Would you marry her?

[FitnessFrenzy]

A bride has split the internet in half over her wedding menu, which included salads, gluten, dairy and sugar-free wedding cake and anti-bloat pills on every table.

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/bride-wedding-menu-tiktok-bloating-b2339213.html

[Phantom Spunker]

Definitely. I love that she pissed off all the fat, freeloading cunts and made them insecure. It's her wedding. Don't like it? Fuck off. I'd have loved to have seen the faces on a few of the whales when they got served bloat pills and a salad, hahaha.

[Grape Ape]

She will undoubtedly become more annoying with this shit in each subsequent year after marriage.

If you can't take one day from this shit, you have issues.

[BB]

She will undoubtedly become more annoying with this shit in each subsequent year after marriage.

If you can't take one day from this shit, you have issues.

This. She is going to get more annoying as the years go by, and it gets tougher to get rid of them when they've got a ring on their finger.

[FitnessFrenzy]

she needs to cook and clean for Henda and take his cock upon request. A woman like this needs to learn her place.

[Kwon]

[Phantom Spunker]

She'd be out on the streets if she tried to make me eat a salad with her, but I'd support and encourage her efforts to remain obsessed with her figure.

[Fortress]

Part of the fun of attending a wedding is eating like a horse and then spending the rest of the evening farting like a windstorm on the dance floor.

Broad sucks.

 

[ProudVirgin69]

Definitely. I love that she pissed off all the fat, freeloading cunts and made them insecure. It's her wedding. Don't like it? Fuck off. I'd have loved to have seen the faces on a few of the whales when they got served bloat pills and a salad, hahaha.

Seriously.  The average cost of a wedding in the U.S. is like $30,000.  If I’m paying that much for one day, I’ll serve whatever the fuck I want and if you don’t like it, the door is that-a-way.

assuming she provided prior notice, there is no misconduct here

[El Diablo Blanco]

Can she suck good cock?

[Phantom Spunker]

Seriously.  The average cost of a wedding in the U.S. is like $30,000.  If I’m paying that much for one day, I’ll serve whatever the fuck I want and if you don’t like it, the door is that-a-way.

assuming she provided prior notice, there is no misconduct here

Big time. Couldn't agree more. I'd serve most my guests dog shit if I could. I just checked out the menu and it was fucking awesome. They had oysters, Moet champagne, avocado bites, grilled salmon, a taco bar, and loads of low-sugar chocolates/candy. The women shaming her probably look like manatees.

[Grape Ape]

Big time. Couldn't agree more. I'd serve most my guests dog shit if I could. I just checked out the menu and it was fucking awesome. They had oysters, Moet champagne, avocado bites, grilled salmon, a taco bar, and loads of low-sugar chocolates/candy. The women shaming her probably look like manatees.

All this and she doesn't look remotely happy in the two photos posted.

Plus the way she holds the straw is annoying.

[Phantom Spunker]

All this and she doesn't look remotely happy in the two photos posted.

Plus the way she holds the straw is annoying.

Yeah, the straw thing is a bit weird. She drinks like it's illegal and she's scared of being caught.

[Kwon]

Part of the fun of attending a wedding is eating like a horse and then spending the rest of the evening farting like a windstorm on the dance floor.

Broad sucks.

 

Yes, Farting is VERY important

Her implementation of Anti-Bloat Pills makes me NOT very Frisky

[tacobender]

All this and she doesn't look remotely happy in the two photos posted.

Plus the way she holds the straw is annoying.

that’s how she holds cock when she sips on it arrogantly

[mops]

Bet the bitch spends her time taking hot oily pyramid shits from popping Xenical pills like candy

[joswift]

Bet the bitch spends her time taking hot oily pyramid shits from popping Xenical pills like candy

hahaha mate of mine used to be really fat, was using those pills and went to Blackpool for the day and was eating everything in sight including a huge curry

On the way home he shit himself in the car
Jag with a white leather interior, he was sat in a fucking oil slick of shit and fat, ruined the car.

[Fortress]

Anyway …

Marriage won’t make it 10 years.

And if it does, both will be miserable and wishing they’d just fucked for a while and moved on.

[Fortress]

This photo makes Fortress frisky.

[Hulkotron]

A 7/10 who thinks she’s a 12/10, pass

[IroNat]

Getbiggers only marry 11s...if they marry at all.

[Bevo]

Her complexion and features look like me if I was a female version of her 

[Zillotch]

looks like an insufferable c unt... and she's not even hot

[Grape Ape]

Ok, I gave in and clicked - food looked f'n awesome.

[Dalnet]

hahaha mate of mine used to be really fat, was using those pills and went to Blackpool for the day and was eating everything in sight including a huge curry

On the way home he shit himself in the car
Jag with a white leather interior, he was sat in a fucking oil slick of shit and fat, ruined the car.

LOL. I don't get it - those pills make you shit yourself? I thought they just got rid of the fat and binded it or something along those lines? Only thing remotely like that I've used was Lactose liquid from the hospital they gave me after being doped up on morphine for a week I hadn't had a shit and Christ that was a close call getting to the toilet.