the brian hankins rulebook
If someone is bigger than you then act the complete knob
Photograph yourself for no reason and call them a complete slob
If someone is more diced than you then take a slug of meth
Get angry at the world and say they look like death
If you follow these rules you will always find
You look the best in the world in your retarded mind
You will be right twice a day like a broken clock
As you wife pays your bills by sucking black cock