Just here to hear Coach's Indepth analysis of his post.... 
Well it started out with that lawsuit over the government sponsored school shooting that they allowed to happen but was really all staged by actors so Fox borrowed $14 Billion from the cartel shot caller Hobbes (who wrote it off as a AZ govt expense) that had been earmarked to fund Obamas move to Africa (once his fake birth certificate from there was completed) but everything fell apart when Mike Lie-dull exposed the plan after mega dosing on Alex Jones brain supplements (that were on sale 50% off if you used bitcoin and sent it to his wife’s second cousin’s shell company) so when no other news station would touch this awesome discover he traded it to Buzzfeed for the NFT of Trumpy in meek-rat mode during his court appearance, but before they could air it, MTG had the Jewish Space Laser zap their office. No more Buzzfeed.
So here we are.