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Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
« Reply #50 on: October 30, 2025, 06:59:15 AM »
“ It has been alleged that at some point LeBell heard about the claim and gave Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal's neck, and once Seagal said "go", proceeded to choke him unconscious, with Seagal losing control of his bowels.”

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Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
« Reply #51 on: October 30, 2025, 07:09:43 AM »
One of,if not the most, unintentionally hilarious flicks I ever watched:

"Yellow Faced Tiger", aka "Slaugher In San Fransisco"

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"Yellow Faced Tiger"

Produced by   Lo Wei, Raymond Chow, Leonard Ho
Starring   Wong Tao
Sylvia Chang
Chuck Norris
Dan Ivan
Cinematography   David Bailes
Edited by   Fred Cuming
Music by   Joseph Koo

Production
company   
Lo Wei Motion Picture Company
Distributed by   Golden Harvest

Release date   
16 August 1974
Running time   100 minutes
Country   Hong Kong

[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Yellow_Faced_Tiger.jpg+[img]

"Yellow Faced Tiger" (Chinese: 黄面老虎, originally released in the United States as "Slaughter in San Francisco") is a 1974 Hong Kong-American martial arts action film directed by Lo Wei, and starring Wong Tao, Sylvia Chang and Chuck Norris.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/"Yellow_Faced_Tiger"

If you can find a copy, you`ll piss yourself laughing..... and oh yeah,thank me later !!   ;D
I just watched the trailer.  ;D
Wes: Do you remember The 36th Chamber of Shaolin (1978)?


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Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
« Reply #52 on: October 30, 2025, 07:43:17 AM »
“ It has been alleged that at some point LeBell heard about the claim and gave Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal's neck, and once Seagal said "go", proceeded to choke him unconscious, with Seagal losing control of his bowels.”
Surprised Fatty Seagal is still alive.

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Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
« Reply #53 on: October 30, 2025, 12:17:44 PM »
Bullshido artist.

One of those gurus whose students all go flying around when he touches them.

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Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
« Reply #54 on: October 30, 2025, 01:03:12 PM »
“ It has been alleged that at some point LeBell heard about the claim and gave Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal's neck, and once Seagal said "go", proceeded to choke him unconscious, with Seagal losing control of his bowels.”
Haha.  That would be a sight to be seen.

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Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
« Reply #55 on: Today at 01:14:41 AM »
Bullshido artist.

Like one of those gurus whose students all go flying around when he touches them.
Always students and never anyone who would put up any resistance.

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Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
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Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
« Reply #57 on: Today at 02:01:02 AM »
No.
The toughest mofo alive is always the reigning Mr Olympia

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Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
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Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
« Reply #59 on: Today at 04:22:19 AM »
I just watched the trailer.  ;D
Wes: Do you remember The 36th Chamber of Shaolin (1978)?



Not really sure Gene.....I`ve watched so many Kung -Fu flicks over the decades,after a while they seem to all just meld together.

In the above movie,I referenced,I believe it was Chucks first acting role IIRC, and at one point he is seated at a table in a restaurant smoking a fat stogie cigar.......a waiter walks up and out of nowhere Chuck places the red hot tip of the cigar on the back of the innocent waiters hand......I fucking howled,laughing until I had tears rolling down my face, and for a week after that whenever I thought of that scene no matter who`s company I was in, or where I was at, I would just bust out laughing..........a true "Bizzaro World"  Oscar winner !!   LOL   ;D

Find a copy and you`ll see what I mean !!    :D

EDIT:
Just watched the trailer you posted and got a good chuckle.....he held the cigar a bit longer on the waiters hand in the movie......what a nice guy,and fantastic acting to boot !
   LOL D

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Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
« Reply #60 on: Today at 04:42:01 AM »


How can anyone keep a straight face and not throw tomatoes at Seagal?

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Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
« Reply #61 on: Today at 05:18:48 AM »
How can anyone keep a straight face and not throw tomatoes at Seagal?
He`s complete garbage bro.......complete garbage.....the fat bastard !   :D

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Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
« Reply #62 on: Today at 05:27:44 AM »
He`s complete garbage bro.......complete garbage.....the fat bastard !   :D

The sad thing is his Aikido that he tought as a young man was very good & direct. He was the real deal & did teach in Japan.




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Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
« Reply #63 on: Today at 09:24:50 AM »
The sad thing is his Aikido that he tought as a young man was very good & direct. He was the real deal & did teach in Japan.




He was given a teaching job by his father in law and he taught children.