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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5200 on: April 17, 2023, 04:19:25 PM »
46 fucking pages in 3 days.

Damn vacation is ruining my hanky updates.

Any Cliff Notes? :D

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5201 on: April 17, 2023, 04:21:21 PM »
I’m worried the excruciating contest prep diet n training is getting to Brian.

His posting is declining.

Delon, can you confirm?

So over the Mar 22 to Apr 14 period bhanky was rage posting 45.4 times per day (see post below), so there is our NPC Prep benchmark

Subsequent to this we have:

Apr 15: 34 posts
Apr 16: 51 posts
Apr 17: 22 posts to-date

In summary, still too early to say, not enough data points: on the one hand you had a typically robust 51 Post Bhanky yesterday, but today at only 22 so far, and taping out at 7.30am is a bit of an outlier

Could be an Accounts Payable backlog, could be rivers of blood from too many waffles, could be the Rambone Effect

Will keep an eye out


Some excellent non-bhank builds being posted, kudos

But in Bhankys' s defence, anyone saying he is not taking his contest prep seriously is just not paying attention - he has upped his post count markedly

3.5 weeks prior to NPC Entry Announcement:
30 posts per day

3.5 weeks since NPC Entry Announcement:
45 posts per day

That's literally a 50% increase - the man's dedication cannot be questioned


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5202 on: April 17, 2023, 04:22:36 PM »
46 fucking pages in 3 days.

Damn vacation is ruining my hanky updates.

Any Cliff Notes? :D

brian absolutely guarantees

will definitely

should probably

hopes to win,,,,,

will do his best.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5203 on: April 17, 2023, 04:22:58 PM »
Are you mad hes natural and has a better chest and traps? Serious question do you think it's an arm contest? Your arms aren't that great dude. Your triceps are dogshit.

bhanks thinks he has Groink-class arms.  It’s rather comical.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5204 on: April 17, 2023, 04:25:41 PM »
46 fucking pages in 3 days.

Damn vacation is ruining my hanky updates.

Any Cliff Notes? :D

Hankins is getting smaller and grumpier. He had a battle of the forearms with Rambone, and is still complaining about his guts. He also preformed a lopsided #225 bench for our enjoyment.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5205 on: April 17, 2023, 04:28:38 PM »
Hankins is getting smaller and grumpier. He had a battle of the forearms with Rambone, and is still complaining about his guts. He also preformed a lopsided #225 bench for our enjoyment.

For this final week, he is in lock down mode.  He is taking things to a dark place.  No stones unturned. Come Sunday, we will see the best possible version of Brian W.H. Hankins the classic bodybuilding division has ever seen.  Stay tuned. 

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5206 on: April 17, 2023, 04:36:10 PM »
This should be a "sticky!" 🤘

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5207 on: April 17, 2023, 04:37:11 PM »
They have actual professional videographers filing the event
So when you look like shit in those pics what will be your excuse?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5208 on: April 17, 2023, 04:40:01 PM »
Hankins is getting smaller and grumpier. He had a battle of the forearms with Rambone, and is still complaining about his guts. He also preformed a lopsided #225 bench for our enjoyment.

I wouldn’t call it a battle since all he did was twist my post about vascularity and how he has none in his biceps one week out to be about forearms because that’s the only genetic gift he has. He overlooked the fact that my traps, delts, pecs, back, triceps and hair are far superior and that people wouldn’t even look at him if he was next to me at the beach. Imagine losing the bodybuilding game to multiple message board naturals who aren’t even competitive bodybuilders? Sad!

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5209 on: April 17, 2023, 04:40:21 PM »
bhanks thinks he has Groink-class arms.  It’s rather comical.
Fucking Gronk. Brian is Bizarro Gronk. He has the Gronk sized ego without the worldclass arms. He's bald an ugly. We all gave him shit but Gronks legs were Platz like compared to those matchsticks of Bhanks. I almost wish he was around just to shit on Brian

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5210 on: April 17, 2023, 04:42:32 PM »
Cliff Notes Bhanky...

Getbig: "You look like shit."

Bhanky: "I'm great. Post some pics of yourself."

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5211 on: April 17, 2023, 04:48:01 PM »
46 fucking pages in 3 days.

Damn vacation is ruining my hanky updates.

