I can think of many ways of death I would choose way before getting eaten by a fucking alligator.Like Richard Pryor said I would be in that long Mf-ing line.
It’s very rare you’ll encounter an alligator big enough who will try to kill you unless you’re small framed like bhanks
crocodiles on the other hand have been known to stalk and time preys drinking/bathing times down at the local pond. Them fuckers kill you on sight whether they’re hungry or not. They don’t care. Much more dangerous than sharks
Gustave may have eaten 300+
Who knows how accurate this is but during their civil war they think he got a taste for human meat as they dumped corpses and probably live people into him
Rumour has it he’s not been seen in 10 years and probably made into boots and jackets for a Russian oligarch