Dr. Gay,
What would you do if Morten Harket walked up to you backstage after a concert, stared at you with those big, blue eyes, and said "Dr. Gay, I have read all of your fan letters and I've had a change of heart. I WILL give you a pint of my own jizz and I WILL let you bum my head off, but FIRST ... I want to watch you shag one of these hot, young Norwegian girls that are always following me around."