Shizzo, your problem is that you're too passive. Too much of a pussy. If a real-life The Purge situation ever occurred, most Getbiggers would be out on da streets, dishing out vigilante justice. You, however, would be hunkered down indoors, downloading zoo porn and feasting on creme eggs that you paid a child to shoplift for you. You need to get some fire in that big old belly of yours. You're almost at the point where suicide is the only logical option, but there's still a chance for you to drag yourself out of poverty.
We can help you plan the perfect robbery but you're going to need to grow some balls and carry it out. Are you willing to work with us? I'm thinking you should target a high-end watch dealer. Smash-and-grab. Easy to sell them on and if you follow our advice, you won't get caught. If you do manage to fuck it up then at least you'll be in prison and have a bed to stretch your fat legs out on.
