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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2023, 02:36:48 PM »
LOL. I don't get it - those pills make you shit yourself? I thought they just got rid of the fat and binded it or something along those lines? Only thing remotely like that I've used was Lactose liquid from the hospital they gave me after being doped up on morphine for a week I hadn't had a shit and Christ that was a close call getting to the toilet.
yes, you are supposed to reduce your fat intake
He ate a load of fatty foods and they just rid him of it


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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2023, 02:52:53 PM »
yes, you are supposed to reduce your fat intake
He ate a load of fatty foods and they just rid him of it

AAAAAH, now I get it. Yeah that makes sense - he basically overloaded on the shit you're not supposed to because they work specifically on fat. LOL. It's basically like taking DNP which (edit: I kinda forgot exactly how it works) and going OTT on carbs on a DNP cycle. Imagine the fucking sweat on that. Speaking of which I think DNP was news recently in the UK some news report on it last week think they're going to clamp down on it a lot harder now

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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2023, 04:08:04 PM »
Can she suck good cock?
  She would have to be the second coming of Linda Lovelace for me to give up fried chicken, steak, ice cream , chips, and all the great foods life has to offer.

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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2023, 04:20:04 PM »
Part of the fun of attending a wedding is eating like a horse and then spending the rest of the evening farting like a windstorm on the dance floor.

Broad sucks.

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100% honestly - when I read that the first thing that sprang into mind (once I'd stopped reeling at the concept of Fortress dancing at a wedding) was the image of you in the middle of the dance floor punching out Till Lindemann's signature 'thigh hammer' move*

And intermittently summoning - no, commanding - other cowering individuals to join you in the centre of the room to replicate the move



*no matter what the song, however cheesy
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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2023, 04:21:51 PM »
Seriously.  The average cost of a wedding in the U.S. is like $30,000.  If I’m paying that much for one day, I’ll serve whatever the fuck I want and if you don’t like it, the door is that-a-way.

assuming she provided prior notice, there is no misconduct here


This

Yeah, the straw thing is a bit weird. She drinks like it's illegal and she's scared of being caught.


This part too.

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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #30 on: May 15, 2023, 06:53:34 PM »
Imagine being married to her.

Total attention whore.

I think the food looked great.

I give them 2 years before divorced.

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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #31 on: May 15, 2023, 09:01:52 PM »
You can always go for the 49ers in San Francisco. Not the football team. They're great. Rather the women who are all 4's but think they are 9's.

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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #32 on: May 15, 2023, 10:52:29 PM »
100% honestly - when I read that the first thing that sprang into mind (once I'd stopped reeling at the concept of Fortress dancing at a wedding) was the image of you in the middle of the dance floor punching out Till Lindemann's signature 'thigh hammer' move*

And intermittently summoning - no, commanding - other cowering individuals to join you in the centre of the room to replicate the move



*no matter what the song, however cheesy

My brother, Fortress can shake a heavy leg when a moment calls for such jubilant revelry.


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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2023, 01:09:13 AM »
Marriage?

No ,but I would paint her face with a bucket of hot jizz!

Just sayin!

Humble Narcissist

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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2023, 01:46:22 AM »
People still get married?

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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2023, 04:49:06 AM »
You can always go for the 49ers in San Francisco. Not the football team. They're great. Rather the women who are all 4's but think they are 9's.

LOL

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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2023, 04:59:41 AM »

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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2023, 01:15:56 AM »

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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2023, 01:21:04 AM »
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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2023, 01:23:43 AM »
Not touching 4 then? :D
Like sticking your dong into a bowl of sand. I'll pass.

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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2023, 07:35:52 AM »
If you are lucky you can fuck her with organic condoms, double wrapped.

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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2023, 10:36:42 PM »
 ???



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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #42 on: May 21, 2023, 12:17:33 AM »
No, she looks and sounds like a high maintenance miserable cunte.

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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #43 on: May 21, 2023, 12:38:36 AM »
No, she looks and sounds like a high maintenance miserable cunte.
Most definitely.

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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #44 on: May 21, 2023, 04:26:46 AM »
Aubrey is nice tho

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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #45 on: May 21, 2023, 11:58:36 AM »
They are all crazy. At least she plans to stay in shape. If you're going to be married I think thin and crazy is better to deal with than fat and crazy.

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Re: Would you marry her?
« Reply #46 on: May 22, 2023, 12:51:35 AM »
They are all crazy. At least she plans to stay in shape. If you're going to be married I think thin and crazy is better to deal with than fat and crazy.
Cheaper to feed.