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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5300 on: April 18, 2023, 09:16:34 AM »
I know it's hard to give Brian credit but in that fdb comparison with Arena  Brian takes it. Saggy skin, no biceps to speak of on Arena and no taper, so amazingly Hanky beats him there too. I know it's only 1 angle/pose but that's the daddy of poses there.
Of course Hanky isn't even close to this version of himself now with further atrophy and fucked up symmetry.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5301 on: April 18, 2023, 09:16:50 AM »
😂


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5302 on: April 18, 2023, 09:25:12 AM »
He already gave up eating clean,what more could he possibly sacrifice ? :D
he could go kamikaze on fat burners and diuretics

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5303 on: April 18, 2023, 09:55:07 AM »
Arena must feel great,he weighed 154,and beat a guy who was 230 pounds a couple of weeks earlier,and whipped his ass soundly too,I might add !!  :D
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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5304 on: April 18, 2023, 09:58:19 AM »
Brian Hankins......humble in defeat:

Terrific.

How about that !

Boy, that's fantastic.
                   
Fantastic.

l can imagine how Chuck Arena he must feel,he was a lightweight and I weighed 230 pounds 2 weeks ago.

lncredible.
                   
Probably like l did when l did when I beat Clegg even though he crushed me in reality........fuck that refereee.

ln its own way,it's probably just as satisfying.

l gotta go shake his hand,that's fantastic, great.

Anybody know what time it is back in Kitty Hawk?

The same time it is here in Charlotte you fucking moron!

Oh, good. I bet my fiancée’s still up. Her kids are probably driving her crazy. She just keeps texting me “ok” while I’m ranting about the unfair judges. She’s probably simultaneously and frantically texting her ex to come rescue her. Anyways, I better go shake Chuck’s hand and change out my bloody diaper, so I can head home and relieve this frustration by wringing her neck

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5305 on: April 18, 2023, 10:04:37 AM »
Anybody know what time it is back in Kitty Hawk?

The same time it is here in Charlotte you fucking moron!

Oh, good. I bet my fiancée’s still up. Her kids are probably driving her crazy while she keeps texting me “ok” while I’m ranting about the unfair judges. She’s probably simultaneously and frantically texting her ex to come rescue her. Anyways, I better go shake Chuck’s hand and change out my bloody diaper, so I can head home and relieve this frustration by wringing her neck
hahahahahaha   LOL  ;D

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5306 on: April 18, 2023, 10:10:15 AM »
Call me crazy but the leg is looking a little better

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5307 on: April 18, 2023, 10:16:28 AM »
Call me crazy but the leg is looking a little better


You're crazy and still not good enough to beat this fella:



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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5308 on: April 18, 2023, 10:18:44 AM »
You're crazy and still not good enough to beat this fella:



According to the NPC I already beat him

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5309 on: April 18, 2023, 10:27:03 AM »
According to the NPC I already beat him


The NPC that conspired to hide your good pictures and only post the unflattering ones?

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5310 on: April 18, 2023, 10:27:56 AM »


The NPC that conspired to hide your good pictures and only post the unflattering ones?

A really one of our members proved something fishy was in fact going on with my pics

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5311 on: April 18, 2023, 10:28:24 AM »
So over the Mar 22 to Apr 14 period bhanky was rage posting 45.4 times per day (see post below), so there is our NPC Prep benchmark

Subsequent to this we have:

Apr 15: 34 posts
Apr 16: 51 posts
Apr 17: 22 posts to-date

In summary, still too early to say, not enough data points: on the one hand you had a typically robust 51 Post Bhanky yesterday, but today at only 22 so far, and taping out at 7.30am is a bit of an outlier

Could be an Accounts Payable backlog, could be rivers of blood from too many waffles, could be the Rambone Effect

Will keep an eye out

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA..... ;D

(catches breath)

OK - I'm calling dibs on the screenplay / movie rights to that title right here and fucken now!  Rambone - let's talk revenue streams and profit share pronto - do you got an agent?  8)


Fucking Gronk. Brian is Bizarro Gronk. He has the Gronk sized ego without the worldclass arms. He's bald an ugly. We all gave him shit but Gronks legs were Platz like compared to those matchsticks of Bhanks. I almost wish he was around just to shit on Brian

LOL

As an aside, I noticed that ESFitness was back posting again the other day - surely it can only be a matter of time before the 'Battle of the Injuries/Fighting Ability'  ;D
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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5312 on: April 18, 2023, 10:38:22 AM »


The NPC that conspired to hide your good pictures and only post the unflattering ones?