Any Cliff Notes? :D
Looks like shit. Admitted to passing a cup of blood daily for past week along with constant diarrhea. Attempting to cure with stuffing and chicken dumplings. I know when you read this you’ll think I’m joking. Nope.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5212 on: April 17, 2023, 04:52:10 PM »
Looks like shit. Admitted to passing a cup of blood daily for past week along with constant diarrhea. Attempting to cure with stuffing and chicken dumplings. I know when you read this you’ll think I’m joking. Nope.
A cup of blood is a lot of fucking blood to lose,especially on a daily basis....I wonder how he determined it was actually a cup?

I call bullshit on this freaking nonsense.

He`s gonna have to increase the good old A-Bomz due solely to anemia.  :D

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5213 on: April 17, 2023, 04:54:00 PM »
So over the Mar 22 to Apr 14 period bhanky was rage posting 45.4 times per day (see post below), so there is our NPC Prep benchmark

Subsequent to this we have:

Apr 15: 34 posts
Apr 16: 51 posts
Apr 17: 22 posts to-date

In summary, still too early to say, not enough data points: on the one hand you had a typically robust 51 Post Bhanky yesterday, but today at only 22 so far, and taping out at 7.30am is a bit of an outlier

Could be an Accounts Payable backlog, could be rivers of blood from too many waffles, could be the Rambone Effect

Will keep an eye out

Holy shit....really strong posting from the new guy.....HA HA

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5214 on: April 17, 2023, 05:17:44 PM »
Well, outside his head the biggest (and fattest) thing on him is his ego.  But he won't set that aside.     Even among our country's biggest retards such as in Chicongo, bhanky's ego driven idiocy is legend.

Not nice to talk about Walter like that while he is on vacation !

Hi Mr. Scott !    🙋

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5215 on: April 17, 2023, 05:19:24 PM »
So over the Mar 22 to Apr 14 period bhanky was rage posting 45.4 times per day (see post below), so there is our NPC Prep benchmark

Subsequent to this we have:

Apr 15: 34 posts
Apr 16: 51 posts
Apr 17: 22 posts to-date

In summary, still too early to say, not enough data points: on the one hand you had a typically robust 51 Post Bhanky yesterday, but today at only 22 so far, and taping out at 7.30am is a bit of an outlier

Could be an Accounts Payable backlog, could be rivers of blood from too many waffles, could be the Rambone Effect

Will keep an eye out

Excellent, summary

I’m howling at the bold

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5216 on: April 17, 2023, 05:24:04 PM »
Vascular forearms, correction 1 vascular forarm is contest ready in Brian’s head.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5217 on: April 17, 2023, 06:03:12 PM »
The Rambone Effect haha

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5218 on: April 17, 2023, 06:35:32 PM »
Just for clarity, what will be an acceptable medical excuse to pull out?  What level of proof required?  I don’t think doctors write “organ failure” 3 days bedrest required type notes do they?

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5219 on: April 17, 2023, 06:40:20 PM »
Just for clarity, what will be an acceptable medical excuse to pull out?  What level of proof required?  I don’t think doctors write “organ failure” 3 days bedrest required type notes do they?

Pictures of the stage marshals searching Brian’s hotel room like they did in hawaii. (Stopped the entire show)


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5220 on: April 17, 2023, 06:50:26 PM »
Pictures of the stages marshals searching Brian’s hotel room like they did in hawaii. (Stopped the entire show)

Oh, that's hilarious

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5221 on: April 17, 2023, 07:09:53 PM »
So when you look like shit in those pics what will be your excuse?

I think I looked pretty good last time certainly better than you have ever looked in your life. Not sure who getbig paid to have NPC online put up 4 pics of me looking away walking instead of posing

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5222 on: April 17, 2023, 07:11:43 PM »
Better shape than Chaos has ever been in his life

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5223 on: April 17, 2023, 07:15:31 PM »
I wouldn’t call it a battle since all he did was twist my post about vascularity and how he has none in his biceps one week out to be about forearms because that’s the only genetic gift he has. He overlooked the fact that my traps, delts, pecs, back, triceps and hair are far superior and that people wouldn’t even look at him if he was next to me at the beach. Imagine losing the bodybuilding game to multiple message board naturals who aren’t even competitive bodybuilders? Sad!

You are 180lbs stop it by all means enter a show you are not big enough and you know it also you have the forearms of a 12 year old girl my back traps and delts are twice your size for fuck sake you have 16 inch arms

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5224 on: April 17, 2023, 07:18:29 PM »
You are 180lbs stop it by all means enter a show you are not big enough and you know it also you have the forearms of a 12 year old girl my back traps and delts are twice your size for fuck sake you have 16 inch arms


How about the legs Brian?