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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5500 on: April 19, 2023, 05:37:15 AM »
That is what he is counting on, but if even so much as Richard Simmons or Pat Sayjak show up Hanky is in for a another last place finish.

And if Bhank is actually telling the truth about filing a complaint against the NPC after his last show... these judges are probably not going to give him one call-out 😃

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5501 on: April 19, 2023, 05:39:05 AM »
Thong politics of peace…..

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5502 on: April 19, 2023, 05:43:21 AM »
And if Bhank is actually telling the truth about filing a complaint against the NPC after his last show... these judges are probably not going to give him one call-out 😃

I think we need to get some $ to put a gig on Craigslist for someone to appear to film this Cleggian level fiasco for us. 

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5503 on: April 19, 2023, 05:47:29 AM »
im dying hahaha.. thats funny shit smh.... the wife called him josh hankins one time on accident lol.
Wait your wife knows about Brian?

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5504 on: April 19, 2023, 05:49:45 AM »
I think we need to get some $ to put a gig on Craigslist for someone to appear to film this Cleggian level fiasco for us.

They probably won’t ask for much compensation either. 😂

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« Reply #5505 on: April 19, 2023, 05:50:34 AM »
Wait your wife knows about Brian?


hell yeah...and she can squat more

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5506 on: April 19, 2023, 05:52:41 AM »
No way he shows looking like this.  Some excuse will emerge Sunday am.  Maybe the dog ate his PED's, Em and him decided to go to an all you can eat brunch instead, the kid is in trouble for fighting, etc.  There will be some weak assed excuse for him not to get up in stage. 

He looks far worse than last time and this is a bigger show.   Do the math.
I know better by know but this whole thing seems like a troll job. Doing a show on a month's notice. Doesn't even bother to diet. Eating 3500 calories of shit a week out. Hasn't trained legs in months. He's been shitting his pants the whole "prep." If this was a character he was playing it would be brilliantly hilarious. But he's not it's just him. And that's just sad

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5507 on: April 19, 2023, 05:53:59 AM »

hell yeah...and she can squat more
Hahaha! I don't doubt she can in the slightest

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5508 on: April 19, 2023, 05:54:21 AM »
Wait your wife knows about Brian?

Brian is an international household name.   Billions of people are waiting on patiently for contest results of this historic competition.  Ali - Fraizier   -   Tyson - Holyfield      Hearns v Hagler   - Hogan v Andre ,   Undertaker - Mankind Hell in a cell -   Ronnie vs Flex,   Heath v Kai  -  The Challenger into space,   the Berlin Wall,   Catching OBL 


Nothing above even comes close to the epic events that will unfold in the next few days with the world watching how Hanky Panky does this weekend in the "International Home Depot Kitty Hawk Spring 2023 Natural BB over 80 Wheel Chain Division Competition" 

   

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5509 on: April 19, 2023, 05:55:41 AM »
They probably won’t ask for much compensation either. 😂

The entertainment value alone is worth the price of admission.   ;D :D

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5510 on: April 19, 2023, 05:56:04 AM »
Wait your wife knows about Brian?


hell yeah...and she can squat more

Lord Have Mercy 😂

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5511 on: April 19, 2023, 06:01:21 AM »
Brian is an international household name.   Billions of people are waiting on patiently for contest results of this historic competition.  Ali - Fraizier   -   Tyson - Holyfield      Hearns v Hagler   - Hogan v Andre ,   Undertaker - Mankind Hell in a cell -   Ronnie vs Flex,   Heath v Kai  -  The Challenger into space,   the Berlin Wall,   Catching OBL 


Nothing above even comes close to the epic events that will unfold in the next few days with the world watching how Hanky Panky does this weekend in the "International Home Depot Kitty Hawk Spring 2023 Natural BB over 80 Wheel Chain Division Competition" 

   

even called my teenage kid "hankins" not too long ago, when he fucked up and lied about the dumbest shit lol..

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5512 on: April 19, 2023, 06:03:21 AM »
even called my teenage kid "hankins" not too long ago, when he fucked up and lied about the dumbest shit lol..

Its a noun, a verb, and adjective, etc at this point. 

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5513 on: April 19, 2023, 06:13:56 AM »
I remember when Brian was desperately try to prove his height, weight, income, employment, ect... he was posting pics of documents that he felt were proving his case...and he inadvertently posted his social security number on this board 😂

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5514 on: April 19, 2023, 06:14:10 AM »
I hope he goes through with the show for entertainment purposes, will give us material for years.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5515 on: April 19, 2023, 06:15:44 AM »
I hope he goes through with the show for entertainment purposes, will give us material for years.

If he poses like that creepy Silence of the Lambs video he posted - Holy F will that be GB legend and lore for the ages. 

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5516 on: April 19, 2023, 06:21:39 AM »
If he poses like that creepy Silence of the Lambs video he posted - Holy F will that be GB legend and lore for the ages. 
I am still on track dont you guys worry

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5517 on: April 19, 2023, 06:26:30 AM »
I am still on track dont you guys worry

yes you are- synthol in the arm? 

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5518 on: April 19, 2023, 06:27:21 AM »
Competition was piss poor in his class last year, no muscular development, smooth as babies arse.
If it's them again hankenstein has a chance.

I would appreciate you not mashing his name with mine.   I want to talk to your manager....now!

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5519 on: April 19, 2023, 06:28:59 AM »
yes you are- synthol in the arm?

I've called out his synthol use for the past year plus.

Now its just blatantly obvious.


Let's hear excuse or how he will ignore this

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5520 on: April 19, 2023, 06:29:14 AM »

not a single vein or striation anywhere, sloppy love handles..

and you look so pleased with yourself

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5521 on: April 19, 2023, 06:29:55 AM »
I am still on track dont you guys worry



Much his legs....his vascularity said "fuck it....I am out of here"

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5522 on: April 19, 2023, 06:31:00 AM »


Hanky hasn`t improved his hamstrings,he is just pressing his outside leg against his other leg for all he`s worth.....you can tell,it looks soft and mis-shapen as it is hardly flexed at all it`s just being mashed/pressed against his other leg.

He has this deluded mindset where he thinks that the judges will see him as that absolute best possible 1/10th of a second slice of picture from a video when he's flexing his hardest rather than how he looks in totality the whole time he's on the actual stage under those harsh lights including when he takes a breath and lets his gut out.  It's the same thing that leads him to believe all these precise possibly things will happen with his diet and body water to allow him to come in perfect.  Anyone with expereince knows it doesn't happen that way unless you're real real lucky.

It's similar to his saying "I can squat 365"  when he did it one time many months ago and could not come close now.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5523 on: April 19, 2023, 06:31:14 AM »
Bhank is the next Markus Ruhl

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #5524 on: April 19, 2023, 06:35:26 AM »
I've called out his synthol use for the past year plus.

Now its just blatantly obvious.


Let's hear excuse or how he will ignore this

Yup - looks horrible.   WTF!!! 

F it - Jose, Nacho, and Cesar from Guatamala are going to destroy him in the Kitty Hawk Home Depot Parking Lot Natural Spring 2023 Open BB over 40 yo wheelchair Division if he goes in like this.

Terrible.