I have a very developed core always have

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5313 on: April 18, 2023, 10:40:36 AM »
Come on Brian, who's hand was raised in 1st on the day, who got the trophy?
In arnolds autobiography it states john grimek was the first mr olympia,  obviously a mistake/misprint. Do you think Grimek would claim to be mr O on a forum today  because its stated  in a book?
Did the npc contact you both and explain the scores were tallied up wrong and give out the correct awards?

According to the NPC I already beat him

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5314 on: April 18, 2023, 10:41:33 AM »
Not saying I buy into bhanky's conspiracy theory, but there is a rather curious gap in the numbered jpg sequence in his 6 photos uploaded online on the NPC site that doesn't seem to occur for the other men competitors
The photos with numbers ending 72-75 are the walking out pics so masterfully adapted by Taffin, and 92-93 are the 2 actual posing pics. What happened to jpg's 76-91 lol
Brian%20Wood%20Hankins&ids=8417372,8417373,8417374,8417375,8417392,8417393

Compare for example vs the guy he lost to, I mean beat: last 2 digits of each jpg in sequence
Charles%20%20Arena&ids=8417475,8417476,8417477,8417478,8417479,8417480,8417481,8417482,8417483

Same thing for literally every other Men's Bodybuilding entrant: all in sequence

I mean there could of course be any number of logical explanations - a simple screw up most likely, much like him being placed 1st when he really didn't - but maybe there are indeed Machiavellian forces plotting against The Bhank: all the more motivation for him to take the decision out of the judges hands on the 23rd and deliver a knockout Show of Muscle blow

Or if not hope for another online placement mix up

https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2021/npc_south_carolina_excalibur/



IIRC they had to delete them because he'd used Cialis to try to counteract the Adderall and it... er... became a little obvious when he was squeezing out the mandatories...
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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5315 on: April 18, 2023, 10:46:41 AM »
According to the NPC I already beat him

You’re a loser and a liar. “Well, technically I’m not lying because the site says so!” Shut the fuck up you semantics semen sipper

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5316 on: April 18, 2023, 10:47:43 AM »
According to the NPC I already beat him

Twisting things again Bianca - He got 1st place at the contest
& the 1st place Trophy - Not You. 
For once in your life be Honest , admit you were awarded 2nd & Last place.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5317 on: April 18, 2023, 10:49:42 AM »
Better shape than Chaos has ever been in his life

Shopped.

Here's the legit pic

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5318 on: April 18, 2023, 10:50:19 AM »
You’re a loser and a liar. “Well, technically I’m not lying because the site says so!” Shut the fuck up you semantics semen sipper


Big Charlie Arena, ever gracious in victory.

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« Reply #5319 on: April 18, 2023, 10:52:23 AM »
Big Charlie Arena, ever gracious in victory.

A very gracious and humble champion versus a sore last place liar

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5320 on: April 18, 2023, 11:02:00 AM »
Stop it you crazy old dementia patient, we've been over this, pay attention
Thank you. Doddering old Basille stumbles into the thread to interject nonsense. Brian is like a piece of paper. From the side he disappears and gets destroyed.  His hamstrings are nonexistent.  He's Mr. Beach Muscles. But it's a bb contest. Someone bring up Vince's Mr. Canada shots. I guarantee Brian says he's better than him. Let's see how complimentary he is after that

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5321 on: April 18, 2023, 11:06:44 AM »
A really one of our members proved something fishy was in fact going on with my pics

Who went home with the trophy that night?

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5322 on: April 18, 2023, 11:08:16 AM »
Shopped.

Here's the legit pic

Brutal  :D

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5323 on: April 18, 2023, 11:08:44 AM »
Big Charlie Arena, ever gracious in victory.

Class act. This is how a man acts, whereas children whine about how they should/could have won, that it was all a conspiracy against them etc.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5324 on: April 18, 2023, 11:09:12 AM »
Bhank is heading for a Cleggian level fiasco this week if he shows up.