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When I was very young my mother would often read to me the words of perhaps the greatest wit the world has ever known. She did so to teach me that words not only have meaning but if worded with wit, are capable of putting even the great in their proper place.
You are far from great but the following was doubtless written for such as you:
"Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb"Gaius Petronius Arbiter's words on blatantly (self)abusive idiots such as yourself, echo across the years. You do not merit the love of a good woman, you feckless, fey fruitcake. You who axed the world, "who whored it better?", deserve a clapboard residence on Martin Luther King Blvd in Deetroit that smells of marijuana and state bowel movements. Surrounded by baggy pants boogies with you yodeling your version of the "Cry of the great White Ape" as though you were "Tarzan" to the locals masquerading as North American Pavement Apes.
By the way, I have shown your "feces of meth" posing gif, you know the one with your Oscar (Meyer) winning facial expressions, to a group of friends. They think you're a retard on meth.