Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers

[38 returns]

Brian

yoiu are 6 weeks out sorry.

You can see the skin/fat on your triceps both by the elbow and by where most people have lats. You have managed to lose a decewnt inch and a half of water off your strongest arm so will look far smaller on stage.

Also its interesting how now you are almost changing the goals again- now its about arms and abs not legs and backs. interesting. that now the two things you don't have are the twon things you think don't matter. sadly the judges wont agree. amd sprt the fucking hair out beaker

[Flexacon]

Well at the least décor in your house is 70's themed.

You do realize for classic you need lines and symmetry,

you standing sideways or titled doesn't do anything for you.

you have wide child bearing female hips and narrow shoulders.

You have the Pear body type.

Short stumpy legs and long torso too. Not great for classic.

[38 returns]

lets not forget its about 8.30 in the US

Brian has sat himself semi naked in his armchair to pose for blokes who hate him on the internet.
he's then sifted through the frames to find the one he liked best to put up for the approval of strangers. insecure much?

what a fucking crank.

[njflex]

Short stumpy legs and long torso too. Not great for classic.

I mentioned that a while ago 'mike mattarazzo'type minus muscle.

[ChristopherA]

Brian

yoiu are 6 weeks out sorry.

You can see the skin/fat on your triceps both by the elbow and by where most people have lats. You have managed to lose a decewnt inch and a half of water off your strongest arm so will look far smaller on stage.

Also its interesting how now you are almost changing the goals again- now its about arms and abs not legs and backs. interesting. that now the two things you don't have are the twon things you think don't matter. sadly the judges wont agree. amd sprt the fucking hair out beaker

6 weeks is being generous

[Flexacon]

I mentioned that a while ago 'mike mattarazzo'type minus muscle.

Yeah, a few have mentioned it. Matarazzo made it work for himself because he had the muscle and a relatively small head. Bhanky with his huge melon head and proportions looks more like a giant dwarf.

[ChristopherA]

Yeah, a few have mentioned it. Matarazzo made it work for himself because he had the muscle and a relatively small head. Bhanky with his huge melon head and proportions looks more like a giant dwarf.

I've said this many time. Dwarf proportions on a 5'10" frame

[38 returns]

6 weeks is being generous

correct- 8 is more like it possibly even 10 to peeled.

[wes]

You lost size on your arm bigtime!!

[webstar]

You lost size on your arm bigtime!!

The tumbleweed hair cut is just hilarious.

[hench]

It's amazing how big his head is compared to his torso! It's as big as both his pecs and if you zoom in and take the arms out it's like his body is barely wider than his head too.

Yeah, a few have mentioned it. Matarazzo made it work for himself because he had the muscle and a relatively small head. Bhanky with his huge melon head and proportions looks more like a giant dwarf.

[wes]

The tumbleweed hair cut is just hilarious.

[webstar]

It's amazing how big his head is compared to his torso! It's as big as both his pecs and if you zoom in and take the arms out it's like his body is barely wider than his head too.

Classic Lines

[Soul Crusher]

Anyone feel like an episode of Punked is occurring ?   There is no way he is showing up like this. 

[Gym Rat]

Classic Lines

Girth Brooks...

[38 returns]

flex wheeelchair

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Turtle Fucks (everyone off)

[webstar]

Anyone feel like an episode of Punked is occurring ?   There is no way he is showing up like this.

Do you not see the 1 good arm fore arm vascularity?

Gaspari esq.

Brian, is entering a left arm flexing competition.

[Soul Crusher]

Do you not see the 1 good arm fore arm vascularity?

Gaspari esq.

Brian, is entering a left arm flexing competition.

The other arm must be better.  He is holding out for the big day. 

[Hulkotron]

The other arm must be better.  He is holding out for the big day.

Same story on the legs, going to shock us with the conditioned mass.

[Raymondo]

Anyone feel like an episode of Punked is occurring ?   There is no way he is showing up like this.

I think there will be a rude awakening backstage before the show followed by a Crohn's flare-up 

[Soul Crusher]

I think there will be a rude awakening backstage before the show followed by a Crohn's flare-up 

Imagine Goodrum and his fiancé get in a shouting match after Goodrum starts heckling Bhanks and Goodrum screams out - This is the Thunderdome Biatch ! 

Brian has a fit on stage and starts shaking uncontrollably and and shits his diaper aka posing trunks.   

Fiancé is upset and demands to know who that big black man was and Brian responds - oh Em just one of my internet friends.. . . .


Ha ha ha ha !

[Krankenstein]

The abs are simply an indicator of overall condition if they are improving everything is improving

You couldn't be more wrong.

[Krankenstein]

I was throwing 275lbs heavyweights when I was wrestling at 140 I would toy with them that’s actually how I blew out my knee I threw a 275lb heavyweight over it when I was 145lbs. We tan into each other at a party then his buddies got bad that I threw him and attacked me like the 275lb varsity wrestler couldn’t handle himself against a 145lb guy that just blew out his knee

Buddies...as in plural.  Why didn't you use the 'kick to the face' technique you used in the mexican cartel prison??

[Krankenstein]

What if they do consider arms and Abs???  Am I the only one tired of seeing guys on stage with blown up quads and backs with 14 inch arms? Classic is about the 70s look less leg more arms less bloated stomach that is what I am bringing.

Thats something you definitely do not know how to bring