I agree brian and i have near identical physiques, but his head is 83.333% the width of his waist.
my head is 50% the width of my waist.
i've asked him before what is the circumference of his cranium. he is so busy prepping he forgot to answer.
now my head is large, 23.75 around, i am intrigued to find out how damn large his is.
any type of physical anomaly has always been fascinating to me. hence the inquiry
no disrespect mate but its not worth comparing yourself to brian. he's a freak. a hyper responder. he doesn't obey the rules of science- he can summon his metabolism. he can peel in 3 days. in your day mate you were good. but not brian.
its ironic that monty python did the life of brian about a fella who was mistaken for the son of god.
and yet here with have the life of brian hankins. the story of an underachiever who nobody followed who was convinced he WAS the son of god. but with no legs and bad baldness.
instead of water to wine he turned it to gatorade fed the masses on peach cobbler and gravy.
he cursed anyone who did good saying 'do unto them anything you can to make yourself feel better about how shit your life is'. the tree wise men left him gifts which he sold on for racing cars (repo'ed) a pool table (covered up) and whatever happened to the harley.
he was betrayed by his crohns disease and his inability to drive to curl contests without throwing up.
and while jesus only got crucified once brian comes here everyday to get the nails driven into his bone on bones spastic knees and his torn pecs.
