests … plastic, artificial and over cooked.

Love the wording of the legal statement from her representation. The broad’s lifestyle with Stallone is UNIVERSES beyond what it would have been if she hadn’t bagged Rambo.

Everyone wants love. I get it. But monogamy for decade upon decade, especially for a man, is beyond punishing. And the side salads add incredible stress to your life.

Rock will bleed dough in the divorce, but he’s 76, so he will be just fine. Enough left over bank to purchase crates of Viagra and sluts until the ring bell dings.

P.S. Maria looks positively grotesque. I met her in the late nineties. Looked quite OK. Now the woman is a brutal disaster.

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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #38 on: August 24, 2022, 06:09:40 PM »
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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #39 on: August 24, 2022, 06:11:12 PM »
Quote from: BB on August 24, 2022, 06:05:54 PM

Serious business. The other rumor is that Louie's trying to get in on the action, but as always, he's a day late and a few shades short -

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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #40 on: August 24, 2022, 07:25:40 PM »
No doubt he got caught cheating
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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #41 on: August 24, 2022, 07:46:26 PM »
Quote from: The Keto Kid on August 24, 2022, 07:25:40 PM
No doubt he got caught cheating
Probably inseminated his Mexican maid !!  :D
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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #42 on: August 24, 2022, 08:07:00 PM »
Quote from: wes on August 24, 2022, 07:46:26 PM
Probably inseminated his Mexican maid !!  :D
Cheating on your wife at 76 years old, that's actually impressive lol
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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #43 on: August 24, 2022, 08:08:59 PM »
Quote from: Megalodon on August 24, 2022, 02:04:02 PM
Arnold's ex is auditioning for Star Trek.


Bro is this a real pic??
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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #44 on: August 24, 2022, 09:20:34 PM »
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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #45 on: August 25, 2022, 12:23:10 AM »
Quote from: Megalodon on August 24, 2022, 09:20:34 PM
According to the NY Post and Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer.

https://pagesix.com/2022/08/24/maria-shriver-looks-unrecognizable-in-santa-monica/



Too much plastic surgery, face lifts, Botox, fillers, etc
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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #46 on: August 25, 2022, 12:54:04 AM »
Why oh why do men still get married?
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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #47 on: August 25, 2022, 01:40:50 AM »
"In the end, it's all about money."

Thomas Leykis.
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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #48 on: August 25, 2022, 01:43:39 AM »
Quote from: falco on August 25, 2022, 01:40:50 AM
"In the end, it's all about money."

Thomas Leykis.
Spot on.
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Re: Stallone and his wife calling it quits!
« Reply #49 on: August 25, 2022, 01:48:30 AM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on August 24, 2022, 01:55:44 PM
She filed for divorce and used the phrase “irretrievably broken”. If I had to guess, Sly has cheated on her and got caught. I could be wrong, but Sly has a history of doing just that.

Either way, without a prenuptial agreement, he's fucked.

I predict another Rocky or Expendable Movie coming up.

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