Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??

[Andy Griffin]

Why would you even bother putting too soon? No body gives a shit he’s dead

Getbiggers are savages, the more gurus, men in thongs drop like flies, the more we celebrate

True ... I added it ironically but you are absolutely correct.

[ChristopherA]

The dudes videos are hilarious.  He always shits on Seagal but then says JCVD has the best movies ever lmao!

[Fortress]

Check out the YouTube channel Space Ice. You're welcome

I’m obsessed with Space Ice.

One of the greatest things ever created by a mortal man.

I watch one or two daily.

[Humble Narcissist]

His reality show Steven Seagal Law Man is absolutely incredible

I couldn't stand to watch more than half an episode at a time. It was cringe worthy. I loved how he acted black when dealing with them and how he would hide behind the car when shit got real after acting so tough.

[The Keto Kid]

I couldn't stand to watch more than half an episode at a time. It was cringe worthy. I loved how he acted black when dealing with them and how he would hide behind the car when shit got real after acting so tough.

Hahaha...that's what made the show amazing! Dude would talk black to black people, guy is a master at everything, blues guitar player, singer, guard dog trainer, expert marksman with any kind of gun, that show was the shit!

[Phantom Spunker]

I couldn't stand to watch more than half an episode at a time. It was cringe worthy. I loved how he acted black when dealing with them and how he would hide behind the car when shit got real after acting so tough.

LOL, I can totally picture his fat fucking ass scurrying to hide behind a car door, pretending to radio for backup or some shit, while his partner is getting the shit kicked out of him.

[ChristopherA]

I’m obsessed with Space Ice.

One of the greatest things ever created by a mortal man.

I watch one or two daily.

Hell yeah! J C V D!

[Humble Narcissist]

LOL, I can totally picture his fat fucking ass scurrying to hide behind a car door, pretending to radio for backup or some shit, while his partner is getting the shit kicked out of him.

Yep, acting all tough and dark on the car ride and acting like he's in charge only to get scared shitless when he thought the perp may have a gun.

[lightweight83]

I’m obsessed with Space Ice.

One of the greatest things ever created by a mortal man.

I watch one or two daily.

I just watched a few of his videos and dude has me in tears!   Classic material!

[wes]

I just watched a few of his videos and dude has me in tears!   Classic material!

Same here!!  LOL 

[Kwon]

Steven Seagal incident

In 2008, actor Sylvester Stallone declared to the British magazine FHM that "At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Steven Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard."

According to Stallone, Seagal made his excuses and left while Van Damme tracked him down at a nightclub and challenged him again. Stallone finished by stating "Van Damme was too strong. Seagal wanted none of it."

[hench]

Seagal claims van damme is just a ballerina, he did it for flexibility but also has a legit fighting record. Something seagal doesn't have.


Jean-Claude Van Damme competed with the Belgian National Karate Team at age 15, had a competitive record of 44 wins - 4 losses in semi-contact matches, and earned his blackbelt at age 18. He also has a competitive kickboxing record of 19 wins - 1 loss (18 wins by knockout).

The only real accomplishments of Seagal in the world of martial arts is being adept at Akido, which by definition involves the other guy deliberately taking a fall so the other can "apply the technique". In other words basically useless if the other person is actually fighting back.

Steven Seagal incident

In 2008, actor Sylvester Stallone declared to the British magazine FHM that "At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Steven Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard."

According to Stallone, Seagal made his excuses and left while Van Damme tracked him down at a nightclub and challenged him again. Stallone finished by stating "Van Damme was too strong. Seagal wanted none of it."

[Humble Narcissist]

Seagal claims van damme is just a ballerina, he did it for flexibility but also has a legit fighting record. Something seagal doesn't have.


Jean-Claude Van Damme competed with the Belgian National Karate Team at age 15, had a competitive record of 44 wins - 4 losses in semi-contact matches, and earned his blackbelt at age 18. He also has a competitive kickboxing record of 19 wins - 1 loss (18 wins by knockout).

The only real accomplishments of Seagal in the world of martial arts is being adept at Akido, which by definition involves the other guy deliberately taking a fall so the other can "apply the technique". In other words basically useless if the other person is actually fighting back.

All of this and the fact that Van Damme is still in very good shape while Seagal is a fat fuck would definitely be a factor. Seagal's newer (straight to DVD) movies have a double actually performing any of the moves seen on screen. They are usually shots from the back and you can tell it isn't really Seagal.

[hench]

One movie from about 10 years ago seagal was doubled walking stairs, laughable.

All of this and the fact that Van Damme is still in very good shape while Seagal is a fat fuck would definitely be a factor. Seagal's newer (straight to DVD) movies have a double actually performing any of the moves seen on screen. They are usually shots from the back and you can tell it isn't really Seagal.

[joswift]

One movie from about 10 years ago seagal was doubled walking stairs, laughable.

I gurantee his double wasnt Hankins..

[hench]

No, this guy did the stairs effortlessly.

I gurantee his double wasnt Hankins..

[Kwon_2]

All of this and the fact that Van Damme is still in very good shape while Seagal is a fat fuck would definitely be a factor. Seagal's newer (straight to DVD) movies have a double actually performing any of the moves seen on screen. They are usually shots from the back and you can tell it isn't really Seagal.

In some scenes he is fighting with his opponent while sitting in a chair (not even getting up!)

Talk about Lazy sod!

[Ron Jeremy]

Steal was extorted by the New York based Gambino Crime family for some time.

[Fortress]

All of this and the fact that Van Damme is still in very good shape while Seagal is a fat fuck would definitely be a factor. Seagal's newer (straight to DVD) movies …

DVDs?

[NoPEDsNoBB]

Steven Seagal incident

In 2008, actor Sylvester Stallone declared to the British magazine FHM that "At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Steven Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard."

According to Stallone, Seagal made his excuses and left while Van Damme tracked him down at a nightclub and challenged him again. Stallone finished by stating "Van Damme was too strong. Seagal wanted none of it."

Typical tall kunt.     By "kunt" I mean "pussy".

[Humble Narcissist]

DVDs?

Figure of speech. Streaming.....

[NoPEDsNoBB]

Figure of speech. Streaming.....

, Loui

[falco]

[wes]

One of,if not the most, unintentionally hilarious flicks I ever watched:

"Yellow Faced Tiger", aka "Slaugher In San Fransisco"

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"Yellow Faced Tiger"

Produced by   Lo Wei, Raymond Chow, Leonard Ho
Starring   Wong Tao
Sylvia Chang
Chuck Norris
Dan Ivan
Cinematography   David Bailes
Edited by   Fred Cuming
Music by   Joseph Koo

Production
company   
Lo Wei Motion Picture Company
Distributed by   Golden Harvest

Release date   
16 August 1974
Running time   100 minutes
Country   Hong Kong

[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Yellow_Faced_Tiger.jpg+[img]

"Yellow Faced Tiger" (Chinese: 黄面老虎, originally released in the United States as "Slaughter in San Francisco") is a 1974 Hong Kong-American martial arts action film directed by Lo Wei, and starring Wong Tao, Sylvia Chang and Chuck Norris.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/"Yellow_Faced_Tiger"

If you can find a copy, you`ll piss yourself laughing..... and oh yeah,thank me later !!   

[joswift]

he must have taught Jon Jones that but forgot to tell he couldnt do it in MMA