Hands completely numb in sleep

[Humble Narcissist]

forgot to add bulimia and agoraphobia ( he admitted to suffering from both of them )

I doubt agoraphobia has anything to do with it.

[38 returns]

hopefully its something serious Brian

Preferably terminal

[Darren Avey]

Maybe your hands sore after repping the captain of crush number 5

[BB]

This is the last list I had now again updated (up to 38 now, not 35):

37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep

Can't even wake up, and give himself "the stranger" with that dead paw .

[wes]

Can't even wake up, and give himself "the stranger" with that dead paw .

[TheShape.]

I think it’s time to up the dose

[keanu]

Has anyone else had this issue I think I may be going hypoglycemic in my sleep hands and arms keep going numb in sleep.

It could be a nerve issue. Worse case is diabetes which is possible from you stuffing yourself all these years. There is too much sugar in your blood. See a doctor, get your blood tested.

[38 returns]

the irony here is he will have legit diabetes and be able to get insulin on script legitimately for once instead of bioidentical metformin

[Never1AShow]

forgot to add bulimia and agoraphobia ( he admitted to suffering from both of them )

That's correct, thank you.  And now we're up to 40:

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)

[keanu]

the irony here is he will have legit diabetes and be able to get insulin on script legitimately for once instead of bioidentical metformin

  In the mid 40s , 50s for sure, gorging food catches up with almost everyone. Hanky is lucky he doesn't have the genetics to hit 250, 275 or 300 . He'd get really sick.

[Never1AShow]

Brian, it's because you're such a beast. Your massive frame is so heavily muscled that you're basically a Belgian Blue cow at this point. Of course your metabolism will be through the roof. Have you thought about contacting the team of scientists who did your IQ test for you and asking them if they could maybe design some sort of feeding tube that could pump you full of a blend of amino acids and lovely French toast as you sleep?

It was not an IQ test (much less a spelling contest).  It was some standardized test like the ASVAB that hes improperly translating into a corresponding IQ.

[bhank]

That's correct, thank you.  And now we're up to 40:

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)

Except I don't have half that stuff and most of the other half are just common symptoms from Crohns or related to orthopedic injuries almost every middle aged athlete has

[Kwon]

You ok Brian?


You feel your hands now?

[The Scott]

Except I don't have half that stuff and most of the other half are just common symptoms from Crohns or related to orthopedic injuries almost every middle aged athlete has

*SNICKER*  You laid claim to this shitstorm of ailments, dumbo.  Oh.  And for the record you don't have even half a brain you  egotestical maroon.

[Kwon]

[Walter Sobchak]

Except I don't have half that stuff and most of the other half are just common symptoms from Crohns or related to orthopedic injuries almost every middle aged athlete has

Or it’s a list of bullshit made-up excuses from a chronic, weak, lying pussy.

Tiny little phaggot.

[Dave D]

Except I don't have half that stuff and most of the other half are just common symptoms from Crohns or related to orthopedic injuries almost every middle aged athlete has

It sounds like the nutrition cocoon is working!

[Walter Sobchak]

It sounds like the nutrition cocoon is working!

Snagged him a sexy wife…..

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!

[Never1AShow]

*SNICKER*  You laid claim to this shitstorm of ailments, dumbo.  Oh.  And for the record you don't have even half a brain you  egotestical maroon.

Seriously more Half-truth Hankins semantic games. he doesn’t “have” organ failure now, but claimed it earlier. Almost all are from his own posts and the few that aren’t are fair inferences. Like we made up “organ failure”?

[IroNat]

Bhanky has amazing recovery abilities.

Off the charts.

[Flexacon]

Just caught the rolls and the diabetes skin on his neck 

.

You got the beetees moron

[wes]

[Sandrock]

Bhanky has amazing recovery abilities.

Off the charts.

He's like Wolverine if Wolverine had male pattern baldness

[ChristopherA]

My father is a Dr. I told him your symptoms and he said slitting your throat is the best fix. I would do that immediately

[joswift]

Except I don't have half that stuff and most of the other half are just common symptoms from Crohns or related to orthopedic injuries almost every middle aged athlete has

we know you dont have them, you have however said you have had them all at some point as an excuse for your inferior attempts to do anything