Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers

[joswift]

Brian is practicing his posting twice a day so as to be prepared there is no one else in the house

fixed

[38 returns]

I don’t respond to Josh so go fuck off with your latest gimmick

not josh you fucking crank

you are a coward- i hope you get locked in syndrome

[Soul Crusher]

Im lost for words, the delusion is so strong with you that you cant see that you have a half inch layer of fat all over your back

You look like a joint of pork
look at the white lines were your thumbs are pulling the skin, thats water retention

I said 20lbs to lose, its more like 30

I’ll actually give him credit if he shows up like this for the years of comedy it will provide GB with. 

I hope he keeps making the midnight runs to Taco Bell.    The runs he is going to have are going to make ‘Em call off the wedding and instead call Roto Rooter. 

[Hulkotron]

It also appears bhanks back should be added to his list of glaring asymmetries.

[Soul Crusher]

It also appears bhanks back should be added to his list of glaring asymmetries.

The right side is droopy and about 2 inches lower and smaller than the left.   Both are layered by fat though.

[bhank]

I may even have a pizza for lunch

[bhank]

It also appears bhanks back should be added to his list of glaring asymmetries.

Looks like a V taper to me

[Soul Crusher]

I may even have a pizza for lunch

Keep stuffing !    You need to carb up

[Soul Crusher]

Looks like a V taper to me

Why are you wearing a hat inside ?   

Did you have a stroke or something ?   The right side is smaller and drooping down.   

[Hulkotron]

Why are you wearing a hat inside ?   

Did you have a stroke or something ?   The right side is smaller and drooping down.

Shocking to think that this is the best frame he hand-picked from a video 

[bhank]

Why are you wearing a hat inside ?   

Did you have a stroke or something ?   The right side is smaller and drooping down.

Because I don’t feel like arguing with you about my hairline for fuck sake since when is that part of a physique update my v taper has improved the lower back is narrower obviously I am still holding water but it will continue to improve. The right and left side are exactly the same.

[bhank]

Shocking to think that this is the best frame he hand-picked from a video 

Oh here comes the 170lb Hulkatron to tell me I look bad are you kidding you don’t even lift

[38 returns]

brian you are starting to look like you do calisthenics twice a week and swim a bit

while on gear

you have heard of dumbell rows? pulldowns? deadlifts? shrugs?

genuinely astonished at how for all the piss and wind you dare to critique people when you look like this 9 days out

[bhank]

The diet is also changing now as I am getting close this was todays grocery list this is what I am actually going to eat the last week

[Hulkotron]

Chicken dumplings, classic show prep food.

[bhank]

brian you are starting to look like you do calisthenics twice a week and swim a bit

while on gear

you have heard of dumbell rows? pulldowns? deadlifts? shrugs?

genuinely astonished at how for all the piss and wind you dare to critique people when you look like this 9 days out

As all you fat bastards that competed once 20 years ago keep saying it’s how you look that day that counts I am going to look  awesome and honestly I look great right now meanwhile you don’t even lift

[The Scott]

Oh here comes the 170lb Hulkatron to tell me I look bad are you kidding you don’t even lift

With that HUUUUUGH heed and thin frame you remind me of a swimmer.  Well...Actually you look like a sperm, which is something of a "swimmer".

Spermheed.

[bhank]

With that HUUUUUGH heed and thin frame you remind me of a swimmer.  Well...Actually you look like a sperm, which is something of a "swimmer".

Spermheed.

Swimmers have some of the best builds on the planet muscular and lean

[ChristopherA]

Im lost for words, the delusion is so strong with you that you cant see that you have a half inch layer of fat all over your back

You look like a joint of pork
look at the white lines were your thumbs are pulling the skin, thats water retention

I said 20lbs to lose, its more like 30

That's why he's spinning this narrative of his best look beng at 205. If he actually got in contest shape he would be 180lbs and dropping under 200lbs scares the fuck out of him. It would destroy any credibility he's built up in his own head about how jacked he is. In reality he has all the muscle of a swimmer

[wes]

Looks moldy,like you left it out in the sun or something.

[wes]

That's why he's spinning this narrative of his best look beng at 205. If he actually got in contest shape he would be 180lbs and dropping under 200lbs scares the fuck out of him. It would destroy any credibility he's built up in his own head about how jacked he is. In reality he has all the muscle of a swimmer

BINGO

[Soul Crusher]

As all you fat bastards that competed once 20 years ago keep saying it’s how you look that day that counts I am going to look  awesome and honestly I look great right now meanwhile you don’t even lift

You should celebrate your condition by going to Waffle House tonight after Taco Bell.

[bhank]

That's why he's spinning this narrative of his best look beng at 205. If he actually got in contest shape he would be 180lbs and dropping under 200lbs scares the fuck out of him. It would destroy any credibility he's built up in his own head about how jacked he is. In reality he has all the muscle of a swimmer

Ok well I am weighing in 205lbs which is a heavyweight. I am not doing light heavy as I don’t want to cut to 198lbs. But regardless I don’t see how entering a show at classic at 205lbs destroys anything it’s 7lbs heavier than last time. I am in contest shape right now it’s a 36 hour touch up from here

[The Scott]

Swimmers have some of the best builds on the planet muscular and lean

And yet you, of all people, made fun of Frank Zanes build by calling  him a "swimmer" and stating you were better built than Zane.

Spermheed fits you.

[wes]

Ok well I am weighing in 205lbs which is a heavyweight. I am not doing light heavy as I don’t want to cut to 198lbs. But regardless I don’t see how entering a show at classic at 205lbs destroys anything it’s 7lbs heavier than last time. I am in contest shape right now it’s a 36 hour touch up from here

Not hardly!!