That photo is of me. How did you acquire that?
My gay friend asked if I wanted to be in the Gay Parade. I said "Huh? Hell no" [given that I'm straight]. He then said it pays $500 a day for two 6-hour days, and additionally said that my face could be obscured, and I decided to do it.
After all, I was paid $1,000, and it's not like I did anything gay.
How did you find that photo of me, Prime? I hadn't told anyone about it.

Wait... the picture really is of you, and you hadn't told anyone, and Prime found it???