+1 
That's my Bro right there! A man with high standards just like myself....

(Oh, and I call dibs on the anus)
Edit!
Wait for me boyz! I'd throw her $40, titfuck her feverishly and spackle that faced. Everyone wins.
Sorry Abe, should have guessed the rest of Team HorseCock
[TM] would steam in here
Hmm...
OK, so I suggest a simple partial airlock - rather unwillingly, I'll stand guard as the lynchpin/gatepost (bottom facing up with her impaled on my unit). Overload can kick in her front door from the usual standing position - you can plug the top end. And I suggest giving her rock rather than cash - much more help getting things started
And remember Dude - I'm trusting you by standing guard - I don't want to end up with any of your War Paint
