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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5175 on: April 17, 2023, 01:02:37 PM »
I mean, its a good average gymrat physique, good for 45 I guess and for the amount of wear and tear it has gone through.

Nothing great but nothing terrible either. Just not contest ready. Bad idea to step onstage, it will not be good for this guy's head.

If it were say Kitty Hawk Natural April 2023 Over 40 - he would be fine.   But for all the drugs, needles, TRT, tren, etc. - the shit talking - he looks worse than he ever has. 

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5176 on: April 17, 2023, 01:04:45 PM »
If the judges count head to any body part comparison he is totally screwed.

The big head is what gives him the look of being a midget.

The head to legs ratio is scarily bad, but even compared to his arms it makes them look like a non BB.

It takes a sicko to look like such a big headed, bald, weirdo and keep pushing your your images on people.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5177 on: April 17, 2023, 01:09:44 PM »
If it were say Kitty Hawk Natural April 2023 Over 40 - he would be fine.   But for all the drugs, needles, TRT, tren, etc. - the shit talking - he looks worse than he ever has.

Sadly its true. This is me at 6'3 with 15 inch arms. Praying mantis of peace but never touched a hormone although I used to take melatonin before they banned it.


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5178 on: April 17, 2023, 01:20:40 PM »
imagine if he wins

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5179 on: April 17, 2023, 01:26:29 PM »
here is how this plays out

he doesnt turn up- medical

he does turn up does the re judging is getting smoked so legs it- medical

there is nobody else in his class- he wins and is intolerable

there is 1 person who he beats- he wins and is intolerable

there is 1 person who beats him- he is intolerable


in short no matter what happens he will never admit being beaten- if he loses it is a homt town decision/ medical/ travel etc etc

if he wins no matter how shit the class it shows he is a genetic freak who could have been a pro etc etc etc
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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5180 on: April 17, 2023, 01:28:32 PM »
i really think he has a chance to win if he really commits to diuretics

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5181 on: April 17, 2023, 01:37:30 PM »
imagine if he wins

Look - we are all adults here.  If he shows up - competes - beats a few people (As in more than 1), comes in better than these horrid pics we have been tortured with for 2 months now - good on him.   Do I think that will happen?  Not a chance in hell.   But if he manages to actually show up and battle it out with the other thonged warriors and squeak out a victory - I'll be the first to congratulate him, regardless of how much of an ahole he is. 

 

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5182 on: April 17, 2023, 01:43:00 PM »
Look - we are all adults here.  If he shows up - competes - beats a few people (As in more than 1), comes in better than these horrid pics we have been tortured with for 2 months now - good on him.   Do I think that will happen?  Not a chance in hell.   But if he manages to actually show up and battle it out with the other thonged warriors and squeak out a victory - I'll be the first to congratulate him, regardless of how much of an ahole he is. 

 

You are giving Bhanky a lot of credit.

He has to make a 6 hour drive in depleted state.

Last time this happened, he took an Adderall from the maid for energy.

Driving 12 miles to the curl contest Brian was puking on himself with anxiety.

he isn't making it to the show.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5183 on: April 17, 2023, 01:46:23 PM »
will he sacrifice to win ???

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5184 on: April 17, 2023, 01:51:07 PM »
You are giving Bhanky a lot of credit.

He has to make a 6 hour drive in depleted state.

Last time this happened, he took an Adderall from the maid for energy.

Driving 12 miles to the curl contest Brian was puking on himself with anxiety.

he isn't making it to the show.

I'm trying to be nice here,   ;)

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5185 on: April 17, 2023, 01:58:13 PM »
Bhanks is the first person ive ever seen to look worse after a contest prep than before

LMFAO.....so true and works on so many levels.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5186 on: April 17, 2023, 02:00:39 PM »
will he sacrifice to win ???
He already gave up eating clean,what more could he possibly sacrifice ? :D

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5187 on: April 17, 2023, 02:18:07 PM »
He already gave up eating clean,what more could he possibly sacrifice ? :D

Well, outside his head the biggest (and fattest) thing on him is his ego.  But he won't set that aside.     Even among our country's biggest retards such as in Chicongo, bhanky's ego driven idiocy is legend.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5188 on: April 17, 2023, 02:18:41 PM »
Look - we are all adults here.  If he shows up - competes - beats a few people (As in more than 1), comes in better than these horrid pics we have been tortured with for 2 months now - good on him.   Do I think that will happen?  Not a chance in hell.   But if he manages to actually show up and battle it out with the other thonged warriors and squeak out a victory - I'll be the first to congratulate him, regardless of how much of an ahole he is. 

 
Same. And that's the difference between us and Brian. We give credit when it's due. Even if we don't like the guy.  Brian acknowledges nothing, gives no one props, and only sees everything through his fucked up lens. Where he magically looks amazing and no one else does.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5189 on: April 17, 2023, 02:24:54 PM »
I can’t imagine what the whole truth is to any of this or what conversations are possibly going on in his household about it. Passing cups of blood, not sleeping, diarrhea, looking smaller and frail, health flare ups, but driving 6+ hrs?? Meanwhile raging online and selfies constantly. How much gaslighting is going on here?

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5190 on: April 17, 2023, 02:35:48 PM »
I can’t imagine what the whole truth is to any of this or what conversations are possibly going on in his household about it. Passing cups of blood, not sleeping, diarrhea, looking smaller and frail, health flare ups, but driving 6+ hrs?? Meanwhile raging online and selfies constantly. How much gaslighting is going on here?
He's lying his ass off. He's just setting up the inevitable excuses for when he's last. In his head he was going to look amazing after his prep but even he can see in the pictures he looks like smashed assholes

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5191 on: April 17, 2023, 02:37:08 PM »
Look - we are all adults here.  If he shows up - competes - beats a few people (As in more than 1), comes in better than these horrid pics we have been tortured with for 2 months now - good on him.   Do I think that will happen?  Not a chance in hell.   But if he manages to actually show up and battle it out with the other thonged warriors and squeak out a victory - I'll be the first to congratulate him, regardless of how much of an ahole he is. 

 

Fuck that....if he wins and there are 2 - 3 shitty people in the class we will all be subjected to "I can't control who shows up" or "you all could have entered an beaten me".

Unless its a decent lineup and he wins....fuck any sort of congrats from me.  I suppose if I were to enter a strict curl contest and there was NO ONE in my group..or all I had to do was curl my normal 186.8lbs....and I won....would he congratulate me?

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5192 on: April 17, 2023, 02:49:38 PM »
I mean, its a good average gymrat physique, good for 45 I guess and for the amount of wear, tear and decades of anabolics

Nothing great but nothing terrible either. Just not contest ready. Bad idea to step onstage, it will not be good for this guy's head.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5193 on: April 17, 2023, 03:09:32 PM »
Fuck that....if he wins and there are 2 - 3 shitty people in the class we will all be subjected to "I can't control who shows up" or "you all could have entered an beaten me".

Unless its a decent lineup and he wins....fuck any sort of congrats from me.  I suppose if I were to enter a strict curl contest and there was NO ONE in my group..or all I had to do was curl my normal 186.8lbs....and I won....would he congratulate me?

I’m playing the long game here bro.  He is not showing up.   

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5194 on: April 17, 2023, 03:13:46 PM »
My forearms are vascular today.

According to Brian’s logic I am ready for the olympia stage.

Just need a tan.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5195 on: April 17, 2023, 03:14:27 PM »
Hanky will you walk over to Goodrum to tell him hello if you see him at the competition?

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5196 on: April 17, 2023, 03:21:37 PM »
I've been told that in order to really appreciate just how dense Brian is, you have to see him in person.  Like in pictures Flex Wheeler looks like the GOAT and Dorian is just ok.  But in person, it's like Flex doesn't even belong on the same stage as Dorian.  Same principle applies to Brian.  Also, I think Dorian is better than Ronnie. 

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5197 on: April 17, 2023, 03:38:10 PM »
I’m worried the excruciating contest prep diet n training is getting to Brian.

His posting is declining.

Delon, can you confirm?

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5198 on: April 17, 2023, 03:42:02 PM »
I’m worried the excruciating contest prep diet n training is getting to Brian.

His posting is declining.

Delon, can you confirm?

HR got involved after Rambone post. 

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5199 on: April 17, 2023, 04:17:17 PM »
I've been told that in order to really appreciate just how dense Brian is, you have to see him in person.  Like in pictures Flex Wheeler looks like the GOAT and Dorian is just ok.  But in person, it's like Flex doesn't even belong on the same stage as Dorian.  Same principle applies to Brian.  Also, I think Dorian is better than Ronnie.

Damn, i think thats the first time that has ever been brought up on here!!