Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers

[joswift]

I knew you idiots would try and say something about my neck fucking retard.  It is at 19 I wrestled for decades.

My girl also loves my new look says I look like a model

hahha look at the prick jutting his chin out for Em to take his photo
I bet she took about 50 before he was happy

And as for that fucking comb over

[Rambone]

I knew you idiots would try and say something about my neck fucking retard.  It is at 19 I wrestled for decades.

My girl also loves my new look says I look like a model

It’s nice of her to turn a blind eye to the severe alopecia and sun damaged skin. I would say a hand model at best, but those pictures would come out blurry as fuck.

[BB]

My girl also loves my new look says I look like a model

I could definitely see you modeling for certain magazines -

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[illuminati]

I knew you idiots would try and say something about my neck fucking retard.  It is at 19 I wrestled for decades.

My girl also loves my new look says I look like a model

Weak Scrawny looking Neck & body. Weakling

[Lartinos]

Bhank always says speaking about his hair is irrelevant, but I think OMR is correct to tell him to cut it off.

It’s an eye sore and will take away attention from what he’s trying to accomplish.

Now that the water melon sized head is a little bit better under control, cutting off all the hair could make more sense.

The holding on to scraps look is quite bizarre and aging.

[bhank]

Hair plugs coming in nicely.

I told you idiots I wasn’t bald I shaved my head for a reason but you guys just keep insisting I am bald is it thin yes but I have full coverage the so calle d bald spot you guys keep zooming in in it short blond hair

[bhank]

hahha look at the prick jutting his chin out for Em to take his photo
I bet she took about 50 before he was happy

And as for that fucking comb over

I didn’t even know she was taking a photo

[deadz]

I knew you idiots would try and say something about my neck fucking retard.  It is at 19 I wrestled for decades.

My girl also loves my new look says I look like model

LMFAO

[joswift]

I didn’t even know she was taking a photo

fuck off

[Skeletor]

I told you idiots I wasn’t bald I shaved my head for a reason but you guys just keep insisting I am bald is it thin yes but I have full coverage the so calle d bald spot you guys keep zooming in in it short blond hair

"Not bald, just short blond hair. I have full coverage."

[Flexacon]

I knew you idiots would try and say something about my neck fucking retard.  It is at 19 I wrestled for decades.

My girl also loves my new look says I look like a model

I'm pretty sure she's talking (and thinking) about him

[Krankenstein]

I didn’t even know she was taking a photo

Bullshit.....your little woodpecker gets hard any time there is a camera around.   Did you have to threaten her to make sure your selfie ring was turned on?

[Cook]

I knew you idiots would try and say something about my neck fucking retard.  It is at 19 I wrestled for decades.

My girl also loves my new look says I look like a model

and we’re the idiots?

[Rambone]

"Not bald, just short blond hair. I have full coverage."

Hahaha! Would love to move to Kitty Hawk and buy a police scanner.

“Can you describe the suspect?”

“He’s a bald, white male in his mid 50’s.”

“Height?”

“Approximately 5’8 and smells like farts. He thinks he’s a model of some sort.”

[Rambone]

I'm pretty sure she's talking (and thinking) about him

If you scroll by real quick on your phone, you’d think it’s Razor Ramon

[The Scott]

and we’re the idiots?

The only things you wrestle with are the truth and that fatass ego of yours.  A
model?  Really?  A "model"?   Maybe a "Glamour Shots Hot Pockets Edition"...Sheesh. What a maroon.

[Flexacon]

I told you idiots I wasn’t bald I shaved my head for a reason but you guys just keep insisting I am bald is it thin yes but I have full coverage the so calle d bald spot you guys keep zooming in in it short blond hair

You've had hair plugs. You can see the patchiness on the back of the head where they removed the donor hair.

Also your "hairline" looks artificial as fuck. Like someone lined it up with a straight edge

[joswift]

I bet Em is on the phone to him right now
"Look , this fuckwit is killing himself, once we are married I will convince him to flip flop between strict curl and bodybuilding so he bulks and then splurges on DNP and diuretics until he shits himself down the toilet and we can have the house"

[Skeletor]

Hahaha! Would love to move to Kitty Hawk and buy a police scanner.

“Can you describe the suspect?”

“He’s a bald, white male in his mid 50’s.”

“Height?”

“Approximately 5’8 and smells like farts. He thinks he’s a model of some sort.”

"Any more details?"

"Average build, 160-170 lbs, wears ripped shorts with blood stains on the back. Several previous arrests."

"We'll need backup."

[Mohammed Omari]

I knew you idiots would try and say something about my neck fucking retard.  It is at 19 I wrestled for decades.

My girl also loves my new look says I look like a model

Allah save me! What the fuck could you model? Balaclavas? "Your new look" lololol. You fucking look like you've done heroin for this contest prep. Brian, hand on heart, you look like shit. I actually thought you were Joe Biden for a second. You've got a tiny, delicate neck, a sagging jawline with a little fleshy caruncle hanging under your two chins like a Christmas turkey, and your hairline has fucked off faster than Spaulding's Instagram after he got outed for being your bum-chum. I'm begging you, give this up.

[Hulkotron]

Allah save me! What the fuck could you model? Balaclavas? "Your new look" lololol. You fucking look like you've done heroin for this contest prep. Brian, hand on heart, you look like shit. I actually thought you were Joe Biden for a second. You've got a tiny, delicate neck, a sagging jawline with a little fleshy caruncle hanging under your two chins like a Christmas turkey, and your hairline has fucked off faster than Spaulding's Instagram after he got outed for being your bum-chum. I'm begging you, give this up.

 

[Rambone]

"Any more details?"

"Average build, 160-170 lbs, wears ripped shorts with blood stains on the back. Several previous arrests."

"We'll need backup."

“Proceed with caution here, people. We’re dealing with a real-life tard. His pants are on backwards. I repeat…backwards!”

[Hulkotron]

Pretty excited for Sunday not gonna lie.

[Rambone]

Allah save me! What the fuck could you model? Balaclavas? "Your new look" lololol. You fucking look like you've done heroin for this contest prep. Brian, hand on heart, you look like shit. I actually thought you were Joe Biden for a second. You've got a tiny, delicate neck, a sagging jawline with a little fleshy caruncle hanging under your two chins like a Christmas turkey, and your hairline has fucked off faster than Spaulding's Instagram after he got outed for being your bum-chum. I'm begging you, give this up.

 

Total devastation

[bhank]

Last supper