So how've things been with your woman since the hockey game and
massive Getbig thread fail?
Has she spoken to or looked at you since?
I'm just imagining the two of you in bed together last night (ooo the TENSION) after saying goodnight to each other and telling her earlier about your thread you just made along with "wait til the guys see this! I'm gonna get all their respect and they will all worship me like a God"..
You checking your phone/thread every minute, trying to stay awake, hoping your missus falls asleep and forgets to check the thread and everything about it so she doesn't see you get humiliated again..
her pretending like she's sleeping, waiting/hoping for you to fall asleep so she can get her phone out and check the thread....
Holy fuck. Must've been tough. Rough night, huh? Did you sleep at all? Fuck, if anyone needs "beauty sleep"...

it's fucking you. All the way you.