Conjoined Twins with Shared Vagina - Only One Twin Has Boyfriend.

[tacobender]

What if one wants to sleep on their back and the other on their stomach?

[IroNat]

Do both of the wimmens feel it or just the one?

[obsidian]

Imagine being joined to a brother and you share an asshole.

he's gay, you're not.

LMAO! Had a good laugh in this thread. Thanks guys! 

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1651347838163460097

I think that's their business but they don't have sex from what it reads.   Everyone deserves love

[Lartinos]

Would be interesting to always have to go to the bathroom together.

[wazhazbin]

i remember the first siamese twins from reading Guinness book.

they had 11 and 13 kids between the two of them.

i was about 12 and remember wondering 'how??'

i guess it would be natural since birth for them to have no privacy, but the
women who married them? 'oh, don't mind him, he'll read a book'

[Lartinos]

I would be angry if my conjoined twin was smoking and eating fast food.

I would yell “You’re killing Us!”

[Taffin]

No you are thinking of sex with a normal chick and midget.

i dated a midget for a while,, i loved it when she would go up on me

for a while, then she realized she was gay and came out of the cupboard

 

[wazhazbin]

I would be angry if my conjoined twin was smoking and eating fast food.

I would yell “You’re killing Us!”

if one was popping anadrol, percocet, lasix, peptides, gh, testosterone, ad naseum
could the other still claim natural??

[Lartinos]

if one was popping anadrol, percocet, lasix, peptides, gh, testosterone, ad naseum
could the other still claim natural??

If Bhank was my conjoined twin I would threaten murder/suicide and he still wouldn’t listen.

[IroNat]

If one had a really good left bicep but the other one had a lousy right bicep...

If one had a torn pec on the right side but the other one's opposite pec was not torn...

[wazhazbin]

If one had a really good left bicep but the other one had a lousy right bicep...

If one had a torn pec on the right side but the other one's opposite pec was not torn...

imagine that battle in front of the mirror??

my arm is literally twice the size of yours hater..

be my guest, by all means, flex it today, exactly.

[Bevo]

 

[The Scott]

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1651347838163460097

I weep for them. I truly do.   This is true bravery  in the face of a living Hell.  The girl I met in PT that  had neither arms nor legs is as brave as these girls.   

Fuck the cucks and trannies and Dems everywhere.  They deserve Hell not such as these young women and others that suffer as they do no matter the malignancy, the heartache and more.  Damn them all for their dumbing down of true pain and suffering such as this. 

[Tapeworm]

Everyone deserves love

No they don't. Does some drunk crackhead wifebeater deserve love the same as a good husband? What would their wives say?

That is why equity is a pernicious and perversely incentivizing lie.

Perhaps everyone ought to concern themselves more with being deserving of things instead of insisting they're owed shit they've done nothing to earn.

[ThisisOverload]

I'd plow the "girlfriend" and launch a streaming arch of jizz on the "other" one's face.

Every. Single. Time.

How could they prevent that?

10/10 would have a 2.75 some.

But who controls the arms/legs?

If i wanted to deliver some dirty ATM, could the "other" one even attempt to avoid it?

[Sandrock]

Those girls look legitimately happy, though.  Those are real smiles instead of the fake ones most people have at this point.  So good for them.

And you're a real funny dude hazbin.  Got some good laughs that I needed thanks to you in this thread.

[The Scott]

No they don't. Does some drunk crackhead wifebeater deserve love the same as a good husband? What would their wives say?

That is why equity is a pernicious and perversely incentivizing lie.

Perhaps everyone ought to concern themselves more with being deserving of things instead of insisting they're owed shit they've done nothing to earn.

I knew that other than the timer for taking my medicines going off there was a reason I woke up.  This is perhaps one of the greatest things written here in some time and a superb rebuttal to that toddling 'tard, Vincenzo for whom "love" is a hole in a wall in some truck stop in the middle of tornado country.  Damn you hit that nail  right on the head! 

I am not joking when I say your words are right on point and are part of the foundation of what  made these United States of America the greatest Nation on this planet.  This was truly worth waking up to and if I may, I shall quote your words to others throughout the coming day.  SUPERB!

Thank you my brother!

[Matt]

If Bhank was my conjoined twin I would threaten murder/suicide and he still wouldn’t listen.

But if he did listen, you could star in the conjoined twins version of Weekend at Bernies..."Weekend at B.Hankies."

[Humble Narcissist]

Technically more of a 2 and a 1/2 some...

True, but two mouths to give you head.

[Tapeworm]

I knew that other than the timer for taking my medicines going off there was a reason I woke up.  This is perhaps one of the greatest things written here in some time and a superb rebuttal to that toddling 'tard, Vincenzo for whom "love" is a hole in a wall in some truck stop in the middle of tornado country.  Damn you hit that nail  right on the head! 

I am not joking when I say your words are right on point and are part of the foundation of what  made these United States of America the greatest Nation on this planet.  This was truly worth waking up to and if I may, I shall quote your words to others throughout the coming day.  SUPERB!

Thank you my brother!

Thanks, Scott. I know you and I occasionally differ politically so I appreciate you understanding my point that entitlement isn't just false, it's corrosive.

I don't especially blame Vince for uncritically repeating banal cliches. Any phrase starting with "Everyone deserves..." is immediately suspect. I just couldn't help myself.

[ElPolloSalmonello]

Imagine being joined to a brother and you share an asshole.

he's gay, you're not.

lololol - well done!

[Wiggs]

That guy, the boyfriend is sick degenerative fuck.

[Rambone]

That guy, the boyfriend is sick degenerative fuck.

According to him, “A calorie is a calorie and a hole is a hole.”

[Taffin]

Just glanced at the title again scrolling down, and for a second read it as Shaved Vagina...