Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers

[Walter Sobchak]

OMR would not hit that.   He has standards.   

F - even Vissyor Tbomz would not go anywhere near Hanky.

This is probably a first on Getbig...I'm practically speechless.

[GymnJuice]

OMR would not hit that.   He has standards.   

F - even Vissyor Tbomz would not go anywhere near Hanky.

I thought Tbombz was selling himself? Hanky is mid 40s, balding, has money. I figure that was his clientele, no?

[ThisisOverload]

As I have explained 1000 times my bicep tendon on the outside of the left arm was surgically detached during a slap shoulder repair. They reattached it but it didn’t hold. That creates a bigger bicep peak from the front and a gap in the back as it is not attached. That is why the right bicep looks better from the outside and the left looks better from the inside.

At least you are admitting your left arm is only as big as it looks due to a failed surgery.

Nothing to do with training or genetics.

That's pretty sad Brian.

I'll pray for you.

[bhank]

At least you are admitting your left arm is only as big as it looks due to a failed surgery.

Nothing to do with training or genetics.

That's pretty sad Brian.

I'll pray for you.

It would be bigger without 2 shoulder surgeries and a cut tendon are you kidding

[The Scott]

It would be bigger without 2 shoulder surgeries and a cut tendon are you kidding

How you must hate yourself.  Pathetic.

[bhank]

How you must hate yourself.  Pathetic.

I am not the pathetic old cripple that is you

[ChristopherA]

It would be bigger without 2 shoulder surgeries and a cut tendon are you kidding

All your injuries are because your body was never meant to be over 200lbs. Your frail tendons and ligaments are meant for a 160lb man. But you taking grams and grams of steroids and never learning how to train properly destroyed your body. So no they never would have been bigger dummy

[ChristopherA]

I am not the pathetic old cripple that is you

Good comeback. I don't know if he'll recover from the verbal beat down you just laid on him. You have the mind of a child

[Never1AShow]

I am not the pathetic old cripple that is you

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep

[The Scott]

I am not the pathetic old cripple that is you

You are a pathetic imitation of life.  I have seen you in the real world and believe me, you are nothing much to look at let alone "fear".  There I was, with my crutches and yet you did not approach me to knock me out. But then, I tend to blend in with all the other seasoned citizens.   

Kinda like you do when sitting on a walkway bench.  You blend in with the other shitizens.  You loathe what you have created. Your persona non grata little man.

[bhank]

You are a pathetic imitation of life.  I have seen you in the real world and believe me, you are nothing much to look at let alone "fear".  There I was, with my crutches and yet you did not approach me to knock me out. But then, I tend to blend in with all the other seasoned citizens.   

Kinda like you do when sitting on a walkway bench.  You blend in with the other shitizens.  You loathe what you have created. Your persona non grata little man.

Next time introduce yourself and I promise I will kick your crutches out from under you

[AbrahamG]

Next time introduce yourself and I promise I will kick your crutches out from under you

LMFAO

[Krankenstein]

Next time introduce yourself and I promise I will kick your crutches out from under you

So you can steal them and use them to walk up and down stairs?

[Never1AShow]

Imagine if he had just been humble, if he had just kept his mouth shut and just trained and dieted for the show without saying anything?  Then if he won he could have just posted a picture the next day and say "hey guys, I popped into a show and won.  Had a great time.  Not the Mr. Olympia, but happy to be competing still at 45.  Great way to head into my upcoming wedding." 

Imagine that? Not crowing and degrading others and farting all over the place then inadvertently revealing lie after lie after lie when he gets tweeked?


Naaah, he's incapable of that.  And thank goodness otherwise we'd all have been deprived of his comedic decline for the last 4 weeks.

[ChristopherA]

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep

Oof. Brutal ownage.

[tommywishbone]

Two hundred and twenty-seven pages! 227! What the hell is going on here?

Summary please?

[The Scott]

Next time introduce yourself and I promise I will kick your crutches out from under you

You will go to jail. I mean that.  You are tiny. So very, very tiny. I know you.  Run along and seek council to repair your life and your possible coming marriage.  She deserves who you should be not what your years of self-loathing and damaged ego have created.   With every word typed by  you here and elsewhere on the interwebs,  your ego is still neither sated nor salved.

No one pities the creature which both feeds upon and hates itself.  We cannot change the diaper of your filthy ego, only you can. 

Let me know if this needs to be written in white crayon for you to understand.

[ChristopherA]

You will go to jail. I mean that.  You are tiny. So very, very tiny. I know you.  Run along and seek council to repair your life and your possible coming marriage.  She deserves who you should be not what your years of self-loathing and damaged ego have created.   With every word typed by  you here and elsewhere on the interwebs,  your ego is still neither sated nor salved.

No one pities the creature which both feeds upon and hates itself.  We cannot change the diaper of your filthy ego, only you can. 

Let me know if this needs to be written in white crayon for you to understand.

Poetic destruction. That was beautiful. Brian needs simplicity though. He means you're a loser Brian

[Never1AShow]

Two hundred and twenty-seven pages! 227! What the hell is going on here?

Summary please?

After 20+ years of constant gear use and crowing about how great he was for the past many months Bhanky had a Crohnes flare-up, dropped 10 pounds and then had the bright idea to go into an Over 40 Classic Physique show 6 hours away from his house, the Charlotte Cup.  Since then he's fried like bacon losing all of his size, but still looking in no better condition.  He's dieted on 3,500 calories a day and been bleeding a cup of blood daily from the ass and had diarrhea for a week (seriously, he admitted this).  Many think he won't make the 9 hour drive (with shitter stops), but if he does, he plans to make the cutoff weight of 205, carb up for 6 hours then fast for another 12 until the morning of the show so he will be crisp and ready with an empty stomach, not farting, bleeding and shitting all over the stage.  His only hope now is that competitors no better than the two below 2021/2022 Over 40 Classic Physique winners show up, otherwise he's well and truly fucked (also Goodrum may be filming at the show for us):

TLDR:  He's entirely discredited himself no matter who shows up because he's shown he knows jackshit about bodybuilding! (credit to Wes)

[wes]

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep

What a mess!!   

[Never1AShow]

Two hundred and twenty-seven pages! 227! What the hell is going on here?

Summary please?

Also Hanky thinks melatonin is the same as Test

[mops]

After 20+ years of constant gear use and crowing about how great he was for the past many months Bhanky had a Crohnes flare-up, dropped 10 pounds and then had the bright idea to go into an Over 40 Classic Physique show 6 hours away from his house, the Charlotte Cup.  Since then he's fried like bacon losing all of his size, but still looking in no better condition.  He's dieted on 3,500 calories a day and been bleeding a cup of blood daily from the ass and had diarrhea for a week (seriously, he admitted this).  Many think he won't make the 9 hour drive (with shitter stops), but if he does, he plans to make the cutoff weight of 205, carb up for 6 hours then fast for another 12 until the morning of the show so he will be crisp and ready with an empty stomach, not farting, bleeding and shitting all over the stage.  His only hope now is that competitors no better than the two below 2021/2022 Over 40 Classic Physique winners show up, otherwise he's well and truly fucked (also Goodrum may be filming at the show for us):

This sounds like a fucking South Park episode

[Lartinos]

Why do those “nubs” or whatever the hell they are only become apparent right before a show like last time?

Bhankenstein is going to run that body into the ground or die trying.

[michael arvilla]

He's willing to die for us Bitches?

[Never1AShow]

Would love to see the posting of a strict curl video in the morning.  Since today is all that matters, could he still do 167.81?
Rub it in the face of the haters